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Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:43:29 Reply

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:46:21 Reply

At 3/1/06 10:43 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I'm not sure, but I think their keyboard exploded...

Spammers use new algorithms to generate mail that will get past spam filters. That's what the nonsense talk is about.

Personally, I find the names more amusing. I got one the other day from a Mr "Extricated G. Malingerer".


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:47:13 Reply

Seriously, that's scary. Its like those lists of signs with bad english, but worse.

Its a disgrace to the words...

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:48:33 Reply

I seriously think that spammers do their job more to be dicks than to actually sell a product.


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:50:38 Reply

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:51:55 Reply

At 3/1/06 10:50 AM, vibes wrote: and 100% downloadable.

I'd just like to add that I like my downloads 100% downloadable, as opposed to only 80% downloadable.

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:53:23 Reply

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:53:46 Reply

Idea: Post your favorite spam messages.


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 10:58:27 Reply

They can receive similar announcements, by writing back material into automatic translators and translating then it. I have endless fun to do.

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:03:40 Reply

thats scary....


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:03:48 Reply

At 3/1/06 10:53 AM, arab_freak wrote: http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=425475


http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=409123

You win this time...


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:04:58 Reply

At 3/1/06 11:03 AM, Gunter45 wrote: You win this time...

*Every

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:08:03 Reply

At 3/1/06 10:51 AM, vibes wrote:
At 3/1/06 10:50 AM, vibes wrote: and 100% downloadable.
I'd just like to add that I like my downloads 100% downloadable, as opposed to only 80% downloadable.

That does happen.... when the dam WLAN cuts out in the middle of a download, or if the file is currupted.


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:10:46 Reply

At 3/1/06 11:04 AM, arab_freak wrote:
At 3/1/06 11:03 AM, Gunter45 wrote: You win this time...
*Every

No just this one time. This is the first time I've ever lost.


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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:15:20 Reply

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-01 11:40:31 Reply

Hey, I've been getting those too.

At first I thought it was Engrish, but now I think it's just random words stuck together.

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Response to Can this even be considered english 2006-03-02 13:18:16 Reply

Spam message:

||||--Federal Bureau of Investigation--||||

Dear, sir/madam

We hav trackd your ip adress on more than 30 illegal websites.
Please read the note attached on a list on hw many webite u visited.

Sincerely, Hank Gerald.
Chief of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The attached message has a worm on it. :D

I'm lucky i use hotmail so i can check if it has viruses.
And later, i got the SAME message, except it was from the C.I.A. LOLOL.


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