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Brian Peppers: A Biography

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Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:36 AM Reply

…if you’re a mutant midget who likes having sex with children.

On April 4th 2005, Commport member Thirdlife (webmaster of Puppy-Kicker) was searching the Ohio Electronic Sex Offenders Registry for sex offenders in his area, just for fun. He found one…man…who was quite noteworthy. Brian Peppers. His frightening and revolting appearance was the stuff great threads are made of, so one was made in the Commport and another in Puppy Kicker Forums so that others could stare in horror at his hideous visage. A while later, he was entered into hotornot.com, and many Commport and Puppy-Kicker members gave him a 10, just for fun. Nowadays his picture and sex offender profile can be found on many websites. There is currently a $250 prize at Puppy-Kicker for finding an uglier sex offender.

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But let’s learn about the man behind the ugly. Brian Peppers was born 1st November, 1968 in a shed in the backhills of Ohio. His mother was a quiet country woman and his father was her brother. Many generations of inbreeding had taken their toll on poor Brian, born badly deformed and abandoned by his parents. He was left at a young woman’s doorstep. The young woman had poor vision and took Brian in as her own. He was shunned by his classmates as a child, hated and feared by the other children. His genetic and physical deformities left him unintelligent and physically weak. He repeated many grades. People were naturally afraid of Brian, and he became isolated from his peers and the community.

High school was an especially tough time for Brian who was frustrated at his inability to get a date. He was often caught molesting barnyard animals and masturbating in public areas. When Brian turned 17 his mother became a crackwhore and deserted him, and Brian moved between foster families until he dropped out of high school at age 18. Brian then got a job at a day care center. When he worked there he found that he could betrust the children so that they wouldn’t run away from him. He then realized that he could use the children for sex. They were so naieve and innocent they wouldn’t think much of it. And then…

BUSTED!

So don’t molest children and don’t marry your sister.

*Everything from here on may or may not be completely fictitious

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:39 AM Reply

Can this stay a ytmnd fad?

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:42 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 10:39 AM, Kryptoniks wrote: Can this stay a ytmnd fad?

NO.

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:44 AM Reply

No just no.

Brian got charged for groping a nurse.
Some history
More history


Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:46 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 10:44 AM, -Gomez- wrote: No just no.

Brian got charged for groping a nurse.
Some history
More history

But it all start it out by rapeing some kids and farm animals.

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 10:36 AM, SundaySchool wrote: stuff

way to copy and paste an article from
here


What a cunt.

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:50 AM Reply

Haha, he's coming for you


"What is a joke exactly?"

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 10:50 AM, Quaverz wrote:
At 2/21/06 10:36 AM, SundaySchool wrote: stuff
way to copy and paste an article from
here

THEN HERE http://thebrianpeppersong.ytmnd.com/

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:03 AM Reply

Way to make fun of a wheel-chair bound alchoholic who hates himself.


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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 11:03 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Way to make fun of a wheel-chair bound alchoholic who hates himself.

Yeah its quite sad that ppl could be so crude.


Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:23 AM Reply

Brian Peppers is a civil rights hero!

That's Martin Luther King's brother, right?

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:51 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 11:23 AM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: Brian Peppers is a civil rights hero!

That's Martin Luther King's brother, right?

Uhh yeah thats right.


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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Feb. 21st, 2006 @ 11:53 AM Reply

At 2/21/06 11:23 AM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: Brian Peppers is a civil rights hero!

That's Martin Luther King's brother, right?

NO You opened your own gate way to hell

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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Jun. 1st, 2014 @ 11:26 AM Reply

I was Googling Brian Peppers because the name was familiar to me and I found this so BUMP


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Response to Brian Peppers: A Biography Jun. 1st, 2014 @ 12:08 PM Reply

At 6/1/14 11:26 AM, hoorayjay wrote: I was Googling Brian Peppers because the name was familiar to me and I found this so BUMP

What a mistake, boy. I am "Brian Peppers." I am back, and I am going to kill you.