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At 8/23/06 12:45 PM, The_FlashMaster wrote: Sorry, but i just don't see it happening. This is a pointless waste of time to argue with you because you are asking for structure and evidence.

Do you realize that a couple posts down on the first page this was revealed as a joke?

At 8/23/06 01:42 PM, Snubby wrote: Do you realize that a couple posts down on the first page this was revealed as a joke?

Why else would this thread be three years old.

At 1/7/03 08:48 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: oh, and by the way, you're not black. Stop talking like one.
You think ghetto is what people do when they're missing the letter beside P on their keyboard.

I second that.

At 8/23/06 05:18 PM, Yuli wrote:

At 1/7/03 08:48 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: oh, and by the way, you're not black. Stop talking like one.
You think ghetto is what people do when they're missing the letter beside P on their keyboard.

I second that.

lmfao XD

At 1/6/03 06:13 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Oh, man, you ruined it. I could have kept it up for days, but I guess the cat's out of the bag. Yeah, it's satirical, I copied it from a marajuana site and replaced the references to marajuana with masturbation. The laws listed are the Arizona laws for posession/sale/production of marajuana. That's why they all look the same.

I suppose I'll reply to this, incase another unsuspecting victim comes along, he can read that post from three years ago at the start of the thread.

rehash of the original parody, not as good (granted, I haven't read all 37 pages, must be some record, 37 pages in one day...) but, yeah... masturbation<cannibas. ;)

At 8/23/06 07:13 PM, afterdeath wrote: rehash of the original parody, not as good (granted, I haven't read all 37 pages, must be some record, 37 pages in one day...) but, yeah... masturbation<cannibas. ;)

disregard that, I'm illiterate

masterbation is good............. CHRONIC MASTERBATION is bad.

At 8/23/06 07:14 PM, afterdeath wrote:

At 8/23/06 07:13 PM, afterdeath wrote: rehash of the original parody, not as good (granted, I haven't read all 37 pages, must be some record, 37 pages in one day...) but, yeah... masturbation<cannibas.

disregard that, I'm illiterate

I'm glad you've seen the error of your ways.

At 1/7/03 08:48 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: oh, and by the way, you're not black. Stop talking like one.

You don't need to be black to talk it. I'm fucking Asian and I talk like that, so back off.

At 8/23/06 08:24 PM, dukemaster4 wrote: masterbation is good............. CHRONIC MASTERBATION is bad.

Fuck you too

At 1/6/03 11:44 AM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Most arguments against legalization of cannabis center on studies that show that it is harmful.

Masturbation isn't. Furthermore what right would a Government body (to enforce this) have in telling us what we can/can not do in our home?

At 1/6/03 05:46 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Wow, that sure was a response. do you have any statistics to back that up?

the only way to illegalize masturbation would be to fucking monitor our everyday lives. are you retarded? thats called totalitarianism, if you are monitored by a government agency because you're not allowed to do something that is easy to do privately, in your fucking bathroom.

4-year-olds masturbate. thats the difference between masturbation and using drugs.
if a 4-year-old uses drugs, they are fucked up people and probably have abusive siblings/parents and older relatives teaching them the wrong stuff.
using drugs before you get into school would kill you.
masturbating before you get into school is something everybody fucking does.
they don't come because they're pre-pubescent, which means they're fucking
body has not yet become able to come.
if your doing something to mirror what your body is made to do is made illegal, then some law-makers have been using drugs, which i believe isn't lawful.

you're an idiot

At 8/23/06 06:32 PM, teh_God_Father wrote: I suppose I'll reply to this, incase another unsuspecting victim comes along, he can read that post from three years ago at the start of the thread.

Trust me, plenty of other people have established that. It's just that brainless posters decide not to read any of the thread and just post their redundant and useless views on this. Seriously, anyone who complains about how masturbation is healthy, or how the government can't and/or shouldn't illegalize isn't thinking. This thread would have easily died had people not continued to post the same statements. Ironicly, this is'nt the first time I've said this.

At 8/24/06 03:33 PM, liandri wrote: the only way to illegalize masturbation would be to fucking monitor our everyday lives. are you retarded?
4-year-olds masturbate...

you're an idiot

Wow, since when CAN four year olds jack off? And how the hell do you know? Do you watch them? Yeah, I like how you call Carrot an idiot.

At 8/24/06 09:47 AM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

At 1/7/03 08:48 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: oh, and by the way, you're not black. Stop talking like one.

You don't need to be black to talk it. I'm fucking Asian and I talk like that, so back off.

Hey! Don't talk to moderators like that.

Are you really this much of a fascist fuck in reality, or are your antics here just some kind of joke?

I'm gonna go masturbate right now out of spite. And I'll be thinking of YOU, Dr. Riot!

At 8/24/06 03:33 PM, liandri wrote: the only way to illegalize masturbation would be to fucking monitor our everyday lives. are you retarded?
4-year-olds masturbate...

you're an idiot

Wow, since when CAN four year olds jack off? And how the hell do you know? Do you watch them? Yeah, I like how you call Carrot an idiot.

I was wondering the same thing... Dude, just, shut up now. You'll only look like an ass after you see that this thread is a complete joke. Everything Carrot says is a joke, I hope O.o, and he is doing it to piss people like you off. It works, it got me a few pages back because I deglected to read the start of the thread and a few posts before mine.

$150,000.00 fine for touching your privates.

At 8/24/06 07:16 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: $150,000.00 fine for touching your privates.

There is a wide range of fines. I'm sure the 150,000 dollar fine would apply mostly to the most deviant forms of masturbation.

At 8/22/06 06:07 PM, D-Bibz wrote:

At 8/22/06 02:31 PM, SexyLilSeaOtter wrote: sadly god smited alot of people back then

Yeah. I think the old testament is kinda ridiculous, especialy the whole deal about dying if you touch something holy because you "will be harmed by the holiness." I don't recommend using the old testament alone as a set of guidelines for you morales, but that's just me.

i am personally WELS christan
for the last 11 years i have studyed the bible in private school inside and out
i found only one use for the old testiment sinse Jesus came. . . . .and thats to be used as a curb,mirror and a guide. . . . .
thats bassicly saying it shows us our sins/our wrong.

Mmh.. I see your point' but its a natural species reaction *All animals' Eliphants+rhinos' dogs' etc* do it ' Ilegalise it can be harmfull. At teenage years its used' so the body can re-act to do it fast' and ' its proven if a person never mastibtes it increases the chances of aids. I see your point.. Possibly illegal near like schools and pre-schools.But like' dotn go insane.. Possibly like $50 fine or junk..

At 8/24/06 08:52 PM, Destroyo wrote: and ' its proven if a person never mastibtes it increases the chances of aids.

That's a complete lie. I challenge you to provide any evidence to support that claim.

At 8/24/06 09:26 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote:

At 8/24/06 08:52 PM, Destroyo wrote: and ' its proven if a person never mastibtes it increases the chances of aids.

wtf? how the hell is there a connection between masturbation and AIDs.

kudos a_carrot, this thing is now officially immortal.

At 8/24/06 10:53 PM, shi_huangdi wrote: kudos a_carrot, this thing is now officially immortal.

What do you mean, "it is now" it was immortal from the day I posted it. Years from now, it will still be the hot topic.

At 8/24/06 11:23 AM, Hell-Itself wrote:

At 8/23/06 08:24 PM, dukemaster4 wrote: masterbation is good............. CHRONIC MASTERBATION is bad.

Fuck you too

what did i do im only speaking what i think is right. I think masterbation is good for you as long as you dont abuse it.

Yes, it seems this thread will never end. People will continue to post after reading the title, instead of reading the first few posts where you ADMIT this is a JOKE. People won't read any of the posts revealing this, and they shall be bitchslapped by everyone that understands what this thread was really created for. Bravo, Carrot dude, you've made the perfect thread to atract the already overflowing population of morons and n00bs.

At 8/25/06 11:12 AM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote:

At 8/24/06 10:53 PM, shi_huangdi wrote: kudos a_carrot, this thing is now officially immortal.

What do you mean, "it is now" it was immortal from the day I posted it. Years from now, it will still be the hot topic.

true, i guess i just didn't realize that in its first days of existence, but now it has the official title which obviously makes everyone happy (whether they're touching themselves or not).

At 1/6/03 06:13 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Oh, man, you ruined it. I could have kept it up for days, but I guess the cat's out of the bag.

the cat was out of the bag...but someone caught it and beat it to death with a stick. sorry i had to revisit the first page, i never realised you actually admitted any of this, luckily someone helped me see the light.

the cat was out of the bag...but someone caught it and beat it to death with a stick. sorry i had to revisit the first page, i never realised you actually admitted any of this, luckily someone helped me see the light.

You are very welcome, child.

At 8/25/06 07:52 PM, shi_huangdi wrote:

At 1/6/03 06:13 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: Oh, man, you ruined it. I could have kept it up for days, but I guess the cat's out of the bag.

the cat was out of the bag...but someone caught it and beat it to death with a stick. sorry i had to revisit the first page, i never realised you actually admitted any of this, luckily someone helped me see the light.

I didn't really admit anything. It was probably a hacker or someone who has changed their username to be very similar to mine.