ANIMAL CRUELTY!!
So I was just minding my own business leisurely walking down the streets of the suburbs. I saw some lady release a centipede outside of her house. I thought "Oh that's nice, she's releasing it instead of killing it." That tiny creature was blessed with sleak orange shells and delicate legs and joyfully wandered about as soon as it reached the floor. Seeing it happy, I happily walked on with the centipede in my mind.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORABLE!
On my way back I walked past the same place, and saw this tall white man, around his late 20's and really tall, with brown hair and goatee, picking up a centipede. It wasn't that long ago that I first walked past so it is entirely possible that it was the exact same individual centipede. I thought to myself, "Wow! That critter is BLESSED. Not only was it just saved from certain death but now this gentleman is going to keep it as a pet!" Suddenly having a centipede as a pet didn't sound like such a bad idea after all, and I thought about adopting that centipede too, but I figured he already wanted it so I let them alone to bond.
I was well on my way again when I heard a big SNAP behind me. I turned around and to my surprise THE GOATEE MAN WAS FUCKING ELECTROCUTING THE CENTIPEDE!!!!
He just took out this bug-frying paddle and dropped the centipede onto it. The poor thing snapped, smoke, and flew into the air only to have itself slowly float down onto the floor with its delicate little legs all fried up. THE POOR THING WAS STILL MOVING ON THE GROUND trying to run away.
I wanted to confront the tall goatee man, but he was too tall and can totally kick my ass. I could do nothing but watch on the sidewalk as he picked up the centipede again and SLOWLY AND CRUELY LOWERED IT ONTO THE PADDLE AGAIN.
Suddenly I remembered something. I remembered I was wearing steel capped boots! I also happen to have a BLUNT OBJECT in my hand! I had no time to react. In fractions of a second the goatee man would be dropping the centipede down the electric paddle again so I WALKED UP TO HIM and I screamed "HEY!" Distracted, he turned and I gave him an almighty kick in the face, making sure my steel toes connected with his head. After he fell, I
At 1/26/06 09:40 PM, theabominablematt wrote:
kicked him again when he was down.
And then I hit him
At 1/27/06 03:03 AM, -Ellie- wrote:
over the head repeatedly with a blunt object.
After which I proceeded to
At 1/27/06 02:58 AM, blamurai wrote:
GUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!!
When I was finally done, he was lying on the ground. I picked up the seriously injured centipede and ran off, afraid that the man with his blood-soaked goatee will wake up and kill me even though I probably broke his nose already. I ran home as quickly as I could've with the dying centipede still twitching in my arms. Two things were in my mind. One: the condition of the centipede, and two:
At 1/26/06 09:43 PM, Zero_X5213 wrote:
I hope that son of a bitch loses his sense of smell!
I got home and the smell of burning flesh quickly filled the entire interior. I didn't know how to save the poor thing, so the best I could do was find a small towel and cover the body with it. It was not to be, however, because an hour later the poor critter stopped twitching at last, and died.
Anyway, I really want the same fate to fall on that horrible goatee man, because
At 1/28/06 12:56 AM, Evark wrote:
it was an innocent creature's life. Some asshole like that deserves the pain.
I feel like crying now. Stuff like this affects me really badly.
Comfort me. :'(
P.S.
Think to yourself for a minute whether you would've congratulated me like you did to -Ellie- or you would've just told me I was stupid for saving a centipede and complimented the goatee man for finding such a cool way to kill a bug so slowly.
You keep saying it was justified to kick someone in the face with steel boots to save the life of a kitten, and yet, everyone praised Wade for killing the bug. Still, you call yourselves moral. One person argued that it was wrong for the kid to kill the kitten because the kitten was so much smaller than the kid. Then why didn't any of you say anything when the size difference between Wade and a bug is definitely larger than that between the kitten and the kid?
You people keep calling yourselfs moral, but in reality you are just a bunch of people who take things at face value. The only way that can bring you well-willed-but-stupid ones to do the right things is to make everything flurry and fluffy like kittens.
With nothing personal meant, take Evark for example:
Regarding the kitten choker, he says,
At 1/28/06 12:56 AM, Evark wrote:
in this case it was an innocent creature's life or someone getting the comedown from their sadistic high in the form of a boot to the face. Some asshole like that deserves the pain.
But when it comes to Wade shocking a centipede not once, but twice, he says,
At 9/6/05 01:37 AM, Evark wrote:
I'm holding out in the hopes that one day you'll have pictures of ants on fire and running around as the result of your peculiar brand of mirth and a hapless magnifying glass.
But that picture is pretty cool anyway.
Don't any of you rip on Evark for this either. Any single one of you would've said the same thing.
Choke a kitty, and the accused deserves to be kick, hit, and injured.
Slowly killing a centipede, and the accused gets praised.
You all make me sick.