Killzone for the PS2,
the shittiest game possibly made this century.
Graphics were good........ only good thing.
Onto the bad things:
1) Shitty AI- I ACTUALLY WALKED up to a machine gun nest and took everyone out with melee attack!
2) Crappy Voiceacting- Sounded like the actors were being raped on the dashboard of a Hummer whilst crapping themselves
3) Pathetic Story- I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE MOST ACTION PACKED SEQUENCE!
4) Not Even A Game- The whole thing was more of a tech demo for the PS2 and possibly what could come on the PS3.
I am shocked that the most reliable of video game rating sources even give this an average score. I give it a 0.5/5 for the mildly entertaining graphics.
Call of Duty 2:Big Red One for the PS2,
This ticked me off so much!
I went to Wal-Mart to check out the PS3 they had there with a demo of Call of Duty 2.
After seeing that, my bother and I were so hyped with the game, that we decided we would buy the game on the PS2. It was the same game right?
BOY WERE WE WRONG!!!
Good thing: The game was emmersive and action-packed....
for the first level.
Bad:
1) Easiest glitch to Exploit: Get a German Bolt-Action rifle and charge senselessly at the enemy. You are guaranteed to never get hit. After coming within 50 feet of target, shoot in the balls and melee them in the head, repeat.
2) Funny Story- I was playing the desert level in Africa, when I got bored and suddenly CHARGED UP-HILL UP A STREET WITH OVER 50 GERMAN EQUIPED WITH SMG'S AND NEVER WAS HIT! The secret? It is simple my friend: I zig-zagged. Yes, you heard me right: zig-zagged. Then I quickly took advantge of the glitch and easily took out at least 1/3 of the Germans. The funniest part? I was being chased by a TANK all the way up the hill, the tank being equiped with a MG40 machinegun and a Tank Rifle.
3) The game stresses the importance of learning your teammates. I DON'T NEED TO!!!
They are all invincible! Some of them I hoped the Nazis would just kill and get the agony of my wasted money over with.
The game was the biggest let down of all the games I have ever bought.
It was more appealing to get a gay porn movie than continue playing.
Sadly, the entire game should have just been an expansion pack to the Call of Duty on the PS3, and the company should have givin us a replica of the PS3 version. I would have been happy!
Rating: 1.5/5
Soul Calibur 2, for PS2
Greatest button masher!
Yessiree, that is certainly the best fighting game for anyone with absolutely no skills.
Even the hot babes go weary after a while.
With a cheap boss, stupid add-on Conquest mode and retarted game play, this game should
have stayed on the short bus and never got off.
1/5
Finally, Tekken 5, for the PS2
A fairly decent skill-based fighting system where you can even make great combos all by yourself!
The bad side? Here we go:
1) Stupid AI- After reaching a certain stage on the Story Mode, the enemies go into God-is with-me mode, reversing everything and pummling you into submission.
2) Devil Within Mode- It's bad. TRUST ME!!
And to close,
3) Jinpachi Mishima- Cheapest boss in the world!
I) He has an undodgable fireball attack. Sure you can side-step the first one, but he'll just fire another one. There have even been sources telling the once he fired 10 fireballs in a row!
II)Teleports all around you and sometimes will break your combo like this.
III) Stun Attack. This is the most FRUSTRATING attack anyone could ever have! The attack is unblockable on some character because they can't hit fast enough! If it does hit though, he will start beating you unmercifully. The stun effects last 7 SECONDS! Freaking cheap!
0/5
Yes, I would REALLY have more fun playing solitare.
Those are all my picks for worst games.
Thank you, good night.