If You Had To Secks A Guy, Who.

[ZeroAsALimit]

& Why ?

Sorry to the girls on the forums, there was no room for "member of the same sex".

Anyway, for me, it would have to be Jools Holland.

He is very good with his hands, and his love of pop music would allow him to select the perfect soundtrack for our gropetacular fun!

Plus, if I don't last long enough, we can talk about music until I have the energy again.

Your turn.

[LinkSilvermane]

Myself.

Oh wait, I already do that.

[Casualty]

Wade, because I'd get the mod status as bonus.

[ButtFuckingChrist]

Tom Fulp. Because then i'd be admin.

shizzle

[remmurd]

even if i had 2 i wouldnt id rather commit scuiside

Steve Vai. Just look at him.

[JohnnyWang]

I don't know. Maybe some generic darker-skinned muscular-but-light-built hunk.

[Lost-Chances]

Someone who is a professional.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/4/06 07:23 AM, remmurd wrote: even if i had 2 i wouldnt id rather commit scuiside

That means that you are repressing your homosexuality.

[nikola0]

Why do I have to secks a guy?

anyways i wouldnt do it...i would rather kill my family

[LinkSilvermane]

At 2/4/06 07:26 AM, nikola0 wrote: Why do I have to secks a guy?

anyways i wouldnt do it...i would rather kill my family

I think I'd rather fuck my sister.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/4/06 07:26 AM, nikola0 wrote: Why do I have to secks a guy?

anyways i wouldnt do it...i would rather kill my family

See above.

Besides, that action opens the door for both Necro-Rape-incest and Gay-Necro-Rape-incest.

Depending upon the age range and pets, there are so many combinations of perversions to choose from! =D

[citricsquid]

Zeroasalimit would be mine

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/4/06 07:28 AM, onnet092 wrote: Zeroasalimit would be mine

We've already done that five times already today! More is better, yay!

At 2/4/06 07:29 AM, Mick_the_champion wrote: Sean Connery, he's the only man a straight guy can have secks with and still retain his pride.

True. His voice is fantastic and I would imagine him to be very good in bed.

Best. Bond. Ever.

[nikola0]

I think I'd rather fuck my sister.

Do you even have a sister?

[DingoTheDog]

the winner of last years "Miss Ladyboy" after consuming 12pints of tiger beer.
....guess you could get away with that and retain some pride, if not its at least a funny story to tel your gran kids one day as you give them werthers original.

[Gendo]

Jonathan Davis, then amybe he'd fucking smile for once.
He's always fucking frowning, SMILE YOU BASTARD, SMILE!!!

[remmurd]

NO NO NO i am not gay

[SadnessLock]

Would I be catching or pitching?

[Murray]

At 2/4/06 07:23 AM, Anaesthetic wrote: Tom Fulp. Because then i'd be admin.

Then it would be worth secksing Tom then. Just imagine all the n00bs you could piss off if you became an admin by secksing Tom.

[ComaBlack]

At 2/4/06 07:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: & Why ?

Sorry to the girls on the forums, there was no room for "member of the same sex".

That's alright, I'll answer anyway ;). I think I'd "secks" Gwen Stefani. She's such a gorgeous creature and she knows how to move that body of hers. Ah, yeah, did I mention that I'm bisexual?

What's with all the homophobes around here?

[DanPanic]

My boyfriend Kenneth.

[VirginLungs]

Christano Ronaldo

*sighs*

[SpinTolk]

Goatse.

I could even headfuck him.

[Brutal-Stabbing]

At 2/4/06 07:23 AM, remmurd wrote: even if i had 2 i wouldnt id rather commit scuiside

i have to agree.

[nikola0]

NO comment.

[Markface]

Only on the BBS

anyway nice 43 posts a day!

[ssneakysnake]

Johnny Depp I guess.
possibly Sonny Moore.
or Captain Cool aka kyle aka me

[FuckingGenius]

At 2/4/06 07:23 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Wade, because I'd get the mod status as bonus.

Or you'd just get a donkey punch

[Emperor-Bubba]

dont know if it was said... but i'd take a thai Ladyboy.

for all intents and purposes, a woman, but with a little winkie down there.