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Wow...

Hook, line and motherfucking sinker.

Congratulations, guys... you have fallen to a new level of gullibility.

And I thought the masturbation thread was bad....

This is a bad parody or whatever it is. If you are trying to compare the denial of the holocaust to the moon landing hoax, then you fail. You see lots of people actually believe that the moon landing was a hoax, infact it's only the americans who believe in the moon landing, and not all of them either. While the holocaust, well not too many people are denying it. Some do, but they don't have any strong, valid proof. There is however lots of proof that it did happen.

While the moon landing, there is solid proof against it, and weak responces by NASA. Actually, come to think of it, NASA hasn't said anything to the public about it. All they said was that they've landed on the moon.

Be more communist?

At 3/5/06 01:18 AM, xtckingdragon4000 wrote: - documentation of anne franks existance

Anne Frank died of Typhus in a concentration camp, what does this have to do with your argument?

- the holocaust museum

There museums dedicated to the Nazis, so obviously by your logic if theres a museum what it represents must be right.

- aschwits deathcamp

Dude, its Auschwitz, and contrary to popular belief the supposed gas chambers (which were never found in tact but rebuilt by the Russians) were actually in Birkenau (Auschwitz's sister camp a few clicks away).

- pictures

Show me these pictures of the can instantly proove the "holocaust" happened. (note, if you weren't a complete idiot you would realise that a picture is useless when used to proove something on such a huge scale)

- videos

I'd like to see these videos of the holocaust.

- the trial of joseph gerbals

I'm sorry but Joseph Goebbels commited suicide in may, 1945; he wasn't around for the Nurermburg trials.

- hitlers pesonal diary

The Hitler diaries were prooved to be a forgery, and if you had any brains you would know that it's the holocaust deniers that would use the Hitler diaries to their advantage you fool.

- interveiws with members of the ss

Again, i would like to see these interviews.

and ass loads more evidence, case closed, verdict for the defendent (bangs his gavel)

All your evidence was bullshit that made no sence, get your head out of your ass and get back to yr5.

OMFG!!!11111ONE

<satirepeopledontunderstand>

If i was wearing a hat id take it off to lettuce clock, and then put it back on, there would be no point walking around holding the hat instead of wearing it

I realize this is satire but some things have just irked me a bit....

At 3/6/06 08:28 AM, TurnipClock wrote:
Anne Frank died of Typhus in a concentration camp, what does this have to do with your argument?

Er....the fact that she died in a concentration camp for a start.......

- the holocaust museum

There museums dedicated to the Nazis, so obviously by your logic if theres a museum what it represents must be right.

Yes, Nazi's existed, so did the Holocaust.

- aschwits deathcamp

Dude, its Auschwitz, and contrary to popular belief the supposed gas chambers (which were never found in tact but rebuilt by the Russians) were actually in Birkenau (Auschwitz's sister camp a few clicks away).

So there WERE gas chambers........

- pictures

Show me these pictures of the can instantly proove the "holocaust" happened. (note, if you weren't a complete idiot you would realise that a picture is useless when used to proove something on such a huge scale)

True enough, but you are intelligent enough to do your own searches for pictures.

- videos

I'd like to see these videos of the holocaust.

There are some, a few taken by American troops, others elsewhere. You'd probably have to ask a Professor somewhere where you could find them though (hint: They won't be online.....).

- hitlers pesonal diary

The Hitler diaries were prooved to be a forgery, and if you had any brains you would know that it's the holocaust deniers that would use the Hitler diaries to their advantage you fool.

- interveiws with members of the ss

Again, i would like to see these interviews.

Again, ask a professor where to find them, they won't be online (not everything is as simple as google searches man....)

I just did this because it seems when we argue, we rely too heavily on internet sites to "proove" theories. We usually only give one or two sites too, if you read any good book about a theory, you'll notice in the back that there are dozens of references, not including the author's own research.
To say: "proove it" is difficult, especially considering we can only give whatever is available online. Much of "evidence" is really offline, found in artifacts of all shapes and sizes, personal interviews, books, etc.

Just a rant on one of the problems with our forums.........

Austria is south of Germany
He's a liar urgg
Please tell me this is a joke! Seriously

What the hell, they did there are survivers of Auschiwtz and what not get out of here you neo-nazi dirt bag.

At 3/6/06 02:44 AM, Ravariel wrote: Wow...

Hook, line and motherfucking sinker.

Congratulations, guys... you have fallen to a new level of gullibility.

And I thought the masturbation thread was bad....

i know its a joke but i like going on mad psycotic ranting's and raving's, and this particular satire is perfect.

not too mention in bad taste. its not a comedy, its a travesty.

It'll never beat the masturbation thread, but I do like the satire - very nice.

At 3/5/06 10:11 PM, C-Damage wrote: You are going to jail.

After a court-visit in Nürnberg!

At 3/5/06 12:27 AM, LettuceClock wrote: Listen, please do not think I am racist (I have oriental friends!!) but I seriously doubt that the holocaust ever happened. I relise how strongly some people feel about this, but please just listen to the different reasons I doubt it?

1) Reportedly, over 3,000,000 jews where killed by hitler. How come none of them have ever given interviews or anything like that? Sounds a little fishy to me.

2) If other countries heard about what the Italians and Japaneese and Germans and others (An Axis of Evil, of sorts) wouldn't they ally up to try and stop it? There would be a huge war between those "Allies" and the "Axis". Why didn't that happen?

3) All reports make mention to some huge secret society called the "Not sees". When you're "proof" makes mention to Illuminati wannabees, you lose all credibility in my oppinion.

4) Why haven't any German P.O.W camps where all this supposidly happened ever been discovered?

5) I don't know alot of imformation on the subject, but apperently Hitler was busy trying to completely eliminate a terrorist group known as the G.Y.P.S.Y's. It was called operation "Final Solution". He didn't have any time murdering jews.

6) A good majority of all this shit supposidly happens in a place called "Austria". Considering that topographers, map-makers, and "Holocaust experts" have yet to discover this mysterious land, I have come to the conclusion that they actually mean "Australia", which would never have taken part in anything like that.

7) Hitler himself said that he NEVER did anything wrong or immoral to the Jews. Now, who would know more about what Hitler did then Hitler himself?

hitler was a drug addict. Daily his doctors gave him drug inducements.

In hundreds of speeches, meetings with nazi HC, he spoke about the jews doing all wrong to the country and should be ridded

in 1940's his final solution. Which was documented, was ordered

do you want 100 or 1000 photos of the concentration camps

Auchwitz, thats not proof of a POW camp. Gypsys and others died in it too.

Dumbshit, Austria is a real country. Its iN Europe. Are you in 1st grade?

At 3/6/06 05:41 PM, Alexi101 wrote:

At 3/5/06 12:27 AM, LettuceClock wrote: Are you in 1st grade?

And you are obviously a complete moron. This is a joke for your information.

Also, I'd like to thank the nazis for badly wanting to recrod most of what happened in the concentration camps for their history, and actually proving their own suicide

here is the link to a book that answers all questions.

http://www.holocaustchronicle.org

This book has a massive timeline, pictures, and documentations of The Holocaust, anything you want proven wrong about the fact the holocaust never existed, is answered here.

This book is a encyclopedia on the holocause basically

the book has been formatted into the website, so you can read the book at the website

At 3/6/06 01:58 PM, xtckingdragon4000 wrote: lolz i new u were joking duh lol!!

Hmm... well that's funny, since I distincly remember making the stupidest fucking post I have ever seen trying to argue... must have been imagining it... oh no, it's real; your just a stupid fucking duche. Please, feel free to apply your mouth to my genitals.

At 3/5/06 12:27 AM, LettuceClock wrote: 1) Reportedly, over 3,000,000 jews where killed by hitler. How come none of them have ever given interviews or anything like that? Sounds a little fishy to me.

That's because they are dead you silly goose.

Of course the Holocaust happened. Too much evidence towards it than against it.

i really think he sounds retarded

Hes wondering why noone noticed, maybe its because you dont know shit about the holocaust

The Red-Cross was tricked, the Nazi setup a fake play, called bumblebee, they did it, and killed all the actor prisoners afterwards when the Red-Cross left.

Hitler was no idiot, he knew how to outsmart his annoyances

Imma kill this thread right now:

The Rwandan Genocide never happened, it was simply a war with lots of death (mainly on one side).

For all the Holocaust expert wannabes on here, this ought to either incite 3 more pgs of bull, or completely kill it........

this was a parody thread right?

I guess the creator of this thread has just shown 80% of the Newgrounds community for what they are - fucking morons with a grade three education level.

Bwahahaha! I can't believe what complete and utter humorless morons the majority of you are.

Take a good look at yourselves. Got it? Now ask: Why is it that I can never laugh at my own shortcomings?

Yes, to those of you too boneheaded to figure it out, that's what this thread is about. It was NEVER about making fun of the Holocaust. If you look at the original poster's later posts, it is quite obvious that he takes the Holocaust probably more seriously than any of you (if you were really smart, you might've figured that out just by reading the original post). No, the purpose of this post was to make fun of humourless self-righteous pompous asses like youselves!

And it succeeded, you all fell for it like tuna into a fishing net.

I'm ashamed at the lack of sophistication in your sense of humour. Read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" sometime - perhaps it will open your mind.

HA! HERES ANOTHER THING OF PROOF THAT HITLER WOULD NEVER KILL JEWS!!

Now, I don't know alot on the subject, but It's proof I am right; Hitler actually funded the construction of "Consentration" camps to send Jewish people to (I can only assume it was a summer camp for jews with ADD to help them learn to consentrate)

Now tell me, would Hitler wanted the jews dead, would he take all the effort to put them into concentration camps? I don't think so.

Did the Holocaust ever happen?
Hmm... let's see...

Just where did 2/3rds of all European Jews go?
To La-La Land?

How can you disprove the Holocaust?
It's not exactly possible to do that.

At 3/11/06 08:18 PM, KemCab wrote:

Just where did 2/3rds of all European Jews go?

Duh, EuroDisney. Dipshit.

Oh, and plagerizing I-Mockery isn't funny. At all. Die.

Of course the Holocaust happened. How do you think Nazi scientist who were captured during WWII figured out about 10 different ways the body can die (besides bleeding to death, starving, not enough oxygen to the brain, or the heart stops).

Okay, this joke is OVER.