One of the funniest things I've ever seen:
Actually, it's a tie.. but it involves the same dog: Corky.
Corky is a small black dog that belongs to my friend, Vigo.
Myself and a bunch of other people that are my friends were sitting in the basement of his mom's bar one night. Almost all of them were high after smoking out of a hookah that night; I was pissed off. I'm not sure why but I was and I didn't smoke because of that.. I'm not sure why of that either.
So, I'm sitting there on the couch smoking a cigarette next to my friend Dave. Corky was laying peacefully in his lap and then all of a sudden gets up. I figured the dog wanted to get away from everyone but instead he puked. He puked right in the crotch of my pants. It smelled terrible. I remember two of the first things said (laughter not included).
Dave - "Oh! Does he even chew his food?!"
Myself - "CORKY! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
This same dog likes to hump. A LOT.
If you pet him for more than a minute he gets horny.
One night, we got him really horny and placed him on someone's face while they were sleeping. He humped away for about two minutes before the kid that was sleeping woke up. He wasn't aware of what was going on at first but as soon as he stood up, Corky started humping his leg... he noticed that.
I've probably seen funnier things, but a lot of things happen and I don't remember a lot of them. I'll repost something later if I remember.
P.S. - Ever see a 70 year old woman smoke pot? I have.