How to get laid

[rEvolution27]

I suck totall ass. Dude my friends get head while the taecher's in the class and i can't even get a date. Soemthing about beaing a nervous geek that doesn't go so well with girls. I need your help.

[Haunted]

At 2/14/06 04:53 PM, rEvolution27 wrote: I suck totall ass. Dude my friends get head while the taecher's in the class and i can't even get a date. Soemthing about beaing a nervous geek that doesn't go so well with girls. I need your help.

Loose the glasses?

[Metalix]

At 2/14/06 04:53 PM, rEvolution27 wrote: I suck totall ass. Dude my friends get head while the taecher's in the class and i can't even get a date. Soemthing about beaing a nervous geek that doesn't go so well with girls. I need your help.

Don't ask us man.. we're guys, we don't know nothing.

[HellzYeahCCR]

Well, I can tell you right now that your confidence is definatly a problem.
The other problem might be that you're ugly. But I dunno.

[Razz]

At 2/14/06 04:53 PM, rEvolution27 wrote: I suck totall ass. Dude my friends get head while the taecher's in the class and i can't even get a date. Soemthing about beaing a nervous geek that doesn't go so well with girls. I need your help.

Put some sheets on a bed... They got laid! Nah, just go to the streets of NY, you'll be bound to find some prostitutes there... (or ask SaintShun)

[Lost-Chances]

Put on laid cream and women colon.

[TheBlackDahliaMurder]

get lots a money.

[JoS]

Leave your basement and go outside is a good start.

[Crazy-1]

What the hell is it with all these kids havin' sex so young? A couple days ago a 7th and 8th grader had sex, just down my road. The girl was a slut though...

But still, girls are practically giving themselves away now. It's wrong.

Maybe that's why everyone thinks I'm stupid for not going out with the 'hott chicks'.

[Razz]

At 2/14/06 04:58 PM, Evil_Marksmanship wrote: (or ask SaintShun)

Oh hey, most chicks dig dudes in bands too... :o

[TheCrazyPotato]

At 2/14/06 05:00 PM, NuGrownds wrote: What the hell is it with all these kids havin' sex so young? A couple days ago a 7th and 8th grader had sex, just down my road. The girl was a slut though...

But still, girls are practically giving themselves away now. It's wrong.

Maybe that's why everyone thinks I'm stupid for not going out with the 'hott chicks'.

I somewhat agree, challenges are much more fun, and its no fun dating someone who you know screwed half your friends..

[TheChaosDemon]

Put your penis in the woman's vagina?

[ArtemisTheHunter]

All you need is 35 bucks and a whore...

[JackRabbitStudios]

10 bucks in the crotch, works every time.

[SweatyWhiteGuy]

At 2/14/06 05:03 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Put your penis in the woman's vagina?

Lies.

You have to knock her out first.

[VeryProudofYa]

It's all about subtlety

[mac5]

At 2/14/06 04:53 PM, rEvolution27 wrote: I suck totall ass. Dude my friends get head while the taecher's in the class and i can't even get a date. Soemthing about beaing a nervous geek that doesn't go so well with girls. I need your help.

According to your profile...you're...14...

What the hell kind of messed up school are you in?

Girls at your age are either overextraordinarilyflirty, or emogothicdisgustedatthethoughtofhangingout
withaboy.

Not to be rude to anyone here, but why are you asking newgrounds this? I'm sure 50% of the people here don't even know what a girl is.

[NeoVince]

Clear up the pimples, get a decent hair cut, lose the glasses, and get off your lazy ass and ask a girl out!

[East525]

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

[DashDingo]

Just put your dick into a girl's butt.

They'll totally go for it.

[JackRabbitStudios]

At 2/14/06 05:09 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

Bait and hook gentleman, bait and hook...

[Freaki-boy92]

well, look out for the very rare easy-but-fit girls, that's a sure fire winner, not only are they easy (but rare) they aren't the girl with all the fat

[MrCrawford]

Lemme see, you're asking this on an internet site dominated by female-less males under the age of 16? LOL

[East525]

At 2/14/06 05:14 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:09 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

Bait and hook gentleman, bait and hook...

Or..

[Rideo]

Just start screaming at a really high pitch in the middle of class.

Trust me the ladies LOVE it.

[VeryProudofYa]

At 2/14/06 05:20 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:14 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:09 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

Bait and hook gentleman, bait and hook...

Or..

All it takes is patience and a trusty shovel.

[Desentil]

At 2/14/06 05:09 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

Wow you have a biiiig balls.

[East525]

At 2/14/06 05:29 PM, -Broken_souls- wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:09 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:06 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: It's all about subtlety

I prefer the old fashioned way..

Wow you have a biiiig balls.

Yea, thats what the girls that I clubbed said, after they awoke with a lumbering headache and an extemely pleased sexual interest. :)

[JackRabbitStudios]

At 2/14/06 05:29 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:20 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: Or..

All it takes is patience and a trusty shovel.

You'd be shocked how far you can go with a lasso....

[VeryProudofYa]

At 2/14/06 05:36 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:29 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 2/14/06 05:20 PM, JeenyusIsSanta wrote: Or..

All it takes is patience and a trusty shovel.

You'd be shocked how far you can go with a lasso....

Twice the ease, twice the cleanup