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John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:10:42 Reply

srsly.

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:11:15 Reply

I want to sex up his hair.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:14:02 Reply

But what about dear old Jack Bauer?

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:14:44 Reply

At 2/22/06 01:14 AM, Mr_CraZy77 wrote: But what about dear old Jack Bauer?

a poor mans uncle joey?


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:17:09 Reply

Noeone will take Chuck Norris's place.


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:17:33 Reply

amen


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:20:00 Reply

No, Chuck Norrises twin brother will take his place. UPSIDEDOWN norris

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:22:21 Reply

At 2/22/06 01:11 AM, Smizzoach wrote: I want to sex up his hair.

And indeed I have

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:23:15 Reply

This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:24:11 Reply

At 2/22/06 01:23 AM, Tancrisism wrote: This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:

*this guy could eat chuck norris's ass


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:25:30 Reply

Vin Diesel is the new Chuck Norris.


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:27:39 Reply

Bob saget could take anyone any day.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:28:25 Reply

At 2/22/06 01:24 AM, DangerAllAround wrote:
At 2/22/06 01:23 AM, Tancrisism wrote: This guy could kick Chuck Norris's ass:
*this guy could eat chuck norris's ass

eww, didn't come out the way you wanted, did it?

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 01:34:03 Reply

Haha he just keeps reminding me of that one skit.

"Help my John Stamos is stuck in a tree."

"Help I'm stuck in a tree."

I need to fill that empty void with hentai soon. D:

I respond to every message!

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:15:00 Reply

Screw Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, AND John Stamos.. We need an Alan Thicke generator.

John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris


Fuck it.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:17:08 Reply

At 2/22/06 01:10 AM, DashDingo wrote: srsly.

god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:19:15 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...

Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.


Fuck it.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:20:52 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote: Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.

stfu before i shank you...four times!!!

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:22:49 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote:
At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...
Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.

Hahahahaha! nice.

I thought Stamos died of cancer or something.


Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:24:21 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:22 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:
At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote:
At 2/22/06 02:17 AM, General_Grevious wrote: god, if we gonna worship him, why dont we just worship my penis...
Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
Hahahahaha! nice.

I thought Stamos died of cancer or something.

No. His hair repelled the cancer, and kicked the shit out of a nun at the same time.


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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:24:47 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:20 AM, General_Grevious wrote:
At 2/22/06 02:19 AM, Miikro wrote: Because it's actually possible to find John Stamos.
stfu before i shank you...four times!!!

You're not a robot, you don't have four arms, lightsabers aren't real, and George Lucas' hair is actually made out of grey stucco.


Fuck it.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:28:08 Reply

i remeba a slow kid a year younger than me worshipped me PENIS!

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 02:29:10 Reply

At 2/22/06 02:24 AM, Dralnur wrote: No. His hair repelled the cancer, and kicked the shit out of a nun at the same time.

Some how that made perfect sense.


Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 03:33:28 Reply

nobody is the new chuck norris nobody you hear me NOBODY

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Response to John Stamos is the new Chuck Norris 2006-02-22 03:37:26 Reply

At 2/22/06 03:33 AM, vampirefan2 wrote: nobody is the new chuck norris nobody you hear me NOBODY

Wow. Hardcore fanboy. Apparently, Chuck is out.


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