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At 3/1/06 07:11 PM, subpar wrote:

At 3/1/06 06:48 PM, the_emu wrote: So, I used to ahve this friend (hes not anymore and I dont know why). He saw this, and told everyone in school. Now everyones fuckin laughin at me.\

What a fucking asshole.

Kick him in the stomache a few times before gym class, and see how he feels.

I'll try that! He turned emo and trys to be "popular" but a lot of the girls at our shcool call him a "kreeper" cause hes always behind "popular" kids.

I work out and I can do like... allot? Anyways everytime I work out I do 250 (15 times then 1 minute break to not over force the muscles) push up equivalents. Not push ups but as hard and same muscles.

At 3/1/06 07:16 PM, nickja wrote: I work out and I can do like... allot? Anyways everytime I work out I do 250 (15 times then 1 minute break to not over force the muscles) push up equivalents. Not push ups but as hard and same muscles.

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At 3/1/06 06:50 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Congratulations. You can do 39 more than me. If you really feel sick stay home. Tell your parents to fuck off.

Congratz you beat my record of 0.In P.E. class I just sit there while they do "push-ups"

oh phew...I thought u were gonna badmouth the bras...Nobody messes with the bras and gets away with it

anyways, throwing up just increases the weight lose

At 3/1/06 07:24 PM, rainigul wrote: Hmm... If your parents don't care if... I dunno, something, then do you know what you do? When your friend is in his locker, then you hit him in the head with a 'bat, and then use your power sander, or a nail gun or something, right on his head. Then everybody will laugh at him, because he got beat up by the kid who couldn't do 5 pushups.

It's best done if you use the powersander, it will hurt for months, and it will look like you may have done it with your bare hands. If you do it when nobody is looking, then you can lie and say that you did it with your bare hands.

LOL! We have a teacher in the locker room who like watches everyone. So that would be pretty hard to do! Anyways, I believe in karma, even if its not in this life... so he'll get his.

But maybe I can help a little =P

At 3/1/06 07:20 PM, Ingus wrote: oh phew...I thought u were gonna badmouth the bras...Nobody messes with the bras and gets away with it

Yeah, I beat you to the punch on that one.

i cant believe that ur ex-friend did that to u, that sucks

At 3/1/06 07:17 PM, the_emu wrote: damn......................................
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I bet I can do more but that's just what I do at the gym. How about after I finish my Red Bull I try without taking a break untill I pass out or I collapse?

PE was my best/easiest class.

At 3/1/06 07:37 PM, Masculine wrote: PE was my best/easiest class.

God you're so Masculine

At 3/1/06 07:39 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 3/1/06 07:37 PM, Masculine wrote: PE was my best/easiest class.

God you're so Masculine

*fap fap fap fap* lol jk

yey, I can do like 20-25 (on my good days), but I do hate them.

ya i agree push ups suck. but why the heck do u care what people think of u?

At 3/1/06 08:14 PM, KIRBY_LINK wrote: ya i agree push ups suck. but why the heck do u care what people think of u?

Its not that... its just that he told everyone in the school, so im getting very very annoyed! It sucks.

i hate push ups fuck push ups I do 50 of them for football practice each warm up and DAMNIT I PREFER THE 4 MILE RUN AROUND THE TRACK

At 3/1/06 06:49 PM, -Wake330- wrote: Who doesn't? Push ups are a reincarnation of satin!

Satin is a soft fabric...

I can do 50, but I don't breathe inbetween each one, so I do ten, take a breath, 10 more, take abreath...

That is really pathetic most people should be able to do atleast 70 without rest! Im not going to brag about how many I can do because that is fucking pointless. (probably like 200) In the army they become like second nature. Seriously though they arent hard.

ooooooh push-ups....i thought u meant the push-up ice cream like the flintstones ones.....they are pretty good.....but ya those push-ups suck.....not so hard though

At 3/1/06 06:48 PM, the_emu wrote: I HATE GOD DAMN PUSHUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

Moral Of the Story- Your parents dont love you ^_^

do the bench press. that's always better than boring old, less painful push-ups..

Eh, I do about 60 every Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday. I've gotten used to them.

Oh and guy who says he prefers weight training should know that pushups help alot because it strengthens your core wich helps you lift alot more. 4km around the track for football Jesus I am a DT and never had to run that much but we did do alot of pushups maybe 100, but 4km wooee.

At 3/1/06 09:16 PM, cOnScRiPtRED wrote: but 4km wooee.

Our wrestling team had to run 7 miles a day. That sucked ass.

And yes, I do push ups, lots of them. I'm a manly man. Manly manly man.

Okay all I can remember is doing 423 then I don't remember what happenned...

Without pushups (or steroids) this guy would not look like this.

I can do 4 million push ups in 3.4 seconds.

No biggie really.

That's funny,I hate you.

stop your whining push-ups are good for you.

Yeah I can only do like 35 or so. At least I beat all the rest of the girls in my class(and most of the guys). I think they're pretty weak when they collapse at 11 or below. I'm much more of a fan of sit ups. Hope you get better and show your ex-friend what for!