Are you one of those transparent fucks who download eight million songs from Kazaa just to show off your awesome taste in music to your idiot friends? Shoot yourself. You don’t even like a quarter of the stuff you’ve got stashed away in a file on your computer. A file so neglected that it’s developed its own cluster of intelligent particles to keep itself company.
The following conversation actually took place between myself and a classmate.
Him: Yeah I hate the bands today, they suck blah blah blah.
Me: Oh so whaddaya listen to?
Him: I love The Beatles!! I wish they were around today man.
Me: Cool, what’s your favourite album?
Him: Uh…. Well… There was this one song I liked...
Pfft. He probably prances around in his room singing along to songs from Cardcaptor Sakura.