To get fast experience, simply beg real nice and sacrifice your next of kin, your first born, and an 18-year-old female virgin to Tom Fulp's cult, and the Leader will reward you with all kinds of experience points.
And if you believe me, perhaps you could be the next idiot to sue McDonalds for making you fat.
Jackass!!
"Las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en la casa."
TRANSLATION: "The lights are on, but nobody's home."