Oh God, I just got pwned

[Caveman]

So I'm walking back to my truck and I see a rather attractive young woman, honey blond hair blowing in the afternoon breeze. She drops something as she's putting groceries back in her car and has to bend down to get it (it rolled under her car). As I watching her backside, I failed to notice that I had reached my truck and ran my cart into the bumper.

PWNED!

[eimad-zamrik]

haha u suck

[CUBErt]

You then realised the woman, was actually a man.

[wismty]

Were you on your way to make pr0n movies?

[strumpy]

At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, CUBErt wrote: You then realised the woman, was actually a man.

probably lalwl

[TheSecondComing]

Age: 80
Gender: Male
Habitat: Seattle, WA
Job: pr0n movies

He is so telling the truth about everything.

[Caveman]

At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, wismty wrote: Were you on your way to make pr0n movies?

ya, i wuz about to make the kewlest pr0n movie in all time: horny cheerleaders bimboplaya slut girls, starring mikey (if you know who he iz)

[AndersonCouncil]

Hawt, so very hawt

[CUBErt]

You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.

[Caveman]

At 3/2/06 07:13 PM, CUBErt wrote: You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.

ya it got fucked up look:

i dont have a picture of the full truk, but ill see what i can do, ill try to draw it in a piece of paper

[Caveman]

At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, CUBErt wrote: You then realised the woman, was actually a man.

i think so becuz i saw something long in her shadow.

[Seasons]

At 3/2/06 07:13 PM, CUBErt wrote: You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.

omg elle oh elle

[Acadien]

At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: I an insanety of a child..

And the reason you posting that is... ?

[Seasons]

a shopping cart did THAT?!

[BlazeKnite]

So your saying that you got horny at the sight of a blond bending over? And you hit your truck with a grocie cart?Your a perv, but this is really funny.

[bifgis]

Lol, oh well, your truck looks like a piece of garbage so it doesn't matter that much, and at least you got a nice view.

[DeadKraz]

What is with the pic???

That is a rather funny story. She must've been a major hotty.

[BlazeKnite]

At 3/2/06 07:55 PM, Acadien wrote:

At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: I an insanety of a child..

And the reason you posting that is... ?

For the hummer of it! I know you lauge at this you cant hide it!

[munchies]

At 3/2/06 07:57 PM, BlazeKnite wrote: So your saying that you got horny at the sight of a blond bending over? And you hit your truck with a grocie cart?Your a perv, but this is really funny.

Stop posting those stupid pictures.

[ZigZag]

At 3/2/06 07:56 PM, InfectedTieDye wrote: a shopping cart did THAT?!

yeah, it was full of stuff

[JimGod]

At 3/2/06 07:22 PM, Caveman- wrote:

At 3/2/06 07:13 PM, CUBErt wrote: You have a truck AND watch spykids...this is alarming.

ya it got fucked up look:

i dont have a picture of the full truk, but ill see what i can do, ill try to draw it in a piece of paper

It was fuct when you bought it

[Tinnymin]

At 3/3/06 06:49 PM, ZigZag- wrote:

At 3/2/06 07:56 PM, InfectedTieDye wrote: a shopping cart did THAT?!

yeah, it was full of stuff

Like empty Mini-Dv tapes.

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 3/2/06 07:00 PM, _ggk_ wrote: Age: 80
Gender: Male
Habitat: Seattle, WA
Job: pr0n movies

He is so telling the truth about everything.

My prediction:

Real age 13-14 range. If that.

[slaughterMYdaughter]

lol dude,did you mess up youre truck bad?

[Caveman]

At 3/3/06 06:54 PM, My_Alias wrote: Wow, you basically just became 27% more retarted than you were before, telling us storys like this. You should get some award or something.

stfu you're just jealous because you can't have the same luck as me, and yes i had an award be4 it was AN OZCAR for best porn movie

[TjA]

shouldnt get to distracted

[Caveman]

At 3/3/06 06:56 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: lol dude,did you mess up youre truck bad?

im not a truck you prostitute, lern ur grammer b4 you post here.

[Eudaimonism]

At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, wismty wrote: Were you on your way to make pr0n movies?

Lol, is that a serious job? Do you actually call it "pr0n"?

[EtchASketchClock]

At 3/2/06 06:59 PM, CUBErt wrote: You then realised the woman, was actually a man.

An ugly one at that.

[Dropkicked]

At 3/2/06 06:57 PM, Caveman- wrote: So I'm walking back to my truck and I see a rather attractive young woman, honey blond hair blowing in the afternoon breeze. She drops something as she's putting groceries back in her car and has to bend down to get it (it rolled under her car). As I watching her backside, I failed to notice that I had reached my truck and ran my cart into the bumper.

PWNED!

That's not a pwn. A pwn would be, when she got back up, you find that she has a large, James Hetfield-esque mustache.