My friends...
I am "apotheosis"...
last night, when i was inhaling the divine smoke of cannabis, the creator came down to me and sat down across from my easy chair...
the creator said; "I am the lord, and i created the cannabis in the entire world. I create the weed for all to enjoy. here is my message from me to everyone...
CANNABIS WILL BE LEGAL... IT IS ONLY ILLEGAL NOT TO INHALE MY DIVINE SMOKE..."
when after that, the creator disappeared in a puff of smoke and as i fall down into sleep, straight out of dreamy trance; i felt the smoke of his lingering form pierce my mind and my soul went on fire...
I am the cannabis divinator, and it is my job... to ensure that the world continues on in with cannabis on the right path in justice and truth.