Stop Helping Everyone

[RedSkunk]

Honestly, what the fuck? Every day, I see or hear about some moron who tries to help someone else. Like, I saw this guy walking down the street, and he gave change to some homeless guy on the street. He's just going to use it to buy booze!

Or what about doctors who provide medical treatment to car crash victims? What a fucking drain on society! If you had any brains at all, you wouldn't get in a car accident. Survival of the fittest.

You know what really gets my blood boiling? When some naive couple feeds their newborn baby. I mean HELLO? If you gave birth to something so stupid that it can't forage for itself in your house, then it deserves to die. Every couple that feeds their inept child is just adding to everyone's problems. Overpopulation, hello?

Feeding your children just causes them to rely on you. Then, before you know it, they are forty years old, living in your basement, and jerking off over furry porn all day.

What's with crossing guards at schools? This just fosters a sense in the children that they can walk out into intersections willy-nilly. The nice crossing guard lady isn't around to help you this time Billy, and it's not my fault if you walk out in front of my car, get hit, and then dragged for three miles. Fuck you Billy.

[BFG-Nine-Thousand]

Totally agreed.

We should abolish the hospital system. I mean, come on, if a person is dumb enough to mess around with knives, who says they deserve a blood transfusion? Not me.

[SouthAsian]

So kill yourself.

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 06:44 PM, muteecho wrote: So kill yourself.

Get a job and stop living off of your parents, you fucking leech.

[DingoTheDog]

if they just kill people whn they turn 60 they'll save a fortune!, and what about disabled people. What are they ever going to contribute!!!!

lolsatirepeoplewillbeoffendedby

[SouthAsian]

At 2/7/06 06:45 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 2/7/06 06:44 PM, muteecho wrote: So kill yourself.

Get a job and stop living off of your parents, you fucking leech.

I would If only my PARENTS were the ones who didn't want me to be independent.

I'm surprised you know what a leech is,go put one on your face.

[Politics]

I can't help but feel parodized. Did you even read my little essay?

[Elfer]

At 2/7/06 06:41 PM, red_skunk wrote: Feeding your children just causes them to rely on you. Then, before you know it, they are forty years old, living in your basement, and jerking off over furry porn all day.

Disagree, it can be in your best interest to feed your children yet at the same time encourage them to go off and like their own lives once they're old enough, because then once you become a crusty old husk of a human being, you can guilt them into paying for your medical treatment and medication.

And don't give me no shit about how that's a waste, it provides jobs for ass-wipers and encourages the consumption of medical products as well as other products like tinned beans, creamed corn, and kidney mush.

Did you even stop for a second to consider the kidney mush industry? I'll bet you didn't, you sick sadistic fuck.

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 06:51 PM, Wesley_Crusher wrote:

Disagree. Supporting children in the hopes of them sometime repaying you is not very smart. Half the time the little buggers will just go off and spend your hard-earned money on skateboards and dope!

It would make much more sense to invest the money in stock options or 401(k) plans. Growing children is inefficent.

[Elfer]

At 2/7/06 07:04 PM, red_skunk wrote: It would make much more sense to invest the money in stock options or 401(k) plans. Growing children is inefficent.

Breeding allows for enhanced status and vicarious livelihood, not to mention it ensures that your money doesn't go anywhere stupid, like to a poor person or something.

[MoralLibertarian]

At 2/7/06 06:41 PM, red_skunk wrote: Honestly, what the fuck? Every day, I see or hear about some moron who tries to help someone else. Like, I saw this guy walking down the street, and he gave change to some homeless guy on the street. He's just going to use it to buy booze!

That's sort of why I won't donate the the NRSC: I just feel like they are going to use my money to support imbeciles similar to Chafee. If you're concerned about what the homeless will buy with your money, I suggest taking them out to lunch. They'll never forget that for the rest of their life.

[DaRKNeZz1]

At 2/7/06 06:41 PM, red_skunk wrote: Don't feed newborn or toddlers.

I wish your parents wouldn't have fed you.

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 2/7/06 07:04 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 2/7/06 06:51 PM, Wesley_Crusher wrote:

Disagree. Supporting children in the hopes of them sometime repaying you is not very smart. Half the time the little buggers will just go off and spend your hard-earned money on skateboards and dope!

It would make much more sense to invest the money in stock options or 401(k) plans. Growing children is inefficent.

That's why I don't plan on having any little brats. Why spend my hard earned money on diapers and baby formula when I can spend it on me?

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 07:56 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: That's why I don't plan on having any little brats. Why spend my hard earned money on diapers and baby formula when I can spend it on me?

I'm planning on procreating like a rabbit. It's the crux of a new business venture.

[Draconias]

Red Skunk, you have made a FALSE ANALOGY!

FALSE ANALOGY:
Annual billions of dollars that lasts for decades is not equivalent to handing a homeless man some change a single time.

FALSE ANALOGY:
Medical treatment to car crash victims (who still pay for service) for a single issue is not equivalent to dropping thousands of tons of medical aid that rarely reaches the right people.

FALSE ANALOGY:
Feeding a newborn baby or your own child is not equivalent to providing decades of food supply to an entire continent that is almost entirely civilizations and cultures older than the ones providing food.

FALSE ANALOGY:
Crossing guards who act as a beacon to prevent accidents are not equivalent to peacekeeping work preventing idiots from slaughtering one another intentionally based on pointless, century-old feuds.

Correct Analogy:
Sending aid to Africa is like providing Welfare to an unmarried mother of 19 children, even though she continues to have children, continues to fail in her duties, and shows no signs of improving in any way.

[RedSkunk]

Analogy to what? I'd think you'd be all over this thread, draconias. You don't have a moral fiber in your entire body. =]

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 2/7/06 09:22 PM, Draconias wrote: Red Skunk, you have made a FALSE ANALOGY!

Oh noes! I'll turn on the FALSE ANALOGY WARNING SIREN!

*wooOOOoooooOOOooo*

ROFLMAO

How do you know you aren't making a false assumption about an analogy?

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 09:29 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: *wooOOOoooooOOOooo*

AAAAAH!!! Run, run!

[someoneudontknow1]

dude, what about the people who get blindsided? what if the road is slippery? Yes, the bum is probably gonna buy booze with the change, but thats his choice, let him fuck up his life.

[moat]

As long as we stop helping each other, can I start hitting people and taking their stuff? If they're worthy of survival they can get it back or steal from someone else.

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 09:31 PM, someoneudontknow1 wrote: dude, what about the people who get blindsided? what if the road is slippery?

There is no such thing as an "accident." You can always drive more carefully.

[Elfer]

At 2/7/06 09:39 PM, moat wrote: As long as we stop helping each other, can I start hitting people and taking their stuff? If they're worthy of survival they can get it back or steal from someone else.

ZAM, COUNTER-ANALOGY.

Or is that reducto ad bad stuff?

[patricklikewoah]

I can see where you're coming from but the part about not feeding babies? I mean come on! They cant fend for themselves but thats why they have parents. If your parents didnt feed you then where would you be? I highly doubt you'd be able to fend for yourself.

[Jinzoa]

At 2/7/06 09:31 PM, someoneudontknow1 wrote: dude, what about the people who get blindsided? what if the road is slippery? Yes, the bum is probably gonna buy booze with the change, but thats his choice, let him fuck up his life.

He is a bum how can he screw himself over anymore?:/

well i guess if people came to realize there is no such thing as an accident then they would have to look over the law system a bit.

[RedSkunk]

At 2/7/06 10:17 PM, patricklikewoah wrote: I highly doubt you'd be able to fend for yourself.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I DON'T FUCK AROUND.

[bakem0n0]

At 2/7/06 10:17 PM, patricklikewoah wrote: I can see where you're coming from but the part about not feeding babies? I mean come on! They cant fend for themselves but thats why they have parents. If your parents didnt feed you then where would you be? I highly doubt you'd be able to fend for yourself.

That assuption just shows how bad the species is detirierating. If we only allowed those few children capable of fending for themselves from birth to live, not only would the human race become much more powerful on the whole, but I'd have less fools to have to deal with.

[darklad]

funny some poeple are taking this a bit too seriously, but in a sense i agree people should find ways to overcome their problems by themselves and not depend on others for help, like if you take medicine everytime you get a cold your body will adapt to having something to help it fight the infection rather than producing it's antibodies by it's self, and when you catch a cold and don't take medicine you get screwed over, same with everything

[MoralLibertarian]

Yeah, I understand the point of this topic.

You know skunk, yesterday you came to the conclusion in one of your topics that sometimes less is more, or at least less is sometimes more appropriate. Yet this topic you're operating on the same assumptions that you usually operate on: namely that it is selfish for rich nations not to donate aid to impoverished nations. That is, if I am interpreting your satire correctly.

Why is it such a bad thing to question the effectiveness of the aid that rich nations donate? The goal of aid is not to make impoverished nations into a dependent welfare state but to fuel economic development and prosperity, is it not? Intentions count for something, but not as much as results. And last time I checked, the status quo isn't working.

[RedSkunk]

What satire?

[mayeram]

At 2/7/06 06:41 PM, red_skunk wrote:

Feeding your children just causes them to rely on you. Then, before you know it, they are forty years old, living in your basement, and jerking off over furry porn all day.

Hey! Have you been looking through the windows in my house again red_skunk!??!

That describes me perfectly. Stop using me in your examples red_skunk...

and that homeless person was my brother! Stop talking about my family to people on the internet!
:)