myspace...

[friedrice8791]

a geometry teacher at my school got arrested for asking a 12 year old girl out on myspace. he asked her out on a date and she said yes but instead some cops came. the teacher knew who the girl was cuz she had all these pics of herself and her name on her site.
...
so...
the lesson is...
dont ask out 12 year old girls on myspace if ur a lonely middle aged geometry teacher

[Freelance-Magician]

Fred Durst is interested, what's this girl's myspace name. I want to try my luck with her

[Jams44]

what a scumbag!

[CaptinChu]

Officer Dodrio (Or, atleast, his name sounds like a pokemon. I'm covering up his name for his safety.) came to my school and said, "People, get everything off your myspace!" I felt extremely annoyed, so I asked him, "Are the internets a dangerous place?" He managed to refrain from directly answering the question.

I told my brother about this, and we made a picture with a dorio that had police caps. Underneath, in small text, said, "Officer Dodrio for Sexiest Myspace Compitition."

Certainly, Internet stalkers are a problem, but if you actually get caught by them, it's your problem for being incompitent!

[LogicExiled]

Myspace sucks. I have an account. Lol.
It's too boring to even be on now-a-days.

[AcDiK-DR4G0N]

LOL! What a loser! That's pathetic if a 49-Year-Old needs to ask out a 12-Year-Old. They have an answer to that problem. It's called HOOKERS.

[friedrice8791]

At 3/5/06 05:50 PM, CaptinChu wrote: Certainly, Internet stalkers are a problem, but if you actually get caught by them, it's your problem for being incompitent!

so true

[East525]

Why would you be retarded enough to give out personal information to people you don't know anyway. Internet Stalkers just take advantage of kids that are retarded enough to say, 'HEY I LIVE IN FARMINGTON, OHIO!! MY NAME IS MIKE JONES!!'

[supershadowdude]

lol, he got screwed bad

[Lagerkapo]

At 3/5/06 05:51 PM, AcDiK_DR4G0N wrote: LOL! What a loser! That's pathetic if a 49-Year-Old needs to ask out a 12-Year-Old. They have an answer to that problem. It's called HOOKERS.

or they can beat their wives into submission, they have more to lose then a hooker.

[Maus]

What a fucking idiot.

[Jerkapotamus]

Same thing happened to an English teacher at the highschool my mom teaches at.

[Rinkul]

what an infidel...

[Dream-of-Duke]

Here is the annual most overrated wesite winner: www.myspace.com.

[Loco-Evil-Dabdoub]

Did he knew her? because I found this pretty stupid. If some paedophile ask a girl that in the street, he can be arrested, because its obvious the age of the girl. In internet, you can say you are whatever you like, and even upload pics of someone else, and say you are that person (people that does this are pathetic, because they can´t accept their body or who they are... or perhaps just afraid of the world).
So, in brief, how he got arrested? Was there an old fashioned police chase? or some blood?
this sound like an interesting story for the reality channel or other similar to it.
Myspace is just a place for adverticing, and for seeking pictures, that´s all.

[HandsomePete]

At 3/5/06 06:03 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Here is the annual most overrated wesite winner: www.myspace.com.

Do we need the link to the "wesite" that is ANNUALLY overrated? (Please tell me you don't actually GO to Duke)

[SgtBash-RF3000]

Thats why myspace sucks, the only people that actually read you're blog are pedophiles

[superlunk]

Which is why I don't have a myspace.

[Madferit]

A veteran police officer in my state(male) asked a 14-year-old boy from myspace out to give him his ("first-time"), it was really nasty, the things he said were disgusting. He got arrested though and his wfe left him. Too bad, he was a respected officer.

[mhb]

At 3/5/06 05:53 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: Internet Stalkers just take advantage of kids that are retarded enough to say, 'HEY I LIVE IN FARMINGTON, OHIO!! MY NAME IS MIKE JONES!!'

well hello there mike jones. i'm mr. happytime. would you like to cum and play with me?

[TehreTard]

At 3/5/06 05:53 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: Why would you be retarded enough to give out personal information to people you don't know anyway. Internet Stalkers just take advantage of kids that are retarded enough to say, 'HEY I LIVE IN FARMINGTON, OHIO!! MY NAME IS MIKE JONES!!'

You took the words out of my mouth, if some dumbass pre teens want to put their personal information on the internet, let them. Those who do that deserve to be kidnapped and raped because they were asking for it

[Loco-Evil-Dabdoub]

At 3/5/06 06:57 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 3/5/06 05:53 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: Why would you be retarded enough to give out personal information to people you don't know anyway. Internet Stalkers just take advantage of kids that are retarded enough to say, 'HEY I LIVE IN FARMINGTON, OHIO!! MY NAME IS MIKE JONES!!'

You took the words out of my mouth, if some dumbass pre teens want to put their personal information on the internet, let them. Those who do that deserve to be kidnapped and raped because they were asking for it

hahaha...

At 3/5/06 06:42 PM, superlunk wrote: Which is why I don't have a myspace.

Myspace isn´t that bad . . . I use it mainly to seek underground bands and downloading their songs, and to get free pics from pornstars sometimes.

[Hi-dud]

That's why myspace sucks... Plus the internet in some ways...

OMG It's gonna be one of my insanely long posts again.

That's why there is that pic of that retarded kid "I'm Using the Internet!"
Kids think that it's cool or something to use the internet, and there like "0MG I LIKE T0TALLY HAVE A WEB PAGE!"
They post all this stupid crap that nobody cares about on a stupid page that nobody will ever see. It's like they want people to fap over them or something, because the only people that go onto those freewebs and blog-craps are child-molesters and stuff.
There was an Oprah about that some days ago.
Instead of making a private journal, like you used to do years ago, and hope that noone unlocked it, or read it or something. Nowadays, people post what they do with their days on the internet... Why do they do this? I don't know! Does anybody know? I dunno.
Kids are just really stupid, thats all we can say. And by we, I mean me, and any other tommorrow-haters.
But seriously, why do kids want to have 'web-pages"? They're not real, there just something like "www.somefreewebpage.com/iwanttoberaped".
Do they think that people care what they do? I know of only one "blog" in total, and I'm unnaturally obsessed with the internet (at least I think I am, do you guys go on for 2+ hours a day?). I even forgot what the page was called.

Bottom line: Kids and the internet don't go together, it's just retarded.

[AngryCat]

At 3/5/06 05:45 PM, friedrice8791 wrote: a geometry teacher at my school got arrested for asking a 12 year old girl out on myspace.

see this is why i hate myspace.

[Hi-dud]

At 3/5/06 07:20 PM, Hi_dud wrote: That's why myspace sucks... Plus the internet in some ways...

OMG It's gonna be one of my insanely long posts again.

Hmm, turned out to not be too long... Howabout that.

[Evil-DarkLord]

At 3/5/06 05:45 PM, friedrice8791 wrote: so...
the lesson is...
dont ask out 12 year old girls on myspace if ur a lonely middle aged geometry teacher

I'll remember that lesson.

[HandsomePete]

I've still never heard of any of these stories, and I imagine many are heresay. And if you misrepresent yourself as older than you are, you're asking for it. I believe you can be as young as 13 now, and no one over 18 can talk to you unless you ask them to.

[JesusLovesMe]

Idiot. If your gonna ask someone out, ask out someone that is your age, not some one 20-30 years younger, pedo.