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CH4ZM4N92

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Posted at: 3/18/08 08:56 AM

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At 3/18/08 08:17 AM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Really long boring facts about masturbation

Shit man this guy researched fucking masturbation

I was thinking about stopping but i do it when i wake up to start my day off good. I wont do it today just to see how I am.


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Posted at: 3/24/08 01:53 PM

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masterbation isn't a terrible habit. Its something human's do. Get over yourself, asshole.

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Okay, now I'm fucking pissed. Here's a little some thing for you to chew on...

1) SIN DOES NOT EXIST.
2) THERE IS NO GOD.
3) MASTERBATION IS HEALTHY & COMPLETELY NORMAL.

To stop masterbating is like becomeing a vegan, it's pointless & it accomplishes NOTHING. You are all a bunch of idiots.

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I pretty much agree with the guy above me, but the picture, and stating that there is no god is a bit excessive.

But yeah, why would anyone stop masturbating? Everyone does it, I mean, what would the point be?

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Posted at: 3/24/08 10:35 PM

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masterbation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You gotta be aliens!!!


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Posted at: 4/11/08 07:22 PM

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U ARE A jackass


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Sex can wait so masterbaute!


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I stopped masturbating for 10 years now and my life gets better!

Huh? What? Did I shoot a DOG?

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At 4/17/08 01:43 AM, foolschool wrote: I stopped masturbating for 10 years now and my life gets better!

me too! i stopped masturbating for 20000 years now and my life gets better too!

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At 4/17/08 01:56 AM, Wolferz wrote:
At 4/17/08 01:43 AM, foolschool wrote: I stopped masturbating for 10 years now and my life gets better!
me too! i stopped masturbating for 20000 years now and my life gets better too!

I was just joking. but I don't think masturbation is a sin.

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Why do you think it is a sin?

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Is it any where in the bible that says you can't rub one off to get rid of a little stress?

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to stop masturbating one could simply cut off their hands , problem solved , then you could form a 'no hands club' :P

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ok about the sin thing. it doesnt say directly masturbation is a sin but God is supposed to be the only thing that you need to relieve stress. thats why its technicly a sin.


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At 2/28/06 06:48 PM, TehreTard wrote:
At 2/28/06 06:28 PM, Gasmask-Clock wrote: I, myself, don't masturbate. But what is this clubs purpose? Just asking.
to give advice or methods used by others to help them to stop masturbating. I stopped masturbating because I found that it's immoral and plus, I found other things to occupy my time, like going on NG

I don't see anything wrong with masturbation. I masturbate every now and then, yet I still find time for other things. I don't do it 5 times a day (3-4 times a week is good enough for me). I'm not going to start an arguement on whether masturbating is good or bad, because things like that usually escalate to flaming, which is what gets threads locked. I respect the opinions of others, but I'll still voice my own.

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I really dont think its a sin mostly because of the numbers. I'd bet that 50% or more people have tried it at least once in their life, and if it is a sin, so many people would suffer the consequence from this little mistake.


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Posted at: 4/18/08 07:35 AM

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yeah ive masturbated mostly every morning for the longest time. it just relaxes me. i have been trying to not do it so much tho. but i just get bored annd when theres nothing to do i jack off.


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Did it last night, gotta stop really.

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im not really against masterbation but i also dont do it
try getting laid alot it takes your mind off of it

Dont forget your rubbers!


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At 4/18/08 05:35 PM, LakeWonder wrote: im not really against masterbation but i also dont do it
try getting laid alot it takes your mind off of it

Dont forget your rubbers!

thats an obvious one lol


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