Countless plots by me to take over the planet Earth have been thwarted by you Newgrounders. But this time my victory is assured. "What's different this time?" you may ask yourselves. One simple factor.
I have slain Freakazoid. Your precious gaurdian is dead.
I expect the following ransom by tommorrow:
1. Jhonen Vasquez's talent.
2. The head of Jack Thompson.
3. Eggs. Lots and lots of eggs.
4. The silver rhino.
5. Your dignity.