OMFG rap battles

[DemonicDuo]

ok lets see some ownage rap battles!

[Cool-Points]

Basketball, Basketball, my favorite sport,
running up and down the court. :D!

[Mast3rMind]

At 3/1/06 11:04 PM, DemonicDuo wrote: ok lets see some ownage rap battles!

You won't see them here. Here at NG, if you're caucasion and like Rap, you're automatically branded as a wigger. And since the BBS taste in music is heavily based on Rock and Metal, anything decent won't be expected along with the many statements that you'll like "Rap Sucks". One note, you can't really battle over a keyboard and a forum.

[ZigZag]

Dont fuck
with chuck
or he's going to fuck
your duck
and if you have luck
he will suck it
and you can blow it off.

[CleverNickname]

Yo yo yo
yo yo yo, yo.
bitch yo, yo.
suck me ho, yo yo yo.
I'm a gangsta yo yo yo,
gun, bang, I got shot nine times, yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo, yo yo. Yo.

None of you can beat my stereotypical gangsta rap.

[DemonicDuo]

I wasn't serious. I don't like rap, I just wanted to see if anyone would do some hardcore gangsta rap.

[eimad-zamrik]

UC is my name
sex is my game
..........
.....
..

[cOnScRiPtRED]

Oh yeah Um yeah
Bang,Bang
On the rifle range
5 outta 8
its aight
Sargeant turning red

Up and down the wall
run and crawl
homies all right
help em up
continue the night

[W31RD0]

At 3/1/06 11:06 PM, -Crux- wrote: Basketball, Basketball, my favorite sport,
running up and down the court. :D!

Its not rap until you make up a word to compensate for lack of rhyming ability.

[1337ERROR]

At 3/1/06 11:07 PM, Mast3rMind wrote:

At 3/1/06 11:04 PM, DemonicDuo wrote: ok lets see some ownage rap battles!

You won't see them here. Here at NG, if you're caucasion and like Rap, you're automatically branded as a wigger. And since the BBS taste in music is heavily based on Rock and Metal, anything decent won't be expected along with the many statements that you'll like "Rap Sucks". One note, you can't really battle over a keyboard and a forum.

i agree with Mast3rMind. why can people act their color. a few decades ago nobody wanted to be black now everybody wants to be blacks. it just makes me want to smack so sucker.

[ZeroAsALimit]

I be drinkin' all night
an gettin pissed
I be gettin a razor an
slittin ma wrists

I hit ma homies up
Pumpin the Cure in my car
an my depression means
I wont get far

So I wear all black
and some lipstick and make-up
an when some neds start shit
they call the cops to break it up

An I sit an ah slash
mah wrists turning red
while I pass out
on mah lonley bed

Biatch!

Emo Rap. LOL.

[DemonicDuo]

YO wicka wicka wicka- awhaaat? awwwhaaat? ya ya ya
i am the pimp of the gally
chillin in an ally
bangin my hoes
as they suck my toes
(wicka wicka scratch scratch)
yo i let them rub my feet
becuz they know im elite
and they love my meat
i'd shoot dem if they were to cheat
lots of heat
(scratch scratch)
i eat women
i beat wannabes
im the gangsta that is a allstar
a ballstar
walkin down the hall
ppl have to look up at me
cuz im so dam tall
they lookin for a brawl i'll make them small
they'll call there friends and stall
but they will all fall
cuz im the shit
and i've got alot of wit
girls drink my spit
they dont throw a fit
cuz im the best they'll get
cuz im whaaaat? gangstaaaaaaa
eeraa eerra (scratch scratch)
(wickety wickety wack)

YAAA I OWNAGE RAP

[Orcinator]

I miss goldencat and his ultra wiggerness :'(

[Mast3rMind]

At 3/1/06 11:11 PM, 1337ERROR wrote: i agree with Mast3rMind. why can people act their color. a few decades ago nobody wanted to be black now everybody wants to be blacks. it just makes me want to smack so sucker.

I never said that. I could give a damn how people act. I was just mentioning on how the BBS acts towards it. Listening to a certain music genre doesn't and shouldn't label you as something. It's stupid, but that's my opinion. Being one of the only few people that listens to Rap on this forum. None of the new stuff now, except for foreign Rap.

[scott-huntsman]

NIJA NIJA RAP

GO TURTLES GO TURTLES

GO GO GO GO

[CleverNickname]

At 3/1/06 11:17 PM, Orcinator wrote: I miss goldencat and his ultra wiggerness :'(

Meh, we have novocane: the only Nova Scotian gangsta!

[StarF68]

[Verse1]
Ha! If there was ever a reason for me to take first place
There wouldn't be many cause in the popularity race
I'll sit at the table and watch you run on by
Sippin Mountain Dew from the bottle as I calmly try
Not to laugh, sorry, but you're stupidity is entertaining
You know you think you're running but the motion is pertaining
To nothing, because you all didn't see
While you were moving you never really passed me
Cause I'm sitting in my chair watching you move
On fucking treadmills, all you trying to prove
That you're better than everyone but you have no clue
That every time you're running this race, and I'm there too
Sipping Mountain Dew, watching, laughing at you

[Hook]
But that's not the end
No that's just the first verse
Now hit it in reverse
Let's take it back
To the original attack
Originality you lack

[Verse2]
Now you see, originality, unique technique
It's hard to pull off, the quality you seek
It lies in the deepest darkest corridor
Dormant in your mind, and you have no key for the door
But don't pay me any attention, this is just a metaphor
But I lied, don't ignore, cause there's still so much in store
I've got rhymes in my mind and I don't have time to find
Every single fucking idea that I pull to combine
Into a fine group of lines to make up this verse
And you still don't listen up, what's causing you do perverse?
But when you insult I just converse and then reverse the curse
Because you can't "fuck me" when I can make the insult worse
And now you try to traverse and immerse to my good side
But then you find you can't reimburse and now you're humilation is worldwide

[Hook]
But that's still not the end
Because I'm coming with more
The finalization is just around the bend
So hit the deck, get on the floor!
This ones going the other way
Cause in the night I bring the light of day

[Verse3]
Now enough about your failure it's time for me to shine
Every day I refine my design a bit to make myself divine
You can speak malign and that's okay because even when you combine
Yourself, your friends, and all your idols, yeah make them intertwine
And mix them carefully into a fine brine
I still shine brighter because for me to define
The awsomeness of the world, I'd have to say that it's mine
But don't get the wrong impression because I've got my problems too
Yeah you can't be perfectionistic because you'll never know what to do
There's always going to be a problem and if not with me then I have it with you
And the world is full of liars, bastards, bitches, sluts, and problems it's true
So I wont say I'm a cocky motherfucker in this place
Because like I once said, I'm not even running this race
I'm simply a bystander perhaps throw some slander to your race
And then you get bent out of shape and that's how I took first place

[1337ERROR]

i apolgize Mast3rMind. i'm sorry that i did not fully crasp what you had said.

[Ninja-Freak]

Thug One: Yo, yo ,yo ,yo.
Check this shit out right here.

Thug Two:Nah they aint ready, they aint ready for this.

Thug One:Ahhhh, we bustin it out on em right here.

Thug Three:Lets do this!

Thug One:Im the pimp of the group aint got no sympathy aint got no loot. Im waitn and rhymin and wonderin when im goin get my baby outta jail again.

Thug Two:Yeh yeh yeh, damn stupid cops pissin us all off, breakin up gang wars and eatin all the doughnuts. Man they layin up lead insaide us.

Thug Three:Yah, we broke ass niggaz we try to crump with shit that dont even spin. I wish for once wed find a lottery we could win.

All:Mah jong, ah hah, game of the gangstas its the straight shit fool. Dont be playin with us. Its straight stupid. Insane. Same with those casinos. And food chains. Y'all goin come round here we pop yo caps. God damn fools and whiteys aint no one got there back. This the 'hood. Aint no stupid shit. Dis fo real. Back the hell of fool. Fo' i bust ya jewels.

Thug One:Ya, im jackin yo car yo clothes yo wallet yo change. Gettin me some real bling bling. Diamond rings. Platinum chains. Rollex watches. with emeralds in it. Got some gold teef and a pimped out chevrolet. Im the straight shit son. Y'all betta run away.

Thug Two:Nah man, i got the low rider, shot in the ass, im gangsta fo life fool. Back off bitch. No chance you got. Im a bad bad man. I beat you down with a bat then my hands. Got the brass knucks and a whole lotta bitches. I buy my kicks from stitches. You think you have soul, think you got flow. hah man, no hustle no rhythm. Back off before i bust you fool.

Thug Three:Back off, throw yo hands in the air. Im the nigga from the westside y'all. I got the crimpin threads, the shinen chains. The spinnin rims. hydraulics in my mo fuggin blimp. Im so gangsta im a crip fool. Back off, im dangerous ezy. Got the hustle go the flow. Slippin from my lips gettin all out ma fro. Gettin me pissed off. Gettin in my grill. Piss off before it be your blood that spill.

All: Fity who?

* Beat continues as they squabble and joke around *

That is a "Rap" Fools.

[Devilsojii]

At 3/1/06 11:07 PM, Mast3rMind wrote:

At 3/1/06 11:04 PM, DemonicDuo wrote: ok lets see some ownage rap battles!

You won't see them here. Here at NG, if you're caucasion and like Rap, you're automatically branded as a wigger. And since the BBS taste in music is heavily based on Rock and Metal, anything decent won't be expected along with the many statements that you'll like "Rap Sucks". One note, you can't really battle over a keyboard and a forum.

It is pretty dumb, they all act like im a wigger just because i like some hiphop, I dont even act like it, and im still criticized for it, well, since there's alot of rap lovers on this topic, its a little crazy that some hardcore rockers will just enter the topic and say OMG WHAT A WIGGER, do were safe.....for now!!!

But one thing I have to bring up that I hate about rap is that it transformed normal people into these huge gangbangers and that is starting to get me a little annoyed, and Ive seen people try to act black on the bbs as well, anyone who can read this and has a dsl connection and thinks he/she's ghetto stop right now. YOUR NOT FUCKING GANGSTA IF YOU HAVE A COMPUTER WITH DSL, AND IF YOU REALLY WERE YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT STUFF.

[devilchrono]

Start your day the holy way by taking a hit off a big fat J.

[nalyD]

I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind So I find the deaf, dumb and blind. And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind!...!..!.!

[DemonicDuo]

Rich gangstas can afford it.

[atompluspackage]

I'll probably get ripped on, but I've been rhyming for 2 years.

Here's a lil something something :

This is J Dubb, sittin' on the couch drinkin' bud light
Twistin' j's tight and im startin' to feel a buzz slight
It's worth the risk, little bit that's it
Rip a hit, record spit then split
Quickest kid with the sickest shit
Lickin' spliffs, this bitch's lit
Tippin' bitches, n flippin' switches
I'm skippin' riches with a sign of sigh
Don't mind if I, am that kinda guy
Don't work a 9 to 5, and I'm not blinded by
People whinin' why when I'm rhyming high

wrote this a few months ago; i write mostly about life and fucked up shit. but i make the 'crunk' tracks to sell records..

[StarF68]

At 3/2/06 12:01 AM, atompluspackage wrote: I'll probably get ripped on, but I've been rhyming for 2 years.

Here's a lil something something :

This is J Dubb, sittin' on the couch drinkin' bud light
Twistin' j's tight and im startin' to feel a buzz slight
It's worth the risk, little bit that's it
Rip a hit, record spit then split
Quickest kid with the sickest shit
Lickin' spliffs, this bitch's lit
Tippin' bitches, n flippin' switches
I'm skippin' riches with a sign of sigh
Don't mind if I, am that kinda guy
Don't work a 9 to 5, and I'm not blinded by
People whinin' why when I'm rhyming high

wrote this a few months ago; i write mostly about life and fucked up shit. but i make the 'crunk' tracks to sell records..

Heh you're not going very far because you've got no soul
You buried your rhymes in that slang that you have to study to know
Well fuck that because to be in control
You've gotta be natural and let the real words flow

Okay fine that was uncalled for I admit you're pretty good
But when it comes to competition I do what I want now what I should
And so when it comes down to it it's time to do it and I promised that I would
But I was preocupied by something else so I'm sure you understood

Now please don't take this personally but do not waste your breath
I can understand the soul you may put into your lyrics concerning life and death
But the "crunk" shit that you crank out is nothing more than a lie
You've gotta stick to your own plan whether they like it or not, until the day you die

[ShotInTheHead]

At 3/1/06 11:06 PM, -Crux- wrote: Basketball, Basketball, my favorite sport,
running up and down the court. :D!

stolen :D

[zach-1]

At 3/2/06 12:09 AM, StarF68 wrote: Okay fine that was uncalled for I admit you're pretty good
But when it comes to competition I do what I want now what I should

But when it comes to competition I do what I want not what I should.

[ZigZag]

At 3/1/06 11:11 PM, 1337ERROR wrote: i agree with Mast3rMind. why can people act their color. a few decades ago nobody wanted to be black now everybody wants to be blacks. it just makes me want to smack so sucker.

Protection
for gangs, clubs and nations
causing grief in human relations
its a turf war
on a global scale
I'd rather hear both sides of the tale
see, its not about races
just places
faces
where your blood comes from
Is where your space is
I've Seen The Bright
Get Duller
I'm Not Going To Spend
My Life Being A Color

[slaughterMYdaughter]

At 3/2/06 12:12 AM, ShotInTheHead wrote:

At 3/1/06 11:06 PM, -Crux- wrote: Basketball, Basketball, my favorite sport,
running up and down the court. :D!

stolen :D

actually it was restolen the original song was sung by kurtisblow
then lilbowow rerote it terribly
now shotinthehead...

[JewBaer]

At 3/1/06 11:59 PM, Hexinety wrote: I redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind So I find the deaf, dumb and blind. And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind!...!..!.!

That really sounds like it would be from a song, but in this thread it is the only rhyme worth mentioning.

Nice job.