Ok so while I was sitting at home this morning I had this rumble in my stomach and I thought I oculd be pregnant, so I ran to my mom's room to tell her. She didn't believe me, so I showed her my belly which was getting really big... but I realized I was a guy and ran into the bathroom and sat onthe toilet. Turns out that something came out of my butt and it was huge and brown. my mom walks in and congratulated me on my first major shit...
That was my morning in a nutshell...
kthnxbai.