What would you do in a dark alley..

[Starberry]

if this guy came up from behind you?

[MisterChocobo]

set it's cock on fire...YOW

[TheKlown]

I would make him my bitch, and rape his butt. And I'd do the same thing if some hot chick was in an alley aswell...

[Rideo]

Probably yell what the fuck and run. What else?

[CardinalFang]

I'd get Kool Aid Man after him.

[MisterChocobo]

probly tell it to fuk off, thats what

[BeaverElfEater]

probably invite him to the picnic i would be having with nosferatu

[Sanjay]

I'd wake up.

[Cubert1]

well being realistic i would probably shit myself .

[Tommy]

Drop my pants.

[Biscuit-head]

I'd make him my little buddy,and we would both get high off his lemony scent

[Shadow-XII]

At 2/18/06 10:05 PM, Starberry wrote: if this guy came up from behind you?

That depends. What's on hand in the alley?

[DeadPixels]

I'd punch him in the face, wait until the pain has gone away, and then punch him again.

[me-myself-n-satan]

rape a hooker of course, how could i not?

[mhb]

hook him up to a car battery and see if i can get his christmas lights workin'.

[Lost-Requiem]

I would feed him love...

And by love I mean fist...

And by fist I mean foot...

And by...

Aww hell, I'd just walk away.

[Starberry]

i myself would try to take his sweet nikes!!!11

[Boris-4-U]

At 2/18/06 10:05 PM, Starberry wrote: if this guy came up from behind you?

I'd light em up and smoke him.

[Bob309659]

I would rip his brains put and eat them. Then find someone else, and rip&eat his brain, and i would do it till there was no one left:)

[PirateKirby]

I'd give him my wallet and run.

Like all the good little Boy Scouts are taught to do.

[Starberry]

whoever said he would be violent to anyone?

[Eudaimonism]

At 2/18/06 10:07 PM, CardinalFang wrote: I'd get Kool Aid Man after him.

I think i pooed myself :')

[Jinzoa]

I'd do to him what i was doing to that other person in the alley.

[Ssilver7]

I'd laugh, then push him over.

[Shadow-XII]

At 2/18/06 10:27 PM, Ssilver7 wrote: I'd laugh, then push him over.

Action seconded.

[Starberry]

but he is sitting down how could you push him over!!!111

[Taime]

At 2/18/06 10:33 PM, Starberry wrote: but he is sitting down how could you push him over!!!111

How can you tell he is sitting down?

Pushing over seems the best option.

[Shadow-XII]

At 2/18/06 10:33 PM, Starberry wrote: but he is sitting down how could you push him over!!!111

...shove him. It's not that hard.

[Zamiel-6Wing]

wtf 0.o
i would shit on his lap, then burn him, then give the body to a hungry hobo
but thats just me

[JackRabbitStudios]

Scream like the little bitch I am and fall over a nearby box left over from a local chinese food place containing 4 different kinds of rice and a rotten batch of bonless pork ribs. I'd stare at him for a short while and than start to smell the disgusting smell of rotting pork on my pantleg, causing me to puke all over the guy. Upon realizing my mistake, I'd repeteadly apologize and try to clean him off with some nearby newspapers.

Afterwards, I'd notice the front page of the newspaper has a story about an underwear model show, which would make me rush home so I can masturbate furiously.