I choked on some mozzarella cheese and couldn't breathe for 5 seconds, and I nearly fell off my parent's deck, which was 1 story off the ground!!!

almost drowned, several times.
one shoot out.
stopped by cops, with drawn weapons ( several times)
dresser fell on my head. i was knocked out, friends were slapping my face trying to wake me up.
i fell on a dresser, and other head traumas.
well i live in new york, does that count?

I was at my dads work(Which is a Aquairum) when i was thiristy so i drank some water from the Fridgerator but the water i drank had some kind of poison ( it was called *something* acid) i got hospitalized and could have died but the since the poison was in water it had little effect so i was ok.

nope

I was playing a flash game and some asshole put a face in it and it popped up and screamed and i was liak... WETFDKFJJK!@! I almost had a heart attack.

At 2/20/06 04:14 PM, Dragonmas121 wrote: I was playing a flash game and some asshole put a face in it and it popped up and screamed and i was liak... WETFDKFJJK!@! I almost had a heart attack.

HAHA its funny !! One of my friend did the same thing to his father and nearly got hit !!!
Tip : Never scare someone in the dark in the stairs !!!

i fell off a fucking high balcony

At 2/20/06 04:32 PM, deadbolt277 wrote: i fell off a fucking high balcony

How High was It ??? And did you hurt yourself ???

Well, the most impressing thing was like a bus passing at 80km/h (THink it's 60 miles), 2 feet away from me, 1 second after i was pulled from a friend of mine.

Motorists have a tendency to overlook me while walking in traffic.
This one time, a sportscar came speeding past, about 1 foot away from my face.
And another time, when I was like 9 years old, I almost got run over by a bus.
True shit.
And oh, I drank too much red bull during Dreamhack, and my heart went banzai.
It was really icky.

Once, I was reading a gay topic like this, and I almost died of boredom.

At 2/20/06 04:36 PM, bifgis wrote: Once, I was reading a gay topic like this, and I almost died of boredom.

And once I saw a gay n00b like you posting in my gay topic and I almost had a heart attack !!!

rolled a fourwheeler,

bucked off a horse

hit by a car

hit with a golf club

fell off a wall cracking my head ona cinder block'

fell off a barn

ran over by a fourwheeler

atacked by a dog

two older brothers

when i was 5 i got shot by an ak47 . their was 124 bullets in me but i survived

Would having a collapsed lung and not knowing what it was qualify?

i also got shot in the face with a bebe gun , 20 bebes were removed from my face, also when i was 3 i was walking around then a guy on a bike (he was like 29) rammed me on his bike, i fell in the street then a car going about 80 mph swerved around me, i was out for 4 hours.

i was hit by a school bus in fifth grade but it it ran over my legs, when i was getting of the bus and then osnmthing happened and my leegs were ram over. in the ocean i got stuck to the boeys and the waves were drwoning me. I fell of a couple of trees now and then when i start to daze off. There were alot more but ppl saying im trying to act kool saying i think im do kool almost near death, but u probbaly had alot of expericnes but never noticed that u were that close or didnt notice at all you were near death.

When I was about 6 I choked on a penny and fell to the floor unconscious. Then the next thing I remember was being in a hospital bed.

on January 15th, I was robbed at work at gun point. My co worker was getting mouthy with the two assailants, one weilding a pistol, the other a shotgun. anyways I was at the register behing her, and the guy withthe shotgun was getting reckless and violent. The only reason I'm still here, is because the guy with the pistol made the other leave.

yea i was walking down the orad and someguys decided to do a drive by luckily i could get behind another car just in time

I was once chased by coyotes when I was about 9.

At 2/20/06 04:44 PM, nightwolfv2 wrote: when i was 5 i got shot by an ak47 . their was 124 bullets in me but i survived

Lyies and blasphemy!!!!1!!!one!!

where in the hell did you get shot with an AK, and how many bullets come in a clip? not 124, maybe 30, so he would have had to reload 4 times.

i fell off my motorbike and it nearly ripped my stomach open on the back tyre lol

and i also tipped my friends paddock basher while we were being dick heads on his farm and accidently drifted it to hard and flipped it

Once I slit my wrists and tried to kill myself. Sadly, I didn't die.

At 2/24/06 01:33 AM, Takon wrote: My ex GF tried to stab me

My brother, a horror fiend, tried to stab me a few times, but I saw a few demonstrations on how to disarm people, so I took him down. So for me it wasnt a near death experience.

I fell in to a pool which the top was covered with ice. I barely pulled myself up. Then not too long ago my gf and I were walking across the street in the fucking crosswalk and someone almost hits us and just comes an inch or too from hitting us. I was so pissed I was about to fuck up the driver and his car

I got shot in the face by one of our nation's finest. beat that nigga.

At 2/24/06 01:44 AM, Takon wrote:

At 2/24/06 01:43 AM, -Cataclysm- wrote: Once I slit my wrists and tried to kill myself. Sadly, I didn't die.

hmmmm

What an over-used pic.