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Masturbation is actually good for reducing the chance of getting prostate cancer.

At 1/6/03 06:13 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Oh, man, you ruined it. I could have kept it up for days, but I guess the cat's out of the bag. Yeah, it's satirical, I copied it from a marajuana site and replaced the references to marajuana with masturbation. The laws listed are the Arizona laws for posession/sale/production of marajuana. That's why they all look the same.

BOOOO >:(

Yes, you dumbass, I think we all know it reduces the chance of Prostate Cancer, seeing as how this thread has been going to... Three years now? It has been said atleast 100 times or more.

Also, to the other dumbass who seems to believe this thread is serious. This thread is a complete copy of another about Pot, he just changed it to Masturbation, read the start of the thread before making yourself look like a moron.

At 9/2/06 07:42 AM, mgproductions wrote:

:*a lame comment* (note this line has been edited for the common good) >:(

and how do they know u masturbated!? do they dust for prints!?

Dust prints. Dust, how the hell do you get dust from wanking? Scratch that, I don't want to know how you do that.

On another subject, there's no proof that no masturbation = more rape, at least, not that I've seen. Do you really think people lack that much self control? ;P

At 9/2/06 11:12 PM, D-Bibz wrote: On another subject, there's no proof that no masturbation = more rape, at least, not that I've seen. Do you really think people lack that much self control? ;P

Obviously, if someone actually rapes someone, they don't have the best self-control. It's not that if you masturbate, you'll rape, but rapists who subdue themselves by masturbating will have no sexual output, and then rape will happen.

At 9/3/06 12:00 AM, Moose1015 wrote: Obviously, if someone actually rapes someone, they don't have the best self-control. It's not that if you masturbate, you'll rape, but rapists who subdue themselves by masturbating will have no sexual output, and then rape will happen.

Um, ok. I don't know too many rapists.

Never! Masturbation shall live on forever!

i actually have read that it is healthy to do ocassionally but too much is unhealthy.

Hmmm... New people post here every day. I haven't even seen Carrot post lately, must've gotten bored.

At 9/1/06 10:56 PM, teh_God_Father wrote:

At 9/1/06 08:17 PM, jpofgs wrote: masterbation is a normal reaction who knows without it men may rape more?

thats all bull shit masterabtion is not the reason of rape its about power and control over another person for there own sexual needs

all those links are a bunch of christen crap!
"it's sinfull"
go thinking that.
why dont you burn people at the stake for haveing a wet dream.

At 9/5/06 07:06 PM, teh_God_Father wrote: Hmmm... New people post here every day. I haven't even seen Carrot post lately, must've gotten bored.

Clearly he's busy using every fiber of his existence to combat the injustices and evils of red pandas, masturbation, starbucks, and of course, overcommercialized butter packets and jam jars. And in case you didn't know, those are all intertwined by a dark and evil binding.

ah fuck, i think masturbation just gave me an aneurysm.

My question still lies unanswered. How would you catch anyone?

aneurysms

At 9/5/06 10:15 PM, D-Bibz wrote:

At 9/5/06 07:06 PM, teh_God_Father wrote: Hmmm... New people post here every day. I haven't even seen Carrot post lately, must've gotten bored.

Clearly he's busy using every fiber of his existence to combat the injustices and evils of red pandas, masturbation, starbucks, and of course, overcommercialized butter packets and jam jars. And in case you didn't know, those are all intertwined by a dark and evil binding.

Yes, and I feel that people will follow him. It is clearly wrong to masturbate, and Starbucks was created by Satan himself. I for one am glad that Carrot has brought this evil and sinful act to our attention, and I pray that others will follow him!

Also, Moose1015, stop posting, no one is going to answer.

The madness continues.

sigh

Masterbation is fantastic

Masturbation causes carpel tunnel syndrome. If you have a job that involves construction, keyboarding, or the creative arts, you may think twice.

At 1/6/03 05:40 PM, ULTRAnamic wrote: Wtf is wrong with you masterbation is healthy and normal its natures way of keeping seamon fresh rarther than wet dreams.Its clears the mind and freshens the body no harmful effects come out of it so this is a load of bull.

Freshens the body?
You sure?

Masterbation (in small doses) is healthy for you

Masturbation releases a chemical from the brain in small amounts of doopamin, which makes you think better. Over masturbation may lead to losing memory, I know this for a fact, and hair loss, so if you between the ages of 16 and 20 if you jack off 5 times a week, then you're fine, so just try to do something else to pass the time.

At 11/24/06 09:18 AM, cold-as-hell wrote: Masterbation (in small doses) is healthy for you

Why is that?

At 11/25/06 01:31 AM, Steel-Reserve wrote:

At 11/24/06 09:18 AM, cold-as-hell wrote: Masterbation (in small doses) is healthy for you

Why is that?

I dunno I got it from a book. A little is good. A lot is bad.

At 11/25/06 07:56 AM, cold-as-hell wrote:

At 11/25/06 01:31 AM, Steel-Reserve wrote:

At 11/24/06 09:18 AM, cold-as-hell wrote: Masterbation (in small doses) is healthy for you

Why is that?

I dunno I got it from a book. A little is good. A lot is bad.

was it a green book?

1. masturbation is completely personal privacy, masturbation will not harm any other guys , will not bother any other guys.
2 . masturbation is the human nature to everyone. how to set free your sexual appetency is a problem if you make materbation illegal.didn't you rape or look for some prostitute to feed your big cock.

that is stupid quetion .you are a stupid guy

At 11/25/06 09:01 AM, Tootbook wrote:

At 11/25/06 07:56 AM, cold-as-hell wrote:

At 11/25/06 01:31 AM, Steel-Reserve wrote:

At 11/24/06 09:18 AM, cold-as-hell wrote: Masterbation (in small doses) is healthy for you

Why is that?

I dunno I got it from a book. A little is good. A lot is bad.

was it a green book?

nope white

At 9/7/06 05:33 AM, No-one-inparticular wrote: The madness continues.

sigh

Will this topic reach 50 pages?
Stay tuned!

At 11/24/06 10:21 AM, Agentfortyseven wrote: Masturbation releases a chemical from the brain in small amounts of doopamin, which makes you think better. Over masturbation may lead to losing memory, I know this for a fact, and hair loss, so if you between the ages of 16 and 20 if you jack off 5 times a week, then you're fine, so just try to do something else to pass the time.

Dopamine is also the neurotransmitter that has been implicated in many psychotic disorders, such as schizophrenia and disassociative personality disorder. Science proves once again that masturbation is Satan's tool to overthrow mankind.

At 11/25/06 12:41 PM, thebigo1081 wrote:

Dopamine is also the neurotransmitter that has been implicated in many psychotic disorders, such as schizophrenia and disassociative personality disorder. Science proves once again that masturbation is Satan's tool to overthrow mankind.

Do you have any idea that your talking out your ass. Religion believes that god created man in his own image. So when did saten offer a hand in helping?