Chuck Norris

[Ethereal]

Today, 3/10/06, is Chuck Norris's 66th birthday. Let's all wish him a good one :-D

[2good2b4goten]

Serious?

GO CHUCK

May today bring you lots of joy and many sexy women

[N-Antichrist]

can he still burn ants at night?

[someguy362]

Why won't chuck Norris just die already instead of pissing me off?

[bigbadron]

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06

so which day is it?

[blinddragon]

It's been a long time since the Texas Rangers hasn't it.

[CamoClock]

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06, is Chuck Norris's 66th birthday. Let's all wish him a good one :-D

O god,I've got to make a work for History,I hope Chuck helps.

C: I already did it.

P : That's great... now make a sammich.

[Smizzoach]

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06, is Chuck Norris's 66th birthday. Let's all wish him a good one :-D

But, but it's 3/05/06, can you disrupt the space time continuum?

[Ethereal]

Whoa, I posted that wrong. I meant to say that there are only 5 days until his birthday. Sorry for the inconvenience.

god, i suck

[Luxury-Yacht]

EVERYDAY is his birthday.

[Ethereal]

At 3/5/06 03:39 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote: EVERYDAY is his birthday.

Yes, but today is his earth birthday.

At 3/5/06 03:30 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: can he still burn ants at night?

Yes, and in all other phases of the day, including twilight.

At 3/5/06 03:30 PM, someguy362 wrote: Why won't chuck Norris just die already instead of pissing me off?

Chuck Norris is immortal, he will never die!

[Chubbers-1]

chuck norris thing is getting old, and its shit.

[LinkSilvermane]

66?

Holy fuck. For a second, I thought he might actually be old.

Then I remembered that Chuck Norris beheaded Father Time with a spin kick.

[EyelessArchfiend]

Five days from now is his birthday. TWICE.

[Kasualty]

66 in human years is about 25 in Norris years.

[JesusLovesMe]

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06

Lol! Its the 5th

[ATIFunkFire]

I'm gonna laugh when he dies.

And roundhouse kick his grave.

[Ethereal]

At 3/5/06 03:50 PM, JesusLovesMe wrote:

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06

Lol! Its the 5th

Lol! Read the whole post n00b! I said i screwed up and we're past that now.

[TimeForMasturbating]

Remember that thread Jonas made about Chuck Norris?

That sure was a good chuck norris joke.

[Apple-Eater]

At 3/5/06 03:30 PM, someguy362 wrote: Why won't chuck Norris just die already instead of pissing me off?

yeah jsut die motha fucker.

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 3/5/06 03:28 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote: Today, 3/10/06, is Chuck Norris's 66th birthday. Let's all wish him a good one :-D

He's growing up to be old and farty and soon he'll in a retirement center.

[kill343guiltyspark]

At 3/5/06 03:46 PM, Suggestion_Boy wrote: chuck norris thing is getting old, and its shit.

no its not, its coming back where im from.

[American-Chinker]

At 3/5/06 03:36 PM, xmetallicax1 wrote:

god, i suck

yes, you do. . . .

slut

[Madpyroboy66]

well see Chuck puts the laughter back in manslaughter so...

[Lagerkapo]

god damn i hate chuck norris... he is a washed up tv star from a time long, long ago. walker, texas ranger wasn't that great, all those home gym commercials were nothing but repetitive, annoying wastes of my time, the ONLY thing good to come of chuck norris is maybe 3 or 4 funny jokes about him out of millions, and the worst thinng about him is all the fan boys on the bbs that have never seen him besides on photoshopped pictures that opther bbs users posted. now if we can all just move on to some other, newer, more original fad for a few months until that one gets old, and let the cycle continue as it should, then the world will be a better place for everyone. even you.