I blacked out when i took a shit.

[ViceFullbuster]

It's the craziest thing,i was sitting down to take a shit and i was straining for a bit then i woke up to find myself on the floor with a bloody nose and when i looked at the time it looks like i was blacked out for about a good 3 minutes i don't even remember falling over,at least i didn't miss the toliet but damn that wasn't cool,i had to lie down in my bed for a good 15 minutes to recooparate.

[Unopened-Wound]

Holy fuck! I hope you're ok dude, maybe some sleep would be best?

[Dralnur]

I once got this horrible nosebleed while taking a dump, and when I strained, the amount of blood running out of my nose drastically increased.
It was so awesome to pump out blood while taking a crap, so I just sat there, strained, and watched the blood run out of me.
That is, until I noticed what a horrible headache I had, and how wobbly the room seemed.
It was a damn puddle of blood, a puddle I tell you.

[FuckingGenius]

I would suggest you add more fiber to your diet, but that's just my opinion.

[Jonas]

At 2/22/06 02:30 AM, X-Naut wrote: It's the craziest thing,i was sitting down to take a shit and i was straining for a bit then i woke up to find myself on the floor with a bloody nose and when i looked at the time it looks like i was blacked out for about a good 3 minutes i don't even remember falling over,at least i didn't miss the toliet but damn that wasn't cool,i had to lie down in my bed for a good 15 minutes to recooparate.

Wow. If that keeps happening see a doctor. That's really crazy. I've only blacked out once after downing about 20 2ft pixie stix on a dare in 5 minutes back when I was like 12. I woke in the horse stables of a local fair.... no recollection of 30 minutes of my life.

[Kuro]

Wow...how....good for you...

[pancakesnroffles]

Umm....... Good for you?

[Nebula]

man that must have sucked majorly i hope nobody in your family
saw you on the floor lol

[Hemlok]

Damn dude that sucks.

[Unopened-Wound]

At 2/22/06 02:34 AM, vampirefan2 wrote: man that must have sucked majorly i hope nobody in your family
saw you on the floor lol

I'm sure his bathroom locks. lol

[Parinoid]

Clense you boul and eat more fiber.

[starvinmusician1]

dude maybe you should stop wasting your time on NG and at least talk to an advice nurse about that.

[X-Naut]

At 2/22/06 02:30 AM, X-Naut wrote: at least i didn't miss the toliet

Number 1, number 2, or both?

but damn that wasn't cool,i had to lie down in my bed for a good 15 minutes to recooparate.

Tis best. Especially after an unexpected blackout, that would be the best thing to do.

[ViceFullbuster]

At 2/22/06 02:33 AM, Jonas wrote:

Wow. If that keeps happening see a doctor. That's really crazy. I've only blacked out once after downing about 20 2ft pixie stix on a dare in 5 minutes back when I was like 12. I woke in the horse stables of a local fair.... no recollection of 30 minutes of my life.

The only other time i blacked out was when i drank a gallon of Vodka with my friend,it was a surprise to me as well and the thing is is that i'm sober.

[Piclownjews]

Fiber makes poop bigger, idiots.

If he eats MORE fiber, his whole ass will tear off his body.

Eat LESS fiber.

And more soft fruits.
and drink more water.

[SeizureDog]

That's really weird. Take any drugs or anything that might affect you?

Sounds like you almost pulled an Elvis there.

[ViceFullbuster]

At 2/22/06 02:37 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: That's really weird. Take any drugs or anything that might affect you?

Sounds like you almost pulled an Elvis there.

No i was completely sober which shocked the hell out of me that i blacked out.

As for all of you who tells me i need more fiber i take multi-vitamins everyday and damn near eat a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats (my favorite cereal) every day.

[citricsquid]

Were you covered in shit?

[SeizureDog]

At 2/22/06 02:39 AM, X-Naut wrote: No i was completely sober which shocked the hell out of me that i blacked out.

As for all of you who tells me i need more fiber i take multi-vitamins everyday and damn near eat a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats (my favorite cereal) every day.

Well then there's only one thing it could be then...

Ninjas

[psycho-squirrel2]

that is because you need to chew your food before eating it.

[Tancrisism]

At 2/22/06 02:33 AM, Robthedemented wrote: I would suggest you add more fiber to your diet, but that's just my opinion.

The solution to all of life's problems.

[Dareb]

People...fools..

Dont be straining at all, at least not that hard.. You could suffer a stroke, people have died on the toilet.. Elvis Presley was one. People say he died choking on a peanut butter sandwich while masturbating, but the truth is, he suffered a stroke, threw up and choked to death.

You wanna die taking a dump, go ahead.. keep straining when your nose bleeds from straining like that, it means your damaging arteries and bursting blood vessels.

[FuckingGenius]

At 2/22/06 02:37 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Fiber makes poop bigger, idiots.

It also eases the passing of fecal matter through the intestine, idiot.

[Dralnur]

At 2/22/06 05:18 AM, Dareb wrote:

You wanna die taking a dump, go ahead.. keep straining when your nose bleeds from straining like that, it means your damaging arteries and bursting blood vessels.

I still feel good about myself.
Ha.

[eimad-zamrik]

u should go to sleep, for like 1 hour

[Cal-Gore]

At 2/22/06 05:19 AM, Robthedemented wrote:

At 2/22/06 02:37 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Fiber makes poop bigger, idiots.

It also eases the passing of fecal matter through the intestine, idiot.

I get my fibre dose and I feel more energetic, lighter, happier and I dont nearly die when taking a shit.

[i-hope-you-die]

X, you gotta quit pushing when the tunnel-vision starts setting in. Once it starts going black around the edges of your vision, let up. No hurry, grab a magazine and relax.

I don't think I've ever heard of anybody being out for that long though. Definitely see a doc if it happens again.

[MatthewB]

idiot, dont listen to that guy, he wants you to kill yourself, fibre helps, ALOT.

[JoeEatsWorms]

You need to get your head checked out, honey. Have you hit your head recently? Any blurred vision or dizziness prior to the incident? People have had aneurysms (burst blood vessel in the brain) from straining too hard on the toilet. Do you think the bloody nose was caused by hitting the floor, or did it just happen? Either way, this is not normal, and should be discussed with a doctor. Also, if you find that you are having to work too hard to poop, you might want to look into taking a stool softening medication, if you feel that you can't control it by altering your diet.

My mom is a nurse. I've learned all kinds of lovely things from her. :)

[Cal-Gore]

At 2/22/06 05:25 AM, schnappi wrote: idiot, dont listen to that guy, he wants you to kill yourself, fibre helps, ALOT.

use the reply with quotes button so we know who you are speaking of.