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jacktherack

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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:15 PM

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have you ever been watching some hawt action when suddenly somone comes into the room and you need to turn it off really fast but your too late and they catch you ..
well now you can watch it all you want with the new stealth switch... check it out.... (i sound like an advertisement..)
sweeeeet!!!


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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:25 PM

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LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one


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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one

you don't masturbate? TEACH ME!!

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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:27 PM

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Or you can save a lot of money by putting a lock on your door

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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:29 PM

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thats awesome, i need one :D

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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one

smells like bullshit


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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:29 PM

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Every guy MB's. And if you say you don't, you either haven't rached puberty or you're a LIAR.

Gotta get one of those things for school... haha

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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:30 PM

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thats seriously has to be the BEST thing i have ever set eyes upon. that website is gonna be hearing from my credit card :)


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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:31 PM

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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one

OMG!
Are you a guy!
Anyways great invention i shall be the first customer!
*buys 20 of them*

Just here to pass the time :)
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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:34 PM

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That would be nice for school. You could go to Newgrounds instead of the school's bullshit sites.


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At 2/27/06 06:27 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Or you can save a lot of money by putting a lock on your door

Not all of us have personal computers.

I do, however.

EtchASketchClock; Almost never goes to this site anymore.

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At 2/27/06 06:31 PM, faille wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one
OMG!
Are you a guy!
Anyways great invention i shall be the first customer!
*buys 20 of them*

20? You'll probably get caught by the sheer fact you have 20 random black things under your desk...


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Boris-4-U

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Posted at: 2/27/06 06:38 PM

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To bad that when a porn website is X'd out a million other porno ads come up. lt's good for games but l don't think it would work for porn.

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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one

If you don't masturbate you are a fucking robot.


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At 2/27/06 06:27 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Or you can save a lot of money by putting a lock on your door

Well if you lock your door it makes it obvious you are doing something you shouldn't.

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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to

Then what the fuck are you doing on the BBS?

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At 2/27/06 06:15 PM, jacktherack wrote: have you ever been watching some hawt action when suddenly somone comes into the room and you need to turn it off really fast but your too late and they catch you ..
well now you can watch it all you want with the new stealth switch... check it out.... (i sound like an advertisement..)
sweeeeet!!!

That's a pretty great idea though. It would be really disturbing if the employees actually masturbate at the job.

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Posted at: 2/27/06 09:40 PM

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If masturbating by definition putting your hand on your dick and going up and down.. then I don't masurbate.. I do however touch my dick.. but not simulating a vagina.


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At 2/27/06 09:40 PM, meandthemoon9 wrote: If masturbating by definition putting your hand on your dick and going up and down.. then I don't masurbate.. I do however touch my dick.. but not simulating a vagina.

Your 13, you will go through puberty sooner or later.


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Posted at: 2/27/06 09:47 PM

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You're forgetting that the actual problem is not the porn on the screen...

It's the dick in your hands ><

That's the embarassing thing to get caught with.


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jacktherack

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At 2/27/06 06:35 PM, TheButcherKid wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:31 PM, faille wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one
OMG!
Are you a guy!
Anyways great invention i shall be the first customer!
*buys 20 of them*
20? You'll probably get caught by the sheer fact you have 20 random black things under your desk...

bobby what are those random black things under your desk.... ummm they are....... uhhh
foot massagers????


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Posted at: 2/27/06 10:00 PM

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Rofl, foot massagers? Thats a good idea...

I gotta get me one of these. or 2. I mean, it can completely erase anything of the screen! you have to be an idiot.

Ps: to anyone who doesnt jack off and isnt a girl, seek mental help imediatly. and that is probably spelled wrong because i dont want to find a stupid dictionary.

That is all


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Posted at: 2/27/06 10:04 PM

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At 2/27/06 06:27 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Or you can save a lot of money by putting a lock on your door

fith degree burn

but still i lkie it and i think it is cool


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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one

You. Totally. Lie.

That would be a pretty sweet thing to have. Figuring it out might suck though.


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At 2/27/06 06:31 PM, faille wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one
OMG!
Are you a guy!
Anyways great invention i shall be the first customer!
*buys 20 of them*

actually, abot 95% of the population doesnt masturbate. well guys anyway


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I dont think john doe can pull a smooth one at the office with a boner hanging out of his pants.


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jacktherack

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Posted at: 3/2/06 03:47 PM

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At 2/27/06 10:36 PM, nidhoggspride wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:31 PM, faille wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote:
actually, abot 0.0001% of the population doesnt masturbate. well guys anyway

there i fixed it for you :)


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FUCKING SWEET! I got to get me one of those


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At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to

Fridgid =]

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At 2/27/06 06:29 PM, PacoW wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:25 PM, 3lemant wrote: LMAO! I dont masturbate and never plan to, I think its purpose was for gaming, and killing time at the office. Nice job, order me one
smells like bullshit

The only people who don't masturbate are people without arms

or don't know how to


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