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If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:51 PM Reply

What would you do?

I would magically make a turrent appear and start killing Europeans. Also if God let me have all his power I would betray him and become the new God!

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:57 PM Reply

if i were god, i would kill the real god, so that i could rule forever

then id start having some fun :D


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:57 PM Reply

I would masturbate.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:59 PM Reply

stop big brother

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 2/19/06 12:58 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Solve starvation in Africa

BORING


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 12:59 PM Reply

I would have multiple, endless orgasms and walk around town. Booyah.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:01 PM Reply

Probably go down to earth on a giant cloud and throw lightning bolts down at people.
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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:01 PM Reply

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:01 PM Reply

At 2/19/06 12:56 PM, Dewclawedstorm wrote: I would make it so time would never make it into the next day, and be GOD forever.

That's actually the most intelligent post, ever!

I would probably kill the chav race.

Yes, it is a race now, under where it says "SCUM!".
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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:21 PM Reply

Masturbate to a mirror.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:23 PM Reply

I would make more hot bi sexual girls with crazy libidos. It would only be the right thing, really.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:25 PM Reply

I'd admit that human kind was just a joke. Then i'd go "Pnchline!" and pulverise the earth into pixie dust.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:26 PM Reply

i would end all natural disasters and war

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:30 PM Reply

Masturbate on top of earth, and drown everytihng in God cum. Maybe God's sperm is food? Then id solve the starvation in Africa....

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:31 PM Reply

I'd so flick people with god powers so they'd fly a mile

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:32 PM Reply

I would masturbate over the world, thus, making every single creature drown in my semen.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:33 PM Reply

I would get rid of all STDs, and make getting pregnant something you could choose, therefore eliminating the need for condoms. :)

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:33 PM Reply

I would fuck around with people. Like do suicide, but not die.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:34 PM Reply

Then I'd lose my existance for a day.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:34 PM Reply

I would delete America and Canada.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:36 PM Reply

look into the future and write down a couple of winning lotto numbers for draws that had no winners.
I would also make it a priority to strengthen the muscles that keep a womans breasts from sagging, letting them stay 'perky' .
Then I would relax at a pool bar, after a good days work.
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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:37 PM Reply

I'd make everyone have mutant abilities and stuff, so the whole world would be like one giant chaotic comic book. Either that or make everyone 16-bit, now that'd be fun heh heh.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:38 PM Reply

slice off satans balls

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:40 PM Reply

At 2/19/06 01:36 PM, morefngdbs wrote: I would also make it a priority to strengthen the muscles that keep a womans breasts from sagging, letting them stay 'perky' .

I like the way you think.

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:42 PM Reply

i would give george bush a heart attack, make the embodiment of my soul the new president, delete the idea of the muslim religion from the face of the earth to end the voilence in the middle east, then just kick back play some games, rock the world (literally), smoke some hash and fuck around on newgrounds... good times

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:44 PM Reply

I would kill all the chavs. And then I would kill all the terrorists.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 2/19/06 01:33 PM, Kyuji wrote: I would get rid of all STDs, and make getting pregnant something you could choose, therefore eliminating the need for condoms. :)

EXCELLENT FUCKING IDEA!

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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 01:59 PM Reply

i would hold a humongous concert, destroy the existence of money, give everybody the year off from work, when work resumes it's not for moeny but for the ability to get anything you want at any moment in time as long as you do your job, if you want to change your job you just go someplace else to work, governments would be destroyed, countries would no longer exist 'cause countries are only governments anyways, anybody that fucks anybody else over in anyay would have to answer to me, i'd play guitar at the aformentioned concert and rock the hell outta everybody, then i would hand the universe back over to the christian God since He's the only one that matters after all governments and countries are destroyed (and in the first place anyways). and that would be me quick and short lived reign as supreme ruler of the universe.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 02:14 PM Reply

Hmm what would i do.

I would probally move the Middle East to somewhere in space where they can bitch about cartoons all they want.

I would get rid of Peta.

Then i would invent the best and newest gaming station only for me with loads of good games.

And if i have some time, Either solve world hunger or find out how fried dough tastes so good.


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Response to If you where God for a day... Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 02:27 PM Reply

I'd just mess around with the weather...
I'd also just look at stuff, cause alot of crap happens in one day.
Maybe i'd make Canada declare war on America just for the hell of it


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