Tricking drug tests?

[SoulDrug]

Does anyone here know anyway's to ''trick'' a drug test? I got caught smoking weed, and now my mom wants to give me random drug tests, and I need a way to get around it. Is there anything I can put in the sample to make it come up negative or something?
Help'd be appreciated.

~Ace

[crjohn3230]

stop lying you dont smoke weed

[ProzacScooter]

The only way is to clean out ur system... Drink bout like a gallon or more of water (no joke) And eat alot of greens.. the only way...

[mexican-pride]

if the criminal masterminds don't konw how, why would the NGers know? but if you have a friend stupid enough to, take his urine for the urine test.

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 2/19/06 01:14 AM, -UnderOATH- wrote:

Is there anything I can put in the sample to make it come up negative or something?

Someone else's piss. That's about it really, or you can exercise a lot so it gets flushed out of your system faster.

[SoulDrug]

So I guess there's no way I could trick it if I got tested randomly? Like if I came in after smoking weed, and that same night got tested, im fucked no matter what?

[Molotov]

Take some Niacin or drink a lot of water,pickle juice and vinegar.

[ForeverFrozen]

anyone heard of detox?

[subpar]

At 2/19/06 01:14 AM, -UnderOATH- wrote: Is there anything I can put in the sample to make it come up negative or something?

Well, you could stop fucking smoking, you asshole.

Seriously, you idiot, if you know that your parents are going to test you for drugs, then just don't do drugs for a while. It's that fucking simple.

[SoulDrug]

At 2/19/06 01:21 AM, subpar wrote: Well, you could stop fucking smoking, you asshole.

Seriously, you idiot, if you know that your parents are going to test you for drugs, then just don't do drugs for a while. It's that fucking simple.

Why thank you, that helps.

That's WHY IM ASKING HOW TO BEAT IT, FUCKER, So I can still smoke weed. I didn't ask for your cocky fucking responses. If you don't have a post that might fucking help, don't post, you stupid cock sucker.

[mynamewontfitin]

I heard if you dye your hair hot pink and pierce your dick the results come up negative. You should try it.

[SoulDrug]

At 2/19/06 01:31 AM, mynamewontfitin wrote: I heard if you dye your hair hot pink and pierce your dick the results come up negative. You should try it.

I've been doing that for years...Does it really work? Damn, i've had the solution all this time, and I never knew...

[Joe]

At 2/19/06 01:23 AM, -UnderOATH- wrote: If you don't have a post that might fucking help, don't post,

That was a very helpful post. Stop being an idiot and grow up.

I hope your parents catch you.

[TheKlown]

Some hot small chick who was a cheerleader once asked me for my piss. I should have gave it to her, cause than I'd probably be able to tap her ass later on in life. But I think she was like 15-16 but really hot looking though... I'm probably too old. Well, by law I am

[TheKlown]

Alot of people on this fucking topic are from Jersey, I wonder if I actually know any of you in real life. If so, we should have a boxing match just because I like beating things up.

[UlTiMaToR]

Well if you're really that desperate, well, drinking lots of water helps, but if you are lucky, you might know someone in the armed forces or hospitals with those pills that clear your system in a day or so (I don't really know the name of that pill, since even if i get caught no one cares) or there is also something that you can drink to cheat the system n e ways, do some research, if you made this a topic, then you are not trying hard :/

[SevenSeize]

You really should stop smoking. :) Now, with that said, GNC used to have a detox vitamin. It wasn't on the shelf, you had to ask the worker if they could give you something to flush out your system. I have been told it works good. Also, like other users have posted, eating healthy, drinking a ton of water, and exercising frequently will greatly aid you in this matter. Good luck.