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Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss?

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Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:08 AM Reply

It's true I was doing a job at a retirement home. Every old person there stunk of piss!

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:09 AM Reply

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:10 AM Reply

they don't. you're just INSANE o.o....

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:10 AM Reply

To be honest i dont think they do but maybe it was just the place you were at not the people.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:12 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:10 AM, wastedwizard wrote: To be honest i dont think they do but maybe it was just the place you were at not the people.

Nah, it wasn't the place. Every room that had an old person in stunk off piss. When I was in the staff canteen and places that there wasn't any oldies all smelt fine.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:12 AM Reply

maybe, just maybe, its because THEY PISS THEMSELVES!!! and if you didnt even think of that, your a retard.


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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:13 AM Reply

its worse when you sit next too one on the bus =\


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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:15 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:12 AM, KAMM666 wrote: maybe, just maybe, its because THEY PISS THEMSELVES!!! and if you didnt even think of that, your a retard.

Maybe I should have worded my original question different. Why do old people piss themselves?

You fucking moron.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:40 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:15 AM, RevolutionX wrote: Maybe I should have worded my original question different. Why do old people piss themselves?

Incontinence.................or fun...................or maybe cos they just don't like you.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:48 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:15 AM, RevolutionX wrote: Maybe I should have worded my original question different. Why do old people piss themselves?

as you get very old, you start to lose control (slowly) of your bladder muscles - the PC muscles, core muscles. this means they cannot control their pee as well as say, you or I could. maybe they leak, and thats why they smell.

You fucking moron.

calm it.
visualize this: you are a solitary palm island, floating on an azul ocean of calm...feel better?

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:57 AM Reply

It's true, they do stink. One solution would be to place all the piss smelling oldies on a frozen lake in the spring and wait for the summer heat to come and melt the ice. That'd be nice.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 06:58 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:48 AM, decaf wrote: calm it.
visualize this: you are a solitary palm island, floating on an azul ocean of calm...feel better?

That was pretty funny! Are you a French Clock?

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 07:52 AM Reply

At 2/13/06 06:58 AM, -Raguel- wrote: That was pretty funny! Are you a French Clock?

LuckLock = Le Clock

heheh, i never knew that!
nah actually im a lock, luck lock...but i hardly go there anymore, but cbb to change sig or whatever.

so yeah, my life story : )

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 07:53 AM Reply

Because all the workers let the old people piss themselves, and shit themselves.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 07:55 AM Reply

Beacuse it's my job to piss on them.
I get paid for that.


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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 07:55 AM Reply

They don't shower.


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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 07:56 AM Reply

Aw for the sake of my dying grandmother serriously enough with the old people jokes.


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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 08:07 AM Reply

Because they're old. Seriously, wtf is wrong with you.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 08:11 AM Reply

Human beings in general tend to produce piss on a constant basis and I imagine that elderly folk don't have such good bladder control what with being OLD.

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 08:49 AM Reply

cause they have bladder problems

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Response to Why Do Old People Smell Of Piss? Feb. 13th, 2006 @ 08:51 AM Reply

lol i know what u mean, there wigs do too :-0