John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris
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I want to sex up his hair.
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But what about dear old Jack Bauer?
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
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At 2/22/06 01:14 AM, Mr_CraZy77 wrote: But what about dear old Jack Bauer?
a poor mans uncle joey?
If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything
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Noeone will take Chuck Norris's place.
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No, Chuck Norrises twin brother will take his place. UPSIDEDOWN norris
N/A
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At 2/22/06 01:11 AM, Smizzoach wrote: I want to sex up his hair.
And indeed I have
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This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:
Fancy Signature
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At 2/22/06 01:23 AM, Tancrisism wrote: This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:
*this guy could eat chuck norris's ass
If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything
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Vin Diesel is the new Chuck Norris.
Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.
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Bob saget could take anyone any day.
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At 2/22/06 01:24 AM, DangerAllAround wrote:At 2/22/06 01:23 AM, Tancrisism wrote: This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:*this guy could eat chuck norris's ass
eww, didn't come out the way you wanted, did it?
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Haha he just keeps reminding me of that one skit.
"Help my John Stamos is stuck in a tree."
"Help I'm stuck in a tree."
I need to fill that empty void with hentai soon. D:
I respond to every message!
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Screw Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, AND John Stamos.. We need an Alan Thicke generator.
Fuck it.
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At 2/22/06 01:10 AM, DashDingo wrote: srsly.
god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...
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At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...
Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
Fuck it.
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At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote: Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
stfu before i shank you...four times!!!
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At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote:At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
Hahahahaha! nice.
I thought Stamos died of cancer or something.
Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.
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At 2/22/06 02:22 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote:Hahahahaha! nice.At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
I thought Stamos died of cancer or something.
No. His hair repelled the cancer, and kicked the shit out of a nun at the same time.
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At 2/22/06 02:20 AM, General_Grevious wrote:At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote: Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.stfu before i shank you...four times!!!
You're not a robot, you don't have four arms, lightsabers aren't real, and George Lucas' hair is actually made out of grey stucco.
Fuck it.
i remeba a slow kid a year younger than me worshipped me PENIS!
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At 2/22/06 02:24 AM, Dralnur wrote: No. His hair repelled the cancer, and kicked the shit out of a nun at the same time.
Some how that made perfect sense.
Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.
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nobody is the new chuck norris nobody you hear me NOBODY
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At 2/22/06 03:33 AM, vampirefan2 wrote: nobody is the new chuck norris nobody you hear me NOBODY
Wow. Hardcore fanboy. Apparently, Chuck is out.

