Why cant we fly??

[XIIIthSoundsSoldier]

Wouldnt it be cool if we all had wings? then no one wud use airplanes and you could go see all the fancy outdoor shows in different countries for free.

Come on evolution give us sum wings!

[TheBlackDahliaMurder]

so, we cant fly, get over it.

[Fantum]

At 3/7/06 03:49 PM, Krugerclaw wrote: Wouldnt it be cool if we all had wings? then no one wud use airplanes and you could go see all the fancy outdoor shows in different countries for free.

that would suck to fly that far.

Come on evolution give us sum wings!

i don't want a hollow bone structure!

[Frogcloset]

because your mother wasnt a duck

[Genocide]

At 3/7/06 03:49 PM, Krugerclaw wrote: Wouldnt it be cool if we all had wings? then no one wud use airplanes and you could go see all the fancy outdoor shows in different countries for free.

Come on evolution give us sum wings!

we can already fly, jump of a cliff and flap real hard, you'll see.
::trust me

[Synnxile]

notice birds..or bigger birds, their bones are thin and could break very easily..notice us humans, our bones are huge and don't break so easily. alright here goes:

Scenario 1.... Bird jumps off a building to feel the wind in its feathers and flys away smoothly

Scenario 2.... Human jumps off a building to feel the wind in his/her hair and falls horrificly at the bottom and splats blood all over the concrete.

if only my bones were like the hollow bones of a bird...

[Genocide]

At 3/7/06 04:00 PM, vandersexx wrote: notice birds..or bigger birds, their bones are thin and could break very easily..notice us humans, our bones are huge and don't break so easily. alright here goes:

Scenario 1.... Bird jumps off a building to feel the wind in its feathers and flys away smoothly

Scenario 2.... Human jumps off a building to feel the wind in his/her hair and falls horrificly at the bottom and splats blood all over the concrete.

if only my bones were like the hollow bones of a bird...

bones do matter, but thin bones alone wouldnt matter. if you drop a thin hollow stick in the air, des it fly?

[ShinDenjin]

to be able to fly on our own requires a ridiculous amount of energy. We would have to eat about the equivalent of a 2000lb ox to be able to maintain flight for a few hours.

[Morextremist]

I believe I can fly

[BlAcKjAcK]

If you weigh over 40 lbs you wont be able to fly...

[Geechy]

Birds can fly.

[Synnxile]

At 3/7/06 04:03 PM, Morextremist wrote: I believe I can fly

So does R. Kelly

[MsiUrine]

At 3/7/06 04:04 PM, Geechy wrote: Birds can fly.

Woah... slow down there buddy. to musch philosophical reasoning in one sentance! MY head is gonna EXPLODE!

Meh i dont care if we could fly, we'd get bored of it and bitch on how we cant breathe underwater.

[Geechy]

At 3/7/06 04:07 PM, MsiUrine wrote:

At 3/7/06 04:04 PM, Geechy wrote: Birds can fly.

Woah... slow down there buddy. to musch philosophical reasoning in one sentance! MY head is gonna EXPLODE!

Except for penguins, emus, and some other ones.

[SouthAsian]

birds cant fly,Its just an illusion...like everything is an illusion.

[Alfundo]

That would be so bad. We would have to rebuild everything we have and reinvent society.
Get over it and buy a plane ticket

[Geechy]

At 3/7/06 04:08 PM, Geechy wrote:

At 3/7/06 04:07 PM, MsiUrine wrote:

At 3/7/06 04:04 PM, Geechy wrote: Birds can fly.

Woah... slow down there buddy. to musch philosophical reasoning in one sentance! MY head is gonna EXPLODE!

Except for penguins, emus, and some other ones.

Camels cannot.

[NeoVince]

I kno! That is so beat how dumass birds can fly and I cant!

[Evil-Iron]

....we would kill alot of birds and get bugs and shit in our faces+wtf would we do if your wings or what it is that would make use fly stop to work when your are like..9000 fet up in the air?

[Electronika]

At 3/7/06 03:49 PM, Krugerclaw wrote: Wouldnt it be cool if we all had wings?

No. Then we would be entirely different, similar to birds, whose brains are very small. And we'd have hollow and lightweight bones, which would break very easily.

then no one wud use airplanes and you could go see all the fancy outdoor shows in different countries for free.

No. If we had wings, we'd need a lot of food to fly, and we wouldn't have the stamina to go very far.

Come on evolution give us sum wings!

Humans are never going to evolve into bird-like creatures. Get over it.

[Gunter45]

We can fly, it's called technology. Yeah, so we weren't born able to fly, but we bent nature to our will. Take that limitations!

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 3/7/06 03:49 PM, Krugerclaw wrote:

then no one wud use airplanes and you could go see all the fancy outdoor shows in different countries for free.

That's not what we would use wings for. We'd use it too:

Fly away from school.
Make it an olympic sport.
Fly away if you're embarrased.

[Tantalus]

I can fly. I have this baby.

[Synnxile]

At 3/7/06 04:07 PM, MsiUrine wrote: Meh i dont care if we could fly, we'd get bored of it and bitch on how we cant breathe underwater.

I already do that

[Fwahobadagadz]

Think about the way evolution works. We adapt body functions that we need to survive - things that our species would die out if we didn't have. We do NOT need wings to survive. It's called hang gliders, bitch.

[Silent-Zombie]

It's becuz we're to heavy to be lifted of the ground.

[JimmyDodger]

Red bull gives us wings.

[xXdeezdeezXx]

Dude it would totally rock if we could fly...mabey not all of the time but still it would be kewl.

[chadarack]

At 3/7/06 04:40 PM, JimmyDodger wrote: Red bull gives us wings.

true.
It's just getting rid of them whats the problem.

[AllenIverson]

At 3/7/06 04:07 PM, MsiUrine wrote:

At 3/7/06 04:04 PM, Geechy wrote: Birds can fly.

Meh i dont care if we could fly, we'd get bored of it and bitch on how we cant breathe underwater.

Thats the most sense ive heard in..3 months