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You'll never stop me.

NEVER.

I don't think I could possibly masturbate to that even if I was a furry.

The facts about masterbation.

You know that masterbation is dangerous. But do you know all the facts?

Masterbation causes cancer. Masterbation is the number one cause of deaths due to premature ejaculation and other serious diseases.

For every person who dies of masterbation-related illness, 20 more suffer from a chronic disease due to masterbating.

Masterbation doesn't just hurt you. Second-hand masterbation from your masterbation is a serious danger to your children, family, and friends.

The facts are clear: quitting masterbation will protect your health. According to the Surgeon General, quitting masterbation is the single most important step a masterbater can take to improve the length and quality of her or her life.

If you're ready to quit masterbating, we can help. Freedom From Masterbation® Online is an innovative masterbation cessation program from the American Ejactulation Association®. When you become a member, you'll get:
+A 7-module program to show you how to quit masterbating
+Tools and resources to help you on your quitting journey
+Solid information about preparing to quit
+Guidance through your Quit Day and the first few weeks of being masterbation-free
+An online community of fellow quitters to give you ongoing support.

There is no point for a government to illegalized something uncontrollable.
Do you seriously think you can stop people from masturbating?

At 5/18/11 12:02 AM, Bantun wrote: There is no point for a government to illegalized something uncontrollable.
Do you seriously think you can stop people from masturbating?

yes

Your links do not work. Besides, there is not sufficient evidence to say that masturbation is unhealthy, let alone dangerous to society. There's a difference between masturbation and drugs which kill brain cells.

At 5/18/11 04:49 PM, IAmYossarian wrote: Your links do not work. Besides, there is not sufficient evidence to say that masturbation is unhealthy, let alone dangerous to society. There's a difference between masturbation and drugs which kill brain cells.

living causes brain cells to die too. should living be illegal? ;3

i almost feel the need to talk shit to all the ppl who post on here that don't read or understand the humor in this thread. i mean its not like i'm harrassing anyone b/c [a.] they're all too stupid or [b.] they'll never read this anyway. lol

i think i just killed more brain cells...

At 5/9/11 02:18 PM, CacheHelper wrote: Clearly... every one who masturbates at some point in their life will grow up to experiment with other sexual activities. Like MOLESTING CHILDREN.

Science has just proven that masturbation and child molesting are clearly 100% related. Do one, and you will do the other.

We must put a stop to masturbation NOW!!!

You are misinformed.

At 5/18/11 02:11 PM, OneWayDevil wrote:

At 5/18/11 12:02 AM, Bantun wrote: There is no point for a government to illegalized something uncontrollable.
Do you seriously think you can stop people from masturbating?

yes

Don't misunderstand me.
I am not approving masturbation.
It just seems as if it would be virtually impossible to stop people from masturbating.
Unless you stuck cameras everywhere......
Or anything else that raids people's privacy.

At 5/18/11 09:36 PM, Bantun wrote:

At 5/18/11 02:11 PM, OneWayDevil wrote:

At 5/18/11 12:02 AM, Bantun wrote: There is no point for a government to illegalized something uncontrollable.
Do you seriously think you can stop people from masturbating?

yes

Don't misunderstand me.
I am not approving masturbation.
It just seems as if it would be virtually impossible to stop people from masturbating.
Unless you stuck cameras everywhere......
Or anything else that raids people's privacy.

lol the whole thing is a joke. a joke. sarcasm. ment to be ironic yet humorous. you're killing brain cells dwelling on it. now go spank sally and be happy its free. ;3

Hooray for ill-conceived fallacious arguments for drug abuse!

LOL.

I honestly have little more to say about this.

lol do u want to make an argumen first?, masturbation is not only harmful, but its healthy

This thread should be put in the general section.

What would you do about a situation like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMKyKS2LG yI&feature=feedu

At 1/6/03 06:08 PM, IamjustSci wrote: You idiots, he's being SATIRICAL, I was laughing my ASS off as I read that.

Oh, man, you ruined it. I could have kept it up for days

I love this thread because this.

It is funny to see people defending masturbation.
Masturbation makes your brain cells die, which I think can be seen by some of the defendants... :D
Take, for example, 4chan.org imageboard. Half of the content in there is just most wicked and perverted pornography. Now, guess which board is known for most stupid users around the whole internet?
Anyone with basic knowledge of the topic says that masturbation is evil, since it causes homosexuality, infertility, and cancer.
Also, it is highly addictive (and disprove that one!)
LINKS:
Masturbation Addiction Site
Guide : Step by Step to stop your Addiction
Some Person decided to talk about his Problem
Amen with you.

Are you for real?

i don't understand, is noone reading this thread b4 posting? HE IS JOKING!

At 5/16/11 09:55 PM, OneWayDevil wrote: The facts about masterbation.

You know that masterbation is dangerous. But do you know all the facts?

Masterbation causes cancer. Masterbation is the number one cause of deaths due to premature ejaculation and other serious diseases.

For every person who dies of masterbation-related illness, 20 more suffer from a chronic disease due to masterbating.

Masterbation doesn't just hurt you. Second-hand masterbation from your masterbation is a serious danger to your children, family, and friends.

The facts are clear: quitting masterbation will protect your health. According to the Surgeon General, quitting masterbation is the single most important step a masterbater can take to improve the length and quality of her or her life.

If you're ready to quit masterbating, we can help. Freedom From Masterbation® Online is an innovative masterbation cessation program from the American Ejactulation Association®. When you become a member, you'll get:
+A 7-module program to show you how to quit masterbating
+Tools and resources to help you on your quitting journey
+Solid information about preparing to quit
+Guidance through your Quit Day and the first few weeks of being masterbation-free
+An online community of fellow quitters to give you ongoing support.

Where do people learn these things? Masturbation cannot cause any diseases, and is a completely normal activity. If it did cause those diseases, people wouldn't have sex. Sex is literally masturbation, but with another sexual organ rather that ones hand. And secondhand masturbation? Really? How is that even possible? If you have any sources about the surgeon general quote, than I'd like to see that.

What do people teach their kids these days? Especially with health classes in school up-playing the dangers and downplaying methods of safe sex. Also, Masturbation can help you keep healthy, it's actually good for your heart, and help help relieve stress and tension. It's actually rather the opposite of what you are arguing.

Masturbation isn't harmful dumb ass.

Masturbating and smoking cannabis is awesome especially at the same time. although its not my life style now as smoking is an adolescent past time. Life is meant to be enjoyed at anything you enjoy probably is bad for your health. e.g drinking, driving, drugs, relationships (especially relationships) and doing the all above at the same time is probably considered deadly. LOL! But I don't think masturbation is harmful to your health. AND cannabis should stay illegal because the government would only tax it just as evil as they tax cigarettes.

Good job guys, 1378 replies to an obvious troll, you've certainly proved your intelligence

Prohibition like that would cause riots and never be effective, Unless you want to go uber-fascist and put cameras in everyones pants, which would never be tolerated, and masturbation is an entirely natural way of relieving ones sexual tensions on his/her own, its like outlawing sex.

At 1/6/03 11:42 PM, BIGBADjuggalo420 wrote: hey...anyone know were i can score a pound of masterbation?

Right here dude
or here