Forum Topic: Link from 'Zelda' is Gay

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Posted at: 3/10/06 02:52 PM

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Link is the connection from the games to the player himself, a character you can identify with. So it depends on the person who interacts with these games, not on the particular game.


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PirateKirby

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So is Link the pitcher or the catcher?


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Posted at: 3/10/06 03:16 PM

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lol...stop describin yourself...you jealous of him arent you :P lol...


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At 3/10/06 02:41 PM, MarioBegins wrote: -Young Link plays the "Song of Storms" because he is going through puberty, a period of storm and stress, after realizing he is gay.

You arent suposed to put your phsyciatric evaluation on the computer. ITS CONFIDENTIAL

-Where does Link pack all his items? Answer- up his ass.

I think you are liking this a little too much.

-The games are intentionally called the Legend of "Zelda" rather than Legend of "Link," because Nintendo wanted new players of the series to think that the hero had a girl's name, hoping that little kids would question their own gender identity.

again with the pshychiatry thing.

-An anagram for "Link's Awakening" is "Anal King New Ski," What the last two words mean, I don't know.

YOU DUMB ASS! YOU COULD MAKE ALOT OF THINGS FROM WORDS USING ANOGRAMS, AND THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT THIS UP SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-An anagram for "Astral Observatory" is "Try Oral Over Ass Tab"

read above passage.

-Whether Link is gay or not, he is certainly very forceful, this is how his "Bolero of Fire" is played: Down! A, Down! A, Right, Down! Right, Down!

Doesnt thinking about this shit make you gay?

-That "milk" Link drinks isn't what you think, remember, he got it from the two cowboys at Lon Lon Ranch.

Your profile says your 18 but I seriously doubt that. If you hate these games sssssssssssssoooooooooooooo much, how do you know so much about them?


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He's bishounen..


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At 3/2/06 05:50 PM, Rabbi_Indie_The_Rad wrote: Shutup, you're just saying that because you are gay for links hyrulian cock and know that zelda games kick ass.

Get The Fuck Off My Internet. It's a well known fact that you jack it to naked pictures of link yourself.


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You're just jelous.


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At 3/10/06 02:41 PM, MarioBegins wrote: -Where does Link pack all his items? Answer- up his ass.

By that same train(wreck) of thought, lots of game characters aslo keep items up there ass.

-An anagram for "Link's Awakening" is "Anal King New Ski," What the last two words mean, I don't know.

Did you hurt yourself thinking of that one?

-An anagram for "Astral Observatory" is "Try Oral Over Ass Tab"

See above.

-That "milk" Link drinks isn't what you think, remember, he got it from the two cowboys at Lon Lon Ranch.

You're just angry because you wanted it instead.

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At 3/10/06 03:50 PM, CardinalFang wrote:
At 3/10/06 02:41 PM, MarioBegins wrote: -Where does Link pack all his items? Answer- up his ass.
By that same train(wreck) of thought, lots of game characters aslo keep items up there ass.

or in their pants. Monkey island- Guybrush Threepwood. T'was a fun game really.


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At 3/2/06 05:49 PM, MarioBegins wrote: I saw my friend playing a Zelda game, Adventure of Link, at school, I was like, "Dude, don't play that game, tou'll turn into a homo. I told him some of the more obvious reasons why Link was gay, and he was all like,"You're filling my head with lies, man."

Never really thought it this way before. Thanks for the awareness.


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Ok.... very strange reasons but i can see where you are coming from.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.


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you know wat i think your a gay ass the legend of zelda is one of the best game saga EVER and its nothig with out link


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On a somewhat unrelated note, why is the series called "The Legend of Zelda?" Zelda, as far as I can remember isn't even in all of them. What story of Zelda is being told? And she pretty much just gets saved when she is around, so what's the point of leaving the series named after her?


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