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At 2/4/06 09:48 PM, tr0mb0ne wrote:

Or 12 year olds like you jerking off to what other 12 year olds are typing to you.

u should check my profile cause i'm like friggen 80 years old and ive never been 2 those sites, i just figure thats whats goin on

LoL... Hookers are girls too...

At 2/4/06 09:21 PM, isnipeheads wrote: My Interests are playing Counter Strike and FPS really. Playing some WoW(lvl 49).

Don't let them know that...

yeah whatever you bastards, guess what right when i made this thread i hooked up with a fine piece of ass okay? so i aint need yall losers help and just to show you my fine ass girlfriend i asked her to send a pic punks, she is fucking fiyah son fiyah.

Age: 80

LIES.

At 2/4/06 10:07 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yeah whatever you bastards, guess what right when i made this thread i hooked up with a fine piece of ass okay? so i aint need yall losers help and just to show you my fine ass girlfriend i asked her to send a pic punks, she is fucking fiyah son fiyah.

Dude, what ever you fucking piece of shit. Every one knows that you probably got that off of google you fucker!

I'll hook you up, I got a nice perkey blonde In a box in my basement, she likes anal and doggie style and long walks only if she can shit on your chest after the movie. 50 dolla!

u really fucked up by posting this on ng, did u really think people would try 2 help?

I slap bitches around for a living, as a matter of fact Im slapping one now, with my nine inch limp dick beatch!!!!!

At 2/4/06 10:16 PM, TheChaosLegend wrote: u really fucked up by posting this on ng, did u really think people would try 2 help?

Hey! I'm here to help you! Why, you shall be my disciple, 50 DOLLA!

yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAO LMAO LMFAO LMFAO Cough cough wheeze (reaches into pocket and pulls out inhaler) whew that is one funny pic good luck

You would really go down to the level where you would Pay someone?
You're desperate, aren't you?

Here's a suggestion, get away from the video games. Just go and get out more. Women don't like to be bought either so paying money in order to get a girlfriend is bad, because if she finds out then it'll be over for you. Just go and get out more. If you're in school, join clubs or whatever, maybe you'll meet someone there. If you're really that desperate though, go to one of those personals sites. Just go and get out more. (get the picture?)

At 2/4/06 10:24 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

u fuckin dumbass- thats just some picure with a girl holding paper that u erased the contents of and used MS paint to write "i love u fucknuts de her her" ur a bigger loser than i thought!

At 2/4/06 11:11 PM, TheChaosLegend wrote:

At 2/4/06 10:24 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

u fuckin dumbass- thats just some picure with a girl holding paper that u erased the contents of and used MS paint to write "i love u fucknuts de her her" ur a bigger loser than i thought!

Yeah, it probably says something like "isnipeheads is an ugly bastard" or some thing like that, if the picture is genuine. If you look closely at the fingers they look photoshopped.

At 2/4/06 10:24 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

No.

You are never going to find a good relationship over the internet. There is another course of action though. Reality.

You fail at life. Jesus is laughing at you in heaven. When you die you are going to wander the earth because Heaven doesn't want you and Satan thinks you will make him look bad.

Prz Di3

<3 <3 <3 <3

At 2/4/06 09:39 PM, shadow699 wrote: This should help...

Best post in this topic so far.

yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

....

Im pretty sure most of us found out what "Paint" is....

wow
your lame
haha
point and laugh
ahah

At 2/4/06 09:21 PM, isnipeheads wrote: Heres a pic Aight the

hahahaha
hahaha
nerd lol

find your own dates

At 2/4/06 09:26 PM, ProzacScooter wrote: Ok dude words of advice... One way YOU can get a girl.. (no homo shit) but ur not ugly... So all u need to do is grow some hair style it.. keep wearing contacts work out evferynow and then and no offence.. clear up the face and use the new listerine whiting.. buy some sex pistols.. lisen to them.. new drewss code and WALLA.. And dude I'm seriouse I'm not being mean to ya

Lolouterappearances.

How about you keep your money. And i'll be your girlfriend.

I'm so feminine. I have nipples.

AND a penis. Tempting, isn't it?

get some acne cream and leave us alone.

At 2/4/06 10:07 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yeah whatever you bastards, guess what right when i made this thread i hooked up with a fine piece of ass okay? so i aint need yall losers help and just to show you my fine ass girlfriend i asked her to send a pic punks, she is fucking fiyah son fiyah.

who are you to call us a loser you WoW nerd!

At 2/4/06 09:22 PM, soundkat wrote: *cough* Myspace *cough*

rofl
*cough*www.imaginarygirlfriends.com *cough*

yeah whatever you bastards, guess what right when i made this thread i hooked up with a fine piece of ass okay? so i aint need yall losers help and just to show you my fine ass girlfriend i asked her to send a pic punks, she is fucking fiyah son fiyah.

K, I think you are lying. My Proof.

Thank you for your time.

At 2/4/06 10:24 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

wow... how did you stumble into a long term relationship within the few hours that it took you to make this forum? you must have magic mac powers. did you just go out for some coffee... run into this girl... start a long term relationship... and then leave 5 minutes later back to the computer to post it to all of us? you sure showed us. I can tell this relationship is going to last a long time. Tell the truth... was there any possible use of PHOTOSHOP and/or YOUR COUSIN to get that picture? you also failed to mention her name...
oh, wait. i recognize her now. she looked alot different with my nuts on her chin yesterday.

heres proof of my story:

You are fuckin pathetic.
You desperatly ask for a girlfriend on the god damn BBS then when everyone makes fun you say you have one and post some shitty mspaint edited picture.

Go.Die.Now

At 2/4/06 10:24 PM, isnipeheads wrote: yo punks my girlfriend just sent me a photo and to prove i told her to hold a sign check it.

First of all, you're uglier than shit, and secondly, your the biggest fuckin loser ever...what do you want to accomplish, biggest fuckin faggot ever? You won the award hands down already, so give it a rest

Your asking for a girlfriend on the NG BBS?

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