At 1/8/03 11:45 PM, SnIpErClOcK wrote:
I'd give you my n00b list, but you're too stupid for it.
here's an altered copy for him Sniper.
Dear:
[x] idiot
[ ] Little kid
[ ] Pervert
[ ] AOL user
[x] idiot
[ ] JOSH BEEEEEEDN
[x] idiot
[ ] Stupidass
[x] idiot
[ ] Hentai lover
[ ] Anti-clock/newbie
You are being insulted by this text because:
[ ] You have an IQ that compares to a common cheese sandwich
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You double-posted
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS THAT WAS NOT FUNNY
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You are Josh Bedn
[ ] You were being very gay
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You posted porn on the BBS
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You posted hentai on the BBS
[ ] You made an INCREDIBLY stupid topic
[x] You are an idiot
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You created a topic insulting all NG users
[x] You are an idiot
[x] You are just a general idiot
[ ] You are a new person (dooble/n00b) that thinks you know everything
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You created a topic insulting a well-known/well-liked member of NG/CC
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You asked about cheats for a flash movie
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You are asking about camgirls
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You acted like an asshole in NG chat
[x] You are an idiot
[ ] You don't understand what "creative spam" is
[ ] dfjgsdfsdhfsbdfsdhjfbdsfjsdjhfsdjhfhsdfjhsdjhf I LIKE PIE
[ ] All of the above (at different times)
As punishment, I would like you to:
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Go to www.amstrad.tk and click all the "FOR STUPIDS ONLY" links
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Delete your internet and never log on again
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Go hop into industrial equipment
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Shave with a rock
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[x] Join the #clockcrew room just so SnIpErClOcK can ban you
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Jump into the path of a steamroller
[ ] Watch a marathon of "How goatse was Made" episodes
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Join the goatse clan
[ ] Join #spiderslair and flood it (just to see what happens)
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Figure out the Roman numeral for 499849342374238442346
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] Worship Traekwon
[x] Go to the ng chat to be banned by versusraven
[ ] All of the above
In closing, I'd like to say:
[x] die
[ ] gfdsdgjksdfkjsdkfjsdfkjsdjfsdjkfsd
[ ] Get a life, and I don't mean watching porn all day.
[x] die
[ ] SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
[x] Commit Suicide
[ ] Go to hell
[x] die
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go find some other BBS to act like a fucktard at
[ ] I LIKE PIE
[ ] I LIKE CHEESE
[x] die
[ ] If stupidity was a crime, you'd be serving life
[ ] I should've bought a better lock.... I'm gonna use a Master lock next
[x] die
[ ] I should've bought a better gun
[ ] I should've bought Armor-Piercing bullets
[ ] I should've bought a g00glyw00glym0053
[x] die
[ ] The world hates you
[ ] The NG population hates you
[x] die
[x] Wow, you're an idiot
[ ] ijdfdfuhdfiusdfhisd8fsduisdfusdf
[x] die
[ ] You give morons a bad name
[x] die
[ ] You should become m0r0nm0053
[x] die
[x] B