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Posted at: 3/6/06 06:43 PM

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At 3/6/06 06:40 PM, Madpyroboy66 wrote: what ever happened to the nice girl who you could have a meaningful relationship and who u could occasionally slide all over in a closet? or is it just all sex all the time Kelso style? Where has our society gone?!?!

I compleatly agree. Women are objects in this day and age, and it sickens me! Plus, they arent helping either. Wearing there skimpy outfits. I am reaproachful for our future.


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At 3/6/06 06:43 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote: Women are objects in this day and age, and it sickens me! Plus, they arent helping either. Wearing there skimpy outfits. I am reaproachful for our future.

Well, not all of them wear slutty outfits.

Just the ones who don't mind being date raped.

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Posted at: 3/6/06 06:46 PM

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hopefully she'll bring her friend....
the really hawt one...


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At 3/6/06 06:45 PM, subpar wrote:
At 3/6/06 06:43 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote: Women are objects in this day and age, and it sickens me! Plus, they arent helping either. Wearing there skimpy outfits. I am reaproachful for our future.
Well, not all of them wear slutty outfits.
Just the ones who don't mind being date raped.

and believe it or not gentlemen, most guys like it like that so nyah! >:P


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Posted at: 3/6/06 06:48 PM

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It truly is a sad sad sad way that this world as human beings are headed. Pretty soon, women will not even care, just stand and have sex. To all fo those out there who have no logic, THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!


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At 3/6/06 06:48 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote: It truly is a sad sad sad way that this world as human beings are headed. Pretty soon, women will not even care, just stand and have sex. To all fo those out there who have no logic, THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!

beg to differ with my BIO teacher.
"The meaning of life is for organisms to reproduce" we laughed, but...............


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At 3/6/06 06:48 PM, Sharksandwitch wrote: It truly is a sad sad sad way that this world as human beings are headed. Pretty soon, women will not even care, just stand and have sex. To all fo those out there who have no logic, THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT SEX!!!

dude its pointless to argue with overhormonal teens. they'll realise their mistake when they get an STD or their g/f's get pregnant.


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At 3/6/06 06:49 PM, ass_box wrote:

beg to differ with my BIO teacher.
"The meaning of life is for organisms to reproduce" we laughed, but...............

No, the meaning of life is to move forward; make the best of what you have; yes we should reproduce, but not go stickin it to any random women; and most of all, what I beleeve life is really about, is to just have fun.


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If your girl is 14 and says, WOW noone has ever been THAT into it, it means she has had atleast 2 more people before you.

Can you say slut? Find a real classy woman, then if your really into bondage get her to go for it.


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Posted at: 3/6/06 06:57 PM

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oh snap.

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i bet you like your new boy.....girlfriend what ever you like to call him

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At 3/6/06 06:59 PM, novocane wrote: Dude im 16, and I already taped up my gf...well ex gf

He knows. I never thought bondage was sexy until there, right infront of me was a girl willing to be tied up for me. Ive had girls willing to have sex with me, but after a while, gets boring with the same girl, every other night. Then it just clicked.


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Then you woke up.


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HAHA.

I saw the topic title and thought .... millipede.

last time I played bondage with my gf was when I dumped her body from my trunk.

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Do you even know how to have sex? You perpubecent kids treat women like objects. Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong?

You are not the only one...


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What's the point of all this houdini escape shit? JUST FUCK ALREADY!

Actually don't, that would be very immoral.

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If that's true, I envy you.


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At 3/6/06 10:31 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: What's the point of all this houdini escape shit? JUST FUCK ALREADY!

Actually don't, that would be very immoral.

Youre right! Next weekend, I gunna pound her like a cake. Im gunna smash her like an acholholic. Im gunna, uh, ah hell! Im gunna stick it in her.


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Wanna no what i think? Ur a fat, lonely kid who hasn't even seen a real vagina.


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Posted at: 3/6/06 10:39 PM

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Yeah,seeing a woman struggle to break free of duct tape gets me hot too.:/

By the way,you're thinking of hogtie,not a Boston Crab.


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ACK! Bondage! Everytime i look for porn, BAM! There it is! BONDAGE ADS!!!!

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At 3/6/06 10:37 PM, Ingus wrote: Wanna no what i think? Ur a fat, lonely kid who hasn't even seen a real vagina.

No, no, what? Man are you serious?


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At 3/6/06 05:47 PM, GunsOfFire wrote: stuff

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WTF?

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i read the first post then skimmed the thread for pix
there weren't any


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Posted at: 3/6/06 10:51 PM

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At 3/6/06 05:53 PM, NeoVince wrote: This is not GunsOfFire's girlfriend! It is actually mine! I was just using his laptop because my computer is fucked up! This is NeoVince's crazy, bondage loving girlfriend! Sorry about the mix up!

You can still sign onto your name even on his laptop... So you ARE 14...


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Whoops, I forgot I was 14 too... I guess im getting bad...


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I just got a pic message from her. She had it arrive during class. I call to ask why. She says "So you get a hard on in class." Dam! Anyways, the pic. It was her lying on her bed, wearing a tight black shirt, short pink skirt, and sandels. Her ankles and knees were tied with her black bondage rope, her wrist were behind her back, dont think they were tied, and red bondage rope, 3 or 4 times around, underneath her breasts. No one else knows about her fetish, so, Im guessing she put her phone on a timer and thats how she took the picture. The caption underneath said "Hi baby. I miss you already." So we've been talking on the phone litteraly til 5 seconds ago. I told her how Im not going in to see my Dad this weekend, and she said her Mom can drive her out. I met her parents, and she met my Dad, they approve, so far.

Id post pics but, (A)I dont trust 99% of the BBS (B) I cant hook my phone up to my computer(Motorola V265)

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Does anyone want to hear about your perverted sex stories?

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At 3/6/06 05:50 PM, TehreTard wrote: You lucky bastard

You can say that again


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