In-school suspension...

[BigLundi]

For bending a fork.

Allow me to explain what happened and how my retarded principal reacted.

A couple days ago, i took a fork from the school cafeteria to the gym locker room with me. While waiting for the others to get done changing, I began bending the fork into what i like to call, Fork Art. Fork Art consists of fork bracelets, trinkets, or anything you could possibly make out of a fork.

I couldn't finish my art, so i laid it next to my things as i left for Gym class.
Upon returning, my Gym teacher found the fork, held it up and asked in an angry tone who bent it. Raising my hand, i politely informed him that it was fork art. He said nothing, but went back to his office with the fork in hand, and i went to my next period class.

After my next class, i was called to the office, and i had a good idea why. I pleasantly sat in the office until the secretary told me to go into my principal's office. At this point i'm wondering just how hard a principal's job is if he can take the time to talk to one of about five hundred student (small school) about bending a fork for about an hour. Duriing the time he yelled at me, he held up the fork, "You reported this as fork art is my understand?" he asked me, "Yes i did, because that's how i view it." He slammed the fork on the desk, "It's vandalism of school property is what it is! Call it what it's supposed to be called."
He pointed at a small glass apple on his desk, "What is that?" he asked me, and i replied that it was a glass apple. He said he wouldn't call it a glass banana. I politely responded with, "With the proper tools, you could CHANGE it into a glass banana." Then he went off into a rant about kids today and being smartasses. Something about him haveing PhD's and having went to college and having 50 years of age under his belt.
So anyways, after the principal yeled at me for about an hour, he informed me i would have ISS sometime soon for bending the fork, and that my folks would get a letter in the mail about it.

In school suspension, for bending a fork? What the fuck?

[Tinnymin]

Them forks have friends in higher places you know...

[Britkid]

You should have said, "But it was National Fork-Art Day." It gets them every time.

[Shaun]

At 2/4/06 08:11 AM, BigLundi wrote: "What is that?" he asked me, and i replied that it was a glass apple. He said he wouldn't call it a glass banana. I politely responded with, "With the proper tools, you could CHANGE it into a glass banana."

i laughed SO HARD when i read that..
you broke me out of my bordom..
i think i love you.
best witty comment ever.

[RUFUSthePENUS]

I think you deserved it you little rascal.

[Shaun]

At 2/4/06 08:22 AM, Guiding_Light wrote: I think you deserved it you little rascal.

your one of those people who would of dobbed on him, arent you!?
worthy of no respect.
either that or your sarcastic and this is all meaningless drivel.

[ArtemisTheHunter]

Yeah, how long was it? Mine was a day forgetting in a fight. They act like a day of sitting there drawing is torture, and makes someone want to cry in boredom...well it's not! It's really fun.

[RUFUSthePENUS]

At 2/4/06 08:24 AM, madknt wrote:

At 2/4/06 08:22 AM, Guiding_Light wrote: I think you deserved it you little rascal.

your one of those people who would of dobbed on him, arent you!?

Does not compute. Please specify.

In other news: I was being sarcastic but come on: fork art?

[Hoohah]

One guy from a movie about Columbine wore a fork around his wrist, I remember that.
If he says you can't bend forks anymore, bend spoons.

[CardinalFang]

So you got suspended for turing a 3 dollar fork into a conversation piece? Should've handed the principal 3 bucks and said buy new one.

What exactly did you turn it into anyway?

[WastedWizard]

man thas sucks your princapal sounds gay i would have battered the baboon

[BigLundi]

At 2/4/06 08:38 AM, CardinalFang wrote: So you got suspended for turing a 3 dollar fork into a conversation piece? Should've handed the principal 3 bucks and said buy new one.

What exactly did you turn it into anyway?

Trying to turn it into a bracelet for my girlfriend, she wanted one. And it was a one dollar fork. I paid for it, but then he wouldn't let me keep it, the asshole.

[Edward]

i wonder how would your parents react.....judging how the princible acted.

[bigexplosions]

What exactly is your school's profit?

[BigLundi]

At 2/4/06 08:46 AM, bigexplosions wrote: What exactly is your school's profit?

Well, i don't know the exact number, all i know is that our school board is run by jews.

[Hoohah]

At 2/4/06 08:39 AM, wastedwizard wrote: man thas sucks your princapal sounds gay i would have battered the baboon

I'm sure you would, child.

[Modjo]

Bah, you would just laugh at this experience when you're older. God, I miss my old friends.

[Fire]

I guess they just had nothing better to do.

[sharpe1]

At 2/4/06 09:00 AM, Modjo wrote: Bah, you would just laugh at this experience when you're older. God, I miss my old friends.

excatly, thats why when i get in trouble about stupid shit now. Thats a story you can tell later.

[RedDevil]

My parents would just lauph and then go in and complain if they got a letter saying i got an ISS for bending a folk

[Edward]

why don't you get a bunch of forks, go to the princible's house, and throw the forks through his window. clever eh?

[BigLundi]

At 2/4/06 09:20 AM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote: why don't you get a bunch of forks, go to the princible's house, and throw the forks through his window. clever eh?

in the form of fork art? Then i could yell at him, "That's art combined with agrivated assault! See? I know my laws! and run away...

We can dream

[ArtemisTheHunter]

Wow man, you are a total anarchy! First you steal and bend forks, next steal and bend Bedn...

[BigLundi]

At 2/4/06 10:01 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote: Wow man, you are a total anarchy! First you steal and bend forks, next steal and bend Bedn...

Hells no! He'll end up Bedning ME! You just don't mess with Bedn unless you have Mod or Admin status.

[Khuskan]

Kindly remind him that if he has PHD's, he must have done pretty badly at the rest of life to get stuck as a school principle.