Good day, afternoon, evening or whatever, people of Newgrounds. I have a story to tell you. Please listen.
One of these days, Piconjo could try to take over Newgrounds and call it Piconjogrounds, therefore Tom Fulp and Wade Fulp would be out of work. Piconjo could ban the entire Clock Crew, the entire Lock Legion, all of the fans of Pikanjo, all fans of Legendary Frog and fans of Foamy and so on.
Anyway one day my future clock NinjaWolfClock would be the only surviving clock on the web and LSDLock (my friend on MSN) would be the only surviving lock! Together we would fight the likes of the pube muppet, blammed movies, stick men, Piconjers and the fat dude who dances to Numa numa!
Then we would get trapped in websites like Neopets, Habbo Hotel, Albino Blacksheep, Ebaum's World and many more websites! Then we'd be able to get to newgrounds, get a lot of people, who hates or don't know Piconjo, and together we would fight Piconjo in an epic battle (this might be in my flash series in many years time).
Then Piconjo could nearly die, shoot a cum ball (like a fire ball but with sperm) and shoot in my mouth and I die of suffocation. Then LSDLock (or maybe a girl) could summon an angel, or someone, to revive me, then I revive, then the Fulp brothers come and ban Piconjo from the portal and bbs boards and we all live happily ever after, except the Piconjers and my hands now currently hurt like hell!
Aaah that was a VERY short story lol what do you think?