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Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:48:46 Reply

...of shit.

Its true, you guys have put a thorn in the side of the world.

Now I know America is having its field day right now, but remember these things:

1. Its your fault we ever had slavery.
2. Its your fault we have alchoholics
3. Its your fault we had imperialism
---A) Hence, your fault that Africa is in such horrible position
---B) Hence, your fault that America now meddles
4. Its your fault that WWI came around and hence:
---A) Hence WWII
-------1) Holocaust
-------2) Millions of Death
-------3) Cold War
---B) Hence Influenza Pandemic of 1918 or 1919
---C) Hence Totalitarianism/Facism comes to rise
-------1) Red Scare
-------2) Communism
-------3) China ---> North Koria
---D) Hence Trench Warfair/Chemical Warfair/Tanks

Whats the lesson? Its not all of our god damn fault, so lay off once in a while. Bush hasn't always been our president and you aren't angels.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:50:09 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:48 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Whats the lesson? Its not all of our god damn fault, so lay off once in a while. Bush hasn't always been our president and you aren't angels.

Because every European thinks like that.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:50:16 Reply

Worst of all, it was Europe's fault that America was discovered in the first place.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:51:30 Reply

Oi! Your country would be nothing without those slaves!

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:51:39 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:50 PM, -Transmute- wrote:
At 2/23/06 06:48 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Whats the lesson? Its not all of our god damn fault, so lay off once in a while. Bush hasn't always been our president and you aren't angels.
Because every European thinks like that.

I'm not saying its all europeans, I'm just pointing out some basic historical facts some seem to ignore.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:54:11 Reply

But Europe has Ireland.Therefore its awesome.

'nuff said

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:54:51 Reply

and we don't care because we can just sit back and wait untill america dies of heart failer because they are fat twats who no one likes and you wonder why asia doesnt like you beacuse you are the fucked up dick heads who dicided to pick on poor defenceless countrys and then we have to come and save you disrespectfull twats go die

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:54:54 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:50 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Worst of all, it was Europe's fault that America was discovered in the first place.

INdeed. How dare they cause your existence, America! You should sue.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:57:50 Reply

You can blame the whole three things on England and the last part of number 4 too I think.

England also is to blame for fucking Ireland in the ass for hundreds of years so the root of all evil is England.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 18:59:36 Reply

Lay off us You have Had 2 president bushes shows a lot about your intelligence.
However we had margaret thatcher who is the antichrist.........

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:04:22 Reply

the way you put it its like your saying its the germans fault for hitler so shut up

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:05:06 Reply

you brits its true thats have the reason why there are so many problems in the world and usa isnt an angel either.

but thank you for discovering america if you havnt i wouldnt be here

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:08:18 Reply

At 2/23/06 07:04 PM, J05H_DA wrote: the way you put it its like your saying its the germans fault for hitler so shut up

And its American's fault for Bush?

They were both elected via democratic selection and bush even had the popular vote against him the first time. So take my meaning?


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:12:49 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:50 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Worst of all, it was Europe's fault that America was discovered in the first place.

Seconded.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:14:42 Reply

whoa! that was olike in perfect "outline" format
gj dude


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:15:45 Reply

England cut the teddies head off.....
:'(


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 19:29:42 Reply

Europe is the cradle of purity, law, democracy, and all that is civilization. The birth place of Homo Sapiens Sapiens in his most refined form.

The slanders of a million men could not even begin to mar her pristine perfection. Oh Europa..

Please, crawl under your bed and die.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:42:42 Reply

At 2/23/06 07:29 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: Please, crawl under your bed and die.

I would, but there are so many mcdonalds hamburger wrappers in the way and pro bush bumper stickers that I don't think I could fit. :(


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:48:29 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:54 PM, mrmesswithmeanddie wrote: and we don't care because we can just sit back and wait untill america dies of heart failer because they are fat twats who no one likes and you wonder why asia doesnt like you beacuse you are the fucked up dick heads who dicided to pick on poor defenceless countrys and then we have to come and save you disrespectfull twats go die

1) We helped Iraq by removing a ruthless dictator that killed 3-6 million people, that isnt "picking on" smaller countryies.

2) European countries like Greece, France, Italy have WAY higher percentage of obesity than the United States

3) If you say "No one likes America" there aren't that many Americans that like Europe, and there are people yelling "Death to Europe" in the streets of the Middle East a lot more than "Death to America"

4) I did not understand half of what the fuck you just said, use grammar. <3

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:50:53 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:48 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Whats the lesson? Its not all of our god damn fault, so lay off once in a while. Bush hasn't always been our president and you aren't angels.

And it's the Roman's fault for civilizing Europe, and it's Romulus' fault for founding Rome, and it's Romulus' parents fault for having him, and...


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:51:41 Reply

Your forgetting your basically european, just with a different accent. A cross between dutch, irish, english, spanish and french...

You forgot hardcore porn, but thats not a bad thing. And weed. Oh yeah and its nobodies fault but the drunks, because they dont drink in moderation. Or do what I do and drink alot on one night, or two nights... Sometimes three. Maybe on my own...
Oh and you forgot legalised drugs, but thats just holland. This was fun.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:54:29 Reply

At 2/23/06 08:48 PM, furball1 wrote: 1) We helped Iraq by removing a ruthless dictator that killed 3-6 million people, that isnt "picking on" smaller countryies.

I agree with everything GoS said, but I don't agree with this. Iraq is about to go into civil war thanks to the dethroning of Saddam. I hope this doesn't end up as bad as Rwanda.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 20:56:56 Reply

So what are you gonna do about Europe!? shoot it! stop complaining!

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:15:40 Reply

At 2/23/06 08:48 PM, furball1 wrote: 1) We helped Iraq by removing a ruthless dictator that killed 3-6 million people, that isnt "picking on" smaller countryies.

If by helped you mean "completely fucked over" then yeah. I said there'd be civil war and everyone called me "defeatist". Fuck that, I'm a realist and civil war was as predictable as sunrise and it'll be a miracle if they can hold it off.

2) European countries like Greece, France, Italy have WAY higher percentage of obesity than the United States

That's just plain wrong. Although Mexico is about to take your crown http://www.irishheal..?level=4&id=8567

3) If you say "No one likes America" there aren't that many Americans that like Europe, and there are people yelling "Death to Europe" in the streets of the Middle East a lot more than "Death to America"

Again, wrong. Saying "death to America" is practically like saying "hello" in some parts of the Middle East. Who's your fact-checker, Sean Hannity?

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:32:13 Reply

At 2/23/06 08:48 PM, furball1 wrote:
1) We helped Iraq by removing a ruthless dictator that killed 3-6 million people, that isnt "picking on" smaller countryies.

2) European countries like Greece, France, Italy have WAY higher percentage of obesity than the United States

3) If you say "No one likes America" there aren't that many Americans that like Europe, and there are people yelling "Death to Europe" in the streets of the Middle East a lot more than "Death to America"

4) I did not understand half of what the fuck you just said, use grammar. <3

Where in the hell do you get your resources dude? Republicansrule.com or something? Just because someone tells you something does not mean it's true.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:35:15 Reply

At 2/23/06 06:50 PM, -Transmute- wrote: Because every European thinks like that.

Exactly what I was thinking.

I hate it when people think of an entire countrys worth of people as a whole. I have my own opinion of various subjects in the world at the moment, and I know that many of them differ from the opinions of others in my country, yet theres still some people who think that by shouting "OMFG WE SAVED YOUR ASS IN WWII" are automatically better than me. Fucking 2 Killtaculars, 63 Kills and 51 Medals says different, bitch.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:35:46 Reply

All americans are european. You are all also canadian/british. Europe took boats to canada. Then the british people migrated south to the united states, and branched off from europe. So, basically, you are OUR little brothers. Or sisters.


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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:38:04 Reply

It was a European map-maker who named this great country, "America;" after the not-too-well-known European explorer, Americo Vespuchie......... If it wasn't for an intelligent, Old-World European; we'd all be known as "Vespuchians" from Vespuchia!

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:39:45 Reply

It's always a fucking 'AMERICA IS BETR DAN U' 'AMERICA SUX NO1 LIKZ U GUYZ LOLZ' 'EUROPE IS BETR DAN EVERY WERE' war.

Try this, grow the fuck up, and get on with your fucking lives. See how that works out for you.

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Response to Europeans are the cause of a lot... 2006-02-23 21:43:54 Reply

At 2/23/06 09:38 PM, Monocrom wrote: It was a European map-maker who named this great country, "America;" after the not-too-well-known European explorer, Americo Vespuchie......... If it wasn't for an intelligent, Old-World European; we'd all be known as "Vespuchians" from Vespuchia!

It's hard to believe "America" has German roots (the mapmaker was German and named it America instead of Amerigo.)