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I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 11:36 AM Reply

You laugh and call me fat even though I am just a big man, but you call me when you need to move a piece of furniture or appliance. Young scrawny kids giggling at me not knowing I'd swat them like a fly. Hell when I was 18 I was a buff monster, but I don't have the time to work out like I use to. I work so it keeps me in shape. I can push a 3 ton set of trucks up a railroad track at work a good quarter mile without getting winded, could go more if needed, and these little skinny punks working for me can't get the damn thing rolling.

Why don't you make yourself useful, eat a big mac and lend a man a ahand instead of being a bystander.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 11:47 AM Reply

Me aint skinny but....me is little....me is strong.... me has horns...me kills you! Mwuahahahaha!!.....-.-'

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 11:52 AM Reply

I'm skinny but my mutabilisms just right so I can't gain physical weight. If it wasn't right, I would be a whale.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 11:53 AM Reply

Well do you hate on people who are bigger than you?
I dont hate anyone really...It takes to much effort to give a shit much less hate. Fuck em let people be fat or skinny. They are no threat to me.


"This is my Kung Fu, and it is strong."

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 11:53 AM Reply

I have a fat bonch.....

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:01 PM Reply

Im guessing parody but IDK. Fat power!


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:02 PM Reply

I weigh 96 pounds and I can lift a truck over my head.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:26 PM Reply

Big =/= fat

It's possible to be big and not have man-boobs.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:26 PM Reply

Friends, stop this bickering! No one likes skinny people. Solved. :)


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Lol, prararodroary

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:48 PM Reply

FAT!

I hate skinny people

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:49 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 12:26 PM, GarryWB wrote: Friends, stop this bickering! No one likes skinny people. Solved. :)

Acctually, all my friends are skinny, I am not... >:-(


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:52 PM Reply

Strong fat people are alright, but fat-fat people, well they're just for laughing at.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:52 PM Reply

You could be "bigger" to be strong or you could work out and stuff....being bigger just an easier way to be strong I guess.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:53 PM Reply

Um sir? You can't park your van on the diving board.
OH WAIT! ITS JUST A FAT KID! :P


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:57 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 12:02 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I weigh 96 pounds and I can lift a truck over my head.

Your bones counldn't support the weight. That's two things people don't think about. Muscle weighs more than fat, and if you don't have much body mass something your arms may be strong enough to pick up may still crush your spine.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 12:58 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 12:52 PM, FatherTinners wrote: Strong fat people are alright, but fat-fat people, well they're just for laughing at.

You deserve a virtuall slap.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 01:00 PM Reply

uh oh i'm not going to get along with you....


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 02:58 PM Reply

Skinny does not euqal weak. You fail. Sad parody thread too.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 02:58 PM, lagatag wrote: Skinny does not euqal weak. You fail. Sad parody thread too.

Skinny does mean weak. Who fooled you?
You need body mass to support large muscles to be strong, skinny people have little of this.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:08 PM Reply

Damn straight
thats how you tell it

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:09 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 03:06 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: Skinny does mean weak. Who fooled you?
You need body mass to support large muscles to be strong, skinny people have little of this.

You don't actually just need muscles to be strong.. =\


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:10 PM Reply

No, fuck fat people. There are some exceptions, E.G.- Funk.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:11 PM Reply

I'm skinny and I bench 190. I can move my own furniture.

I hate skinny people


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:12 PM Reply

Parody :)

Also, Me being 6 foot 6 and Exercising a lot, I can Lift fat people well.

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:13 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 03:09 PM, -Transmute- wrote:
At 2/9/06 03:06 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: Skinny does mean weak. Who fooled you?
You need body mass to support large muscles to be strong, skinny people have little of this.
You don't actually just need muscles to be strong.. =\

Yeah you need strong bone structure, strong tendons and a strong heart too.

Other things skinny people lack

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Fat people and skinny people suck. I'm neither, I'm in shape and I lift. Wow, it takes so much time and effort to stay in shape, not.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:16 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 03:13 PM, Cajunspirit wrote:
At 2/9/06 03:09 PM, -Transmute- wrote:
At 2/9/06 03:06 PM, Cajunspirit wrote: Skinny does mean weak. Who fooled you?
You need body mass to support large muscles to be strong, skinny people have little of this.
You don't actually just need muscles to be strong.. =\
Yeah you need strong bone structure, strong tendons and a strong heart too.

Other things skinny people lack

I have strong bones, strong tendons, and a strong heart. In fact, fat people's hearts are HELLA weak, since it spends most of its time shoveling around all the excess fat, and also has fat congealed around it.

Pwn.


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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:16 PM Reply

At 2/9/06 11:36 AM, Liquid5150 wrote:
Why don't you make yourself useful, eat a big mac and lend a man a ahand instead of being a bystander.

Parody thread...

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Response to I hate skinny people Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 03:22 PM Reply

Hey, it's not my fault I'm so skinney, I just have an outstanding metabolism. I can't keep up with it. :(

I eat and I eat, but I just don't gain any weight.

oh, look at me bitching for being lucky. :P

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