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Write the funniest thing that you ever saw, and not on tv. the funniest thing i saw was on a night were me my brother, my sister, my sisters girlfriend, and me got reallly stoned man. so we were in our backyard smoking and all of a sudden we hear like a preacher singing. its like 2 in the morning so we're like wtf. so we look in our backyard and in our neighbor's backyard there is a black guy in a tuxedo singing top of his loungs in the middle of the night. we went and got our dad, and my brohter says "there's a n##### singing in our backyard"(no offense just what he said) so our dad got pissed and grabbed his gun out from under his mattress and we walked in our backyard and the guy was gone. it wass really funny thgough we were laughing forever about it.
I guess thats only funny if you're high.
The funniest thing for me, was when this kid in my highschool gym class hated me. I was on the volleyball team and i was pretty good, so we were doing volleyball that day, and this kid told me i couldnt be on his team because he was better at volleyball than me, so i said cool and went over to my friends team and we dominated. But thats besides the point, first match, this kid jumps in the air, and just totally loses controll over his body somehow, comes down, rolls his ankle and breaks his foot. And hes on the ground crying because of his foot. All because he isnt good at any sports and just all around sucks. Man i never laughed so hard at someone in misery.
The funniest thing i ever saw was a kid in a lunch line turn around and hit this girl with his penis. I wont tell you his name is Scrumptiousness and post on these forums.
Yeah, I see why your dad about to shoot another man because of his skin color is funny now.
Too many funny things happen for me in a normal day to pick one.
At 2/28/06 11:23 PM, EbaumsIsGay wrote: Racist bitch should die
Did you wander in from another topic?
Cause that has nothing to do with this one...
At 2/28/06 11:18 PM, Purple_Twig wrote: The funniest thing I ever saw would have to be this retarded thread.
I second that statement.
At 2/28/06 11:25 PM, Teh_Ecks_Bawks_Hater wrote:At 2/28/06 11:18 PM, Purple_Twig wrote: The funniest thing I ever saw would have to be this retarded thread.I second that statement.
And that's why you both fail, a thread can't be retarded, it's not even alive.. >.>
I saw an old lady hit a gay dude on rollerskates with a bag with her cat in it. Then 10 days latter, I saw the same old lady try to skateboard, and she fell on her ass! It was hillarious. No joke, it really happened.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen:
Actually, it's a tie.. but it involves the same dog: Corky.
Corky is a small black dog that belongs to my friend, Vigo.
Myself and a bunch of other people that are my friends were sitting in the basement of his mom's bar one night. Almost all of them were high after smoking out of a hookah that night; I was pissed off. I'm not sure why but I was and I didn't smoke because of that.. I'm not sure why of that either.
So, I'm sitting there on the couch smoking a cigarette next to my friend Dave. Corky was laying peacefully in his lap and then all of a sudden gets up. I figured the dog wanted to get away from everyone but instead he puked. He puked right in the crotch of my pants. It smelled terrible. I remember two of the first things said (laughter not included).
Dave - "Oh! Does he even chew his food?!"
Myself - "CORKY! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
This same dog likes to hump. A LOT.
If you pet him for more than a minute he gets horny.
One night, we got him really horny and placed him on someone's face while they were sleeping. He humped away for about two minutes before the kid that was sleeping woke up. He wasn't aware of what was going on at first but as soon as he stood up, Corky started humping his leg... he noticed that.
I've probably seen funnier things, but a lot of things happen and I don't remember a lot of them. I'll repost something later if I remember.
P.S. - Ever see a 70 year old woman smoke pot? I have.