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I'mma do some other countries.

Israel: We brought you Jesus.. And five million dead religious freaks.
Canada: Thank God half the country is unsuitable for human habitation.
Vietnam: Sucky sucky 5 Dolla.
North Korea: Mindcontrol! All the cool kids do it.
Kenya: Come to Kenya! We've got lions and tigers in Kenya!
South-Africa: 100% safe. If you're black.. and poor.. and don't come here.
Luxembourg: Small country, big wallets.
Libia: At least we're not Cuba
Cuba: We're trying to peddle our island towards Florida.
Brasil: Where 600$ gets you a girl pooping in the butt of another girl.
Malasia: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

The Netherlands

Abortion? *shrugs*... at least we've got drugs

At 1/31/06 05:08 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: America: everyone hates us :(

Europe: We hate america >:(

At 2/1/06 11:45 AM, MikeThePoney wrote:

At 1/31/06 05:08 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: America: everyone hates us :(

Europe: We hate america >:(

the Netherlands: We hate Europe >:C

England:our country teh suxx0rz

At 2/1/06 11:46 AM, duffeknol wrote:

At 2/1/06 11:45 AM, MikeThePoney wrote:

At 1/31/06 05:08 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: America: everyone hates us :(

Europe: We hate america >:(

the Netherlands: We hate Europe >:C

Emos : We hate everyone :(

At 2/1/06 12:29 PM, MikeThePoney wrote:

At 2/1/06 11:46 AM, duffeknol wrote:

At 2/1/06 11:45 AM, MikeThePoney wrote: Europe: We hate america >:(

the Netherlands: We hate Europe >:C

Emos : We hate everyone :(

Wales: Rydan ni'n casau chi!

America: We'll cut your face.

Bulgaria - Small, but beautiful.

Finland alredy has one

Suomi, Finland, PERKELE!

Holland: Where weed flows with lots of legal ho's.

England-"kissing Bush's ass, one cheak at a time!"

england...does exactly what it sezs on the tin...im not sure why?

Russia - Love the motherland, you motherfucker.

Scotland: Where men are men and sheep are scared.

England: Like a Vagina, Almost constantly wet.

England: We Stay Crispy In Milk.

"Denmark: we dont need you, we got bacon, booze, and freedom of speech"

At 1/31/06 05:06 PM, -Kappa- wrote: If you could invent your country's slogan, what would it be?

For example,
"Canada: Like a lake, it's not so bad once you get in."

lol that's actually quite funny.

Britain : Because Ireland sucks.

And so does that...

Holland : Sure,you can take a leak on the cathedral.

Belgium: One little wee bit of piss on the cathedral and it'll cost ya.

Canada:

"Come here and pay otherwise we'll 'Eh'"

England:

"Come here little boy otherwise we'll say 'Oi!'"

England - The beers good...unlike the women :(

england:- 99.9% Scabies free

At 2/1/06 12:58 PM, -Daniel- wrote: Scotland: Where men are men and sheep are scared.

Ydach chi'n feddwl Cymru?

Translation: Don't you mean Wales?

Latvia -- place wihtout tornados ,earthquakes n' terrorism
really. We haven't had any tornados earthquakes or terrorist attacks

At 2/1/06 05:40 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote:

At 2/1/06 05:35 AM, Spawnof wrote:

At 2/1/06 05:30 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote: Britain isn't a country!!

yes, but it is a kingdom and thus can be considered as having "national pride" i suppose. as im english by birth i can say that, and most ppl there arent vastly against being called "British" so it does have its own identity as a country.

Take a look at the title of this thread...
Create a slogan for your Country!.

And that's one country, not four.

Those four countries put together are officially classed by the UN as one country, called the UK. You don't see independent desks for each individual one in the UN do you.

england: just like a star, looks good from a distance but when your too close bloody hell it burns (in the form of chavs)

At 2/1/06 12:58 PM, -Daniel- wrote: Scotland: Where men are men and sheep are scared.

that would be wales

England: We're not all tea and crumpets.

Germany: Sauerkraut and Potatos suck dick.