Ganymede Imposter

[Freakapotimus]

This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

[Ganymede]

At 5/4/01 04:11 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

Thank you Andrea, hopefully your reputation will help clear my name, as I think my name would do as well.

I don't want this joke to end like this, so I won't reveal my name yet, unless wade still doesnt' believe me, then I will have no choice but to end this lunacy.

What Have I learned? Don't make your password easy to guess, I think Jose Ortiz could attest to the fact that it can be a pain in the ass. ( and no, I am not Dinotron)

Wade, if you really did talk to shok, and he told you there are multiple people who are in on it, then you should also realize that if he though I was a danger, he would have told you my name.

The people who know who I am.

PureCo2
Freakapotimus
Rollargrl
Shok

[TheUnknownJobber]

At 5/4/01 04:17 PM, Ganymede wrote:

At 5/4/01 04:11 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

Thank you Andrea, hopefully your reputation will help clear my name, as I think my name would do as well.

I don't want this joke to end like this, so I won't reveal my name yet, unless wade still doesnt' believe me, then I will have no choice but to end this lunacy.

What Have I learned? Don't make your password easy to guess, I think Jose Ortiz could attest to the fact that it can be a pain in the ass. ( and no, I am not Dinotron)

Wade, if you really did talk to shok, and he told you there are multiple people who are in on it, then you should also realize that if he though I was a danger, he would have told you my name.

The people who know who I am.

PureCo2
Freakapotimus
Rollargrl
Shok

Freakish...I guessed there a was a conspiracy about 2 seconds before the whole thing went nuts. I think you might be able to add me to that list though. Not naming names though.

[AstroZombie916]

At 5/4/01 04:17 PM, Ganymede wrote:

At 5/4/01 04:11 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

Thank you Andrea, hopefully your reputation will help clear my name, as I think my name would do as well.

I don't want this joke to end like this, so I won't reveal my name yet, unless wade still doesnt' believe me, then I will have no choice but to end this lunacy.

What Have I learned? Don't make your password easy to guess, I think Jose Ortiz could attest to the fact that it can be a pain in the ass. ( and no, I am not Dinotron)

Wade, if you really did talk to shok, and he told you there are multiple people who are in on it, then you should also realize that if he though I was a danger, he would have told you my name.

The people who know who I am.

PureCo2
Freakapotimus
Rollargrl
Shok

PERDIX??????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[untitled]

At 5/4/01 04:17 PM, Ganymede wrote:

At 5/4/01 04:11 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

Thank you Andrea, hopefully your reputation will help clear my name, as I think my name would do as well.

I don't want this joke to end like this, so I won't reveal my name yet, unless wade still doesnt' believe me, then I will have no choice but to end this lunacy.

What Have I learned? Don't make your password easy to guess, I think Jose Ortiz could attest to the fact that it can be a pain in the ass. ( and no, I am not Dinotron)

Wade, if you really did talk to shok, and he told you there are multiple people who are in on it, then you should also realize that if he though I was a danger, he would have told you my name.

The people who know who I am.

PureCo2
Freakapotimus
Rollargrl
Shok

Don't know what the hell your talking about but I think this is Perdix.

[Winslow0100]

At 5/4/01 04:17 PM, Ganymede wrote:

At 5/4/01 04:11 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: This has gone far enough.

I know the identity of Ganymede, since I am the one who delivered the package for him/her. The person making the serious threats is not the same person who was involved with the prank.

No harm was meant here. We meant for this to be a fun practical joke, a prank, not scary shit.

Tom, Wade: please accept my apologies for any trouble caused, even though I am not Ganymede making these threats- and neither is the original Ganymede, my accomplice.

Thank you Andrea, hopefully your reputation will help clear my name, as I think my name would do as well.

I don't want this joke to end like this, so I won't reveal my name yet, unless wade still doesnt' believe me, then I will have no choice but to end this lunacy.

What Have I learned? Don't make your password easy to guess, I think Jose Ortiz could attest to the fact that it can be a pain in the ass. ( and no, I am not Dinotron)

Wade, if you really did talk to shok, and he told you there are multiple people who are in on it, then you should also realize that if he though I was a danger, he would have told you my name.

The people who know who I am.

PureCo2
Freakapotimus
Rollargrl
Shok

Annihilate, kill, kill, kill!!!!
Just kidding, man, I wish I were in on this joke.....
Oh well, no harm, no foul

[WadeFulp]

Perdix! Of course! He's been sending me strange BBS messages lately. Haha.

Alright, everyone can stop sweating, or we're going to die from laughter over here. *I* took over the Gayneme account, and started posting stuff. Then I came on as me to confront myself, to scare the real Gayneme into giving in. My effort kinda worked. It scared his accomplists into given up themselves. Haha. No one is being banned, and the FBI was never called. Did anyone catch my webcam action? :) I was acting like I was calling someone while looking at the stuff we received. I don't like mind games, so I played dirty. :)

[TheUnknownJobber]

At 5/4/01 04:26 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Perdix! Of course! He's been sending me strange BBS messages lately. Haha.

Alright, everyone can stop sweating, or we're going to die from laughter over here. *I* took over the Gayneme account, and started posting stuff. Then I came on as me to confront myself, to scare the real Gayneme into giving in. My effort kinda worked. It scared his accomplists into given up themselves. Haha. No one is being banned, and the FBI was never called. Did anyone catch my webcam action? :) I was acting like I was calling someone while looking at the stuff we received. I don't like mind games, so I played dirty. :)

Damn Wade

You truly are the King of Kings ;P

[Perdix]

At 5/4/01 04:26 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Perdix! Of course! He's been sending me strange BBS messages lately. Haha.

Alright, everyone can stop sweating, or we're going to die from laughter over here. *I* took over the Gayneme account, and started posting stuff. Then I came on as me to confront myself, to scare the real Gayneme into giving in. My effort kinda worked. It scared his accomplists into given up themselves. Haha. No one is being banned, and the FBI was never called. Did anyone catch my webcam action? :) I was acting like I was calling someone while looking at the stuff we received. I don't like mind games, so I played dirty. :)

Good Job Wade!

Although, I did suspect it was you, as I said in my email. It was just a little too easy, damn you for dirtying my little game.

So, how did everyone find out?

[cableshaft]

At 5/4/01 04:23 PM, untitled wrote:: Don't know what the hell your talking about but I think this is Perdix.

Perdix quotes that may lead evidence to the theory:

"Seriously, I think I might be [going insane], or at the very least, I am becoming a great deal sillier.... my parents, my girlie, fuck, even my boss have all noticed a change in me over the last few months.... hmmmmmm....."

"Wade, will you give me an enema, please?"

"(shhhh... you'll give away my secret...)"

And remember, Perdix is one smart cookie, so he'd probably know the whole Ganymede greek myth interpretation by Jobber, and Ganymede said it had something to do with that myth (I guess the term used was source)

[cableshaft]

Oh, and he seems to be corresponding more with Rollargirl, Philly native and in on the secret, lately on the BBS as well. Hmmm.... (clutching at strands of thread)

[WadeFulp]

At 5/4/01 04:32 PM, Perdix wrote:

Hehe, sorry for turning the joke around on you guys. :) I was outside looking around to see if someone was watching our place earlier. Haha. As soon as I heard Perdix it clicked for me. I was playing dumb in my emails. :) It was funny. I knew you were suspicious, so I just played dumb. haha. You held strong though. I gotta catch my train. Have a good weekend all! We'll have to add this whole thing to NG Lit.

[TheUnknownJobber]

At 5/4/01 04:32 PM, Perdix wrote:

At 5/4/01 04:26 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Perdix! Of course! He's been sending me strange BBS messages lately. Haha.

Alright, everyone can stop sweating, or we're going to die from laughter over here. *I* took over the Gayneme account, and started posting stuff. Then I came on as me to confront myself, to scare the real Gayneme into giving in. My effort kinda worked. It scared his accomplists into given up themselves. Haha. No one is being banned, and the FBI was never called. Did anyone catch my webcam action? :) I was acting like I was calling someone while looking at the stuff we received. I don't like mind games, so I played dirty. :)

Good Job Wade!

Although, I did suspect it was you, as I said in my email. It was just a little too easy, damn you for dirtying my little game.

So, how did everyone find out?

Well, personally, I initially thought it was Tanner, but he doesn't really write the way the responses were being written('san anal english major thing) Then I remembered your crazy ass posts the last few days and your present lack of posts. The list of people "in on it" clinched it though. Good game though :) I honestly wasn't sure up until the very last second..heh.

[Perdix]

At 5/4/01 04:34 PM, cableshaft wrote: At 5/4/01 04:23 PM, untitled wrote:: Don't know what the hell your talking about but I think this is Perdix.

Perdix quotes that may lead evidence to the theory:

"Seriously, I think I might be [going insane], or at the very least, I am becoming a great deal sillier.... my parents, my girlie, fuck, even my boss have all noticed a change in me over the last few months.... hmmmmmm....."

"Wade, will you give me an enema, please?"

"(shhhh... you'll give away my secret...)"

And remember, Perdix is one smart cookie, so he'd probably know the whole Ganymede greek myth interpretation by Jobber, and Ganymede said it had something to do with that myth (I guess the term used was source)

Daedalus played a role in the creation of the Minotaur, and Daedalus was Perdix's teacher (and killer) in greek mythology, although, those posts weren't really the hints, I made several references to packages over the past few days, as well as a post many months ago on the old bbs that had the subject "Yo, Where's Homey" and the text "baaaaa baaaaaaa"

and that wasnt' the secret I was hinting at in that post.

[Pete]

At 5/4/01 04:26 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Perdix! Of course! He's been sending me strange BBS messages lately. Haha.

Alright, everyone can stop sweating, or we're going to die from laughter over here. *I* took over the Gayneme account, and started posting stuff. Then I came on as me to confront myself, to scare the real Gayneme into giving in. My effort kinda worked. It scared his accomplists into given up themselves. Haha. No one is being banned, and the FBI was never called. Did anyone catch my webcam action? :) I was acting like I was calling someone while looking at the stuff we received. I don't like mind games, so I played dirty. :)

I'm having trouble catching my breath I was laughing so hard....Ahhhhhh...

-Pete

[cableshaft]

Perdix wrote: Comments you shoulda read above.

A)Last time I read Greek myths was 8th grade, and my memory might as well be erased every morning I wake up, its so short term, so I remember just about nothing of it.
B)Hmm, missed the mentions of a package... ah well...and I missed the homey post
C)Heh, I know it wasn't the secret you were referring to, I just saw the words and decided to post them to try and draw attention to you being the perpetrator...heh, I woulda made an excellent journalist.
D)I did this before you or Wade verified it anyway :)

[CRZA]

dang!

i knew about Ganymede from the giddyup!

i didn't even get to defend his honor....
or is that hizzoner?

hmmm....but i was there for ya G...well..

actually i was swamped at work.

[Freakapotimus]

Wade, You bastard! You had me shitting in my pants! Ok, not literally, but I was a bit scared for a while. I was in IMs with Perdix all day. That'll teach me to play pranks...

[WadeFulp]

At 5/5/01 04:44 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: Wade, You bastard! You had me shitting in my pants! Ok, not literally, but I was a bit scared for a while. I was in IMs with Perdix all day. That'll teach me to play pranks...

Hehe. Sorry Andrea. I didn't mean to make you mess your pants. Hehe. We love pranks. :)

[Freakapotimus]

At 5/7/01 11:45 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Hehe. Sorry Andrea. I didn't mean to make you mess your pants. Hehe. We love pranks. :)

Next time I'll even make sure I leave it in the right place ;) You were supposed to pick it up as you went in. And with all the people you and others were guessing, I was surprised that no one mentioned me. I thought my association with PhillyNG and such would lead others to wonder if I was the secret delivery person.

[WadeFulp]

At 5/7/01 12:20 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

Hehe. Do you know what door I use to come in and out of? It's the iron gate around back. We leave it open when the weather's nice, so if you're in the area just walk up and give us a hello.

[Freakapotimus]

At 5/7/01 12:32 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Hehe. Do you know what door I use to come in and out of? It's the iron gate around back. We leave it open when the weather's nice, so if you're in the area just walk up and give us a hello.

Maybe sometime soon I'll stop in while I'm apartment hunting. Know of any places in that area? I need something cheap ;)

[Recoil]

Uh..... I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I've obviously missed a whole lot. Could somebody write a brief resume on whatever this is about?

[Freakapotimus]

At 5/7/01 02:15 PM, Recoil wrote: Uh..... I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I've obviously missed a whole lot. Could somebody write a brief resume on whatever this is about?

Here's a brief recap:
Perdix comes to me with an idea of a prank on the NG crew. He sends me a package containing a blow up sheep, Astroglide lubricant, and a porn video called "Yo Where's Homey?" I toke it over to NG HQ. The gift-giver's name is Ganymede. NG tries to figure out who it is. Wade takes over the Ganymede account and scares me into revealing my part. Others later guess Perdix, and he admits it. The shit went down Friday.

[Jonny-Alpha]

At 5/7/01 02:42 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 5/7/01 02:15 PM, Recoil wrote:

Here's a brief recap:
Perdix comes to me with an idea of a prank on the NG crew. He sends me a package containing a blow up sheep, Astroglide lubricant, and a porn video called "Yo Where's Homey?" I toke it over to NG HQ. The gift-giver's name is Ganymede. NG tries to figure out who it is. Wade takes over the Ganymede account and scares me into revealing my part. Others later guess Perdix, and he admits it. The shit went down Friday.

I also managed to miss this. Shame on me, sounds quite funny. although not for those involved I guess..but who cares about them.