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Posted at: 3/2/06 06:57 PM
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So I'm walking back to my truck and I see a rather attractive young woman, honey blond hair blowing in the afternoon breeze. She drops something as she's putting groceries back in her car and has to bend down to get it (it rolled under her car). As I watching her backside, I failed to notice that I had reached my truck and ran my cart into the bumper.
PWNED!
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Posted at: 3/2/06 06:58 PM
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haha u suck
Posted at: 3/2/06 06:59 PM
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You then realised the woman, was actually a man.
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Were you on your way to make pr0n movies?
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:00 PM
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At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, CUBErt wrote: You then realised the woman, was actually a man.
probably lalwl
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He is so telling the truth about everything.
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:11 PM
At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, wismty wrote: Were you on your way to make pr0n movies?
ya, i wuz about to make the kewlest pr0n movie in all time: horny cheerleaders bimboplaya slut girls, starring mikey (if you know who he iz)
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:13 PM
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Hawt, so very hawt
You better watch out,
You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:22 PM
At 3/2/06 07:13 PM, CUBErt wrote: You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.
ya it got fucked up look:
i dont have a picture of the full truk, but ill see what i can do, ill try to draw it in a piece of paper
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:47 PM
i think so becuz i saw something long in her shadow.
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:51 PM
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omg elle oh elle
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Posted at: 3/2/06 07:55 PM
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At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: I an insanety of a child..
And the reason you posting that is... ?
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:56 PM
a shopping cart did THAT?!
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:57 PM
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So your saying that you got horny at the sight of a blond bending over? And you hit your truck with a grocie cart?Your a perv, but this is really funny.
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:58 PM
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Lol, oh well, your truck looks like a piece of garbage so it doesn't matter that much, and at least you got a nice view.
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What is with the pic???
That is a rather funny story. She must've been a major hotty.
Posted at: 3/2/06 07:59 PM
At 3/2/06 07:55 PM, Acadien wrote: At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: I an insanety of a child..And the reason you posting that is... ?
For the hummer of it! I know you lauge at this you cant hide it!
Posted at: 3/2/06 08:06 PM
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At 3/2/06 07:57 PM, BlazeKnite wrote: So your saying that you got horny at the sight of a blond bending over? And you hit your truck with a grocie cart?Your a perv, but this is really funny.
Stop posting those stupid pictures.
Posted at: 3/3/06 06:49 PM
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At 3/2/06 07:56 PM, InfectedTieDye wrote: a shopping cart did THAT?!
yeah, it was full of stuff
Posted at: 3/3/06 06:51 PM
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At 3/2/06 07:22 PM, Caveman- wrote: At 3/2/06 07:13 PM, CUBErt wrote: You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.ya it got fucked up look: i dont have a picture of the full truk, but ill see what i can do, ill try to draw it in a piece of paper
It was fuct when you bought it
Posted at: 3/3/06 06:53 PM
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At 3/3/06 06:49 PM, ZigZag- wrote: At 3/2/06 07:56 PM, InfectedTieDye wrote: a shopping cart did THAT?!yeah, it was full of stuff
Like empty Mini-Dv tapes.
Posted at: 3/3/06 06:54 PM
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At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: So I'm walking back to my truck and I see a rather attractive young woman, honey blond hair blowing in the afternoon breeze. She drops something as she's putting groceries back in her car and has to bend down to get it (it rolled under her car). As I watching her backside, I failed to notice that I had reached my truck and ran my cart into the bumper. PWNED!
Wow, you basically just became 27% more retarted than you were before, telling us storys like this. You should get some award or something.
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Posted at: 3/3/06 06:56 PM
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At 3/2/06 07:00 PM, _ggk_ wrote: Age: 80 Gender: Male Habitat: Seattle, WA Job: pr0n movies He is so telling the truth about everything.
My prediction:
Real age 13-14 range. If that.
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lol dude,did you mess up youre truck bad?
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Posted at: 3/3/06 06:57 PM
At 3/3/06 06:54 PM, My_Alias wrote: Wow, you basically just became 27% more retarted than you were before, telling us storys like this. You should get some award or something.
stfu you're just jealous because you can't have the same luck as me, and yes i had an award be4 it was AN OZCAR for best porn movie
Posted at: 3/3/06 06:58 PM
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shouldnt get to distracted
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Posted at: 3/3/06 07:03 PM
At 3/3/06 06:56 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: lol dude,did you mess up youre truck bad?
im not a truck you prostitute, lern ur grammer b4 you post here.
Posted at: 3/3/06 07:05 PM
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Lol, is that a serious job? Do you actually call it "pr0n"?
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Posted at: 3/3/06 07:11 PM
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An ugly one at that.
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