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Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 02:59:20 Reply

So I was at the theatre with Just me, my little 6 year old brother, and my dad. We get to the line, and this one woman has like, 4 little fuckers each 5 years old. Most of them are calm, except one, he was the only boy out of them. HE.WAS.LOADED. I have no fucking idea what crawled up his ass, but he was litterally, jumping off of walls. When his sister picked him up because of a dare or something, HE.FUCKING.SCREAMED. It was louder than a fucking banshee on crack. So we proceeded inside, where he continued to SCREAM. After the screaming, he fucking ran across the room like 4 times and then purposely tripped.

After this, me and my dad laughed our asses off at that kid.

I don't know bout' u guys, but I need what the fuck that kid was on, whereas he needs some fucking RIDDELIN.


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:04:09 Reply

At 2/19/06 02:59 AM, sean5892 wrote: stuff

God damn. It's late.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that story, but I did.


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:04:45 Reply

I guess i misunderstood the topic title...

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:05:09 Reply

Parents need to bring out the beating stick.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:06:19 Reply

my good god that was too funny, and he probaly had add or something like that or way to much sugar...

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:08:26 Reply

I'd punch the boy, right in front of his mom, and tell her I just did something for her.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:19:40 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:06 AM, goku4766534 wrote: my good god that was too funny, and he probaly had add or something like that or way to much sugar...

i agree same with my shit head pet


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:21:12 Reply

at what age do you stop being a little kid....

i might be border line
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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:22:27 Reply

i stopped at 8
bro is still goin he is 11


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:24:28 Reply

never adopt a child from the wild.


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If you see I have bad grammar, ignor it because I dont give a fuck

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:30:48 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:24 AM, HogWashSoup wrote: never adopt a child from the wild.

what about littlefoot


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:46:15 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:04 AM, TrendWhore wrote: I guess i misunderstood the topic title...

ditto, I was expecting child pornography, followed by an FBI investigation.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:47:48 Reply

sean, after a nice sleep, you will forget about those annoy kids. Time to bed.


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:57:05 Reply

Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543


At 8/16/14 11:58 PM, Feoric wrote:
Remember: he was shot in the back 35 feet away from the police cruiser. That's not up for debate.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:59:03 Reply

At 2/19/06 02:59 AM, sean5892 wrote:

:HE.FUCKING.SCREAMED. It was louder than a fucking banshee on crack.

lol!


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 03:59:25 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:57 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote: Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543

Yes...
and you were number five hundred and forty two.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 04:01:16 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:57 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote: Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543
(106 views, 15 replies)

pwned.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 04:01:58 Reply

I was excepting the FBI to come in and shoot someone.... oh well

*leaves*

yes.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 04:09:17 Reply

At 2/19/06 03:59 AM, fli wrote:
At 2/19/06 03:57 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote: Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543
Yes...
and you were number five hundred and forty two.

I take it you are number five hundred and fourty three?


At 8/16/14 11:58 PM, Feoric wrote:
Remember: he was shot in the back 35 feet away from the police cruiser. That's not up for debate.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 04:40:07 Reply

At 2/19/06 04:09 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote:
At 2/19/06 03:59 AM, fli wrote:
At 2/19/06 03:57 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote: Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543
Yes...
and you were number five hundred and forty two.
I take it you are number five hundred and fourty three?

No way, that was me.


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-19 04:45:36 Reply

At 2/19/06 04:40 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:
At 2/19/06 04:09 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote:
At 2/19/06 03:59 AM, fli wrote:
At 2/19/06 03:57 AM, sadistic_monkey wrote: Number of sicko pedifiles who clicked this thread beacause they thought it discussed 'fucking kids' = 543
Yes...
and you were number five hundred and forty two.
I take it you are number five hundred and fourty three?
No way, that was me.

i shall now proceed to dis-prove that in a strange and non-entertaining way:
(144 views, 19 replies).

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:41:16 Reply

On the topic of little kids...
My boyfriend and I go to the bar on Friday night, get home around 3...
And theres this little kid staying at my house who decides it's necessary to wake us up at like, 8AM. So we tell him to go away, and he's like "well what time are you gonna be up?" And I'm like "I don't know, dude." So he proceeds to come down at least twice every hour to see if we're getting up. But he doesn't just look in, he waked us up first to ask us if we're getting up.
And right now I'm sitting at the computer and he's walking around my room. He won't leave me alone. Agh. Kids just can't take the hint.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:42:57 Reply

All the cool kids go to see movies with their dads.


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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:46:47 Reply

i hate little kids so fucking much

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:47:56 Reply

I'd just like to point out the fact that I said "waked."

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:48:21 Reply

Remeber, it's never to late for an abortion!


Bleh.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:49:29 Reply

Ahaha. *Waits for the battle to begin...*

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:51:51 Reply

At 2/26/06 10:48 PM, Wes_is_king wrote: Remeber, it's never to late for an abortion!

as your parents come in and shoot you in the face.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:52:52 Reply

At 2/26/06 10:51 PM, Shifty55 wrote:
At 2/26/06 10:48 PM, Wes_is_king wrote: Remeber, it's never to late for an abortion!
as your parents come in and shoot you in the face.

Oh, they've tried.


Bleh.

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Response to Fucking little kids 2006-02-26 22:56:35 Reply

At 2/26/06 10:52 PM, Wes_is_king wrote:
Oh, they've tried.

Theyre just trying to keep you on your toes and keen. :)