Closest call you've had

[LolSatan]

What is the closest call you've ever had to doing something stupid? Here's mine.

One time, while staying over at my aunts and uncles house for a visit, my mom told me to brush my teeth. So, I went to the bathroom, looking around for some toothpaste. I found an odd shaped bottle that looked like toothpaste, so I tried it anyway. As a bit of the substance oozed out, two word caught my eye. "Vaginal Cream"

[Desentil]

Hey, at least you didn't brush your teeth with it so you can laugh.

[SunChipsClock]

At 1/28/06 04:09 PM, cereal_killer11 wrote:

As a bit of the substance oozed out, two word caught my eye. "Vaginal Cream"

HOLY FUCK! That shit isn't toothpaste?!

[Seizures]

It would have been funnier if you brushed your teeth >:(

[Mc-Moots]

thats pretty funny

[citricsquid]

blew a can of deodrant uo in my face!!

[PurpleHaze]

At 1/28/06 04:09 PM, cereal_killer11 wrote: What is the closest call you've ever had to doing something stupid? Here's mine.

I once came home under the influence of mushrooms. I knew i looked styoned off my gourd, and my eyes were bulging. My parents were both home, but i somehow avoided them, and went into my room. It was the craziest, funnest trip.

[CUBErt]

The closest call I've ever had with somethin stupid....

ok, this one time I was in the woods chooping down old dead trees to make a campfire with two of my brothers and a friend. My friend offered to chop down the first dead tree we spotted. As he started to chop away we stood at safe, or so we thought, zone.
Little did we know the axe's head was loose, at the first swing the axe's head glided through the air at an amazing speed. I felt is brush against my leg...
Oh my mother-fucking GOD!
I was sure the damn thing had taken a chunk of my leg, but no. It sliced open my pants and cut through my sock, without touching me.
Ever since that day, everytime we go in the woods, I always personnaly check if the axe is a GO.

And that, ladie and gentlemen, was my closest call.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

My mum sent me to get a bottle of coke once, and I totally didn't realise she meant a big -litre bottle. So I ended up coming back with a 500ml bottle, and had to go back :(

[ViceFullbuster]

Surviving 2 triple stack Supermans.

[Chozz]

I was almost caught wanking... but luckily for me i pulled my pants up instead of closing the porn.

[LinkSilvermane]

I almost grabbed my friend's breast instead of her pop-corn while watching Saw in the movie theater.

Good fecking thing she didn't notice, too.

[AntiEverythingGoon]

Oh wow, well I cheated on one of my midterms, and the fucking vent blew my cheat sheet from under my desk... the teacher even went up to it and asked "Want me to pick that up for you?" I responded with "No, i'll just do it at the end of the test". How I am so lucky is beyond me.

[Ganon-Dorf]

i stuck a stick of deoderant in a fan and it turned to liquid and went everywhere...it wasnt a close call but it was funny

[LolSatan]

At 1/28/06 04:37 PM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: I almost grabbed my friend's breast instead of her pop-corn while watching Saw in the movie theater.

Good fecking thing she didn't notice, too.

I said close call for doing a stupid thing >=(

LOL

[Seanmlr]

in my car i found a hlaf eaten candy bar, then relized it was 2 years old, i could've died...i guess

[Seasons]

At 1/28/06 04:25 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: My mum sent me to get a bottle of coke once, and I totally didn't realise she meant a big -litre bottle. So I ended up coming back with a 500ml bottle, and had to go back :(

Hahaha, bummer.

One time i was in my room experimenting with a little something called salvia.
I had just finished smoking 3 gbs of it (thats alot of salvia!)
And my mom walked in as i was sitting on my bed with my mouth gaping wide open with a string of slober dribbling down my chin. With my eyes barley slit open staring but not concentrating on my ceiling fan. ( I was on a completley different planet)

She then just closed the door and left.

[killa-teddy]

One time when I was younger, my friends and I egged this one persons house who no one liked. But we also egged his dads car in the process. He came charging out with a SHOTGUN, jumped in his car and peeled out of his driveway to try and hunt us down. Good thing we were wearing camo and hiding in the forest.

Moral of the story, never egg a mexicans house.

[Seasons]

At 3/2/06 08:53 PM, killa_teddy wrote: One time when I was younger, my friends and I egged this one persons house who no one liked. But we also egged his dads car in the process. He came charging out with a SHOTGUN, jumped in his car and peeled out of his driveway to try and hunt us down. Good thing we were wearing camo and hiding in the forest.

Moral of the story, never egg a mexicans house.

One time me and my friends were playing football in the street and some mexicans drove by in this big rusty truck

My mom said she doesnt believe in mexicans though and told me it was just a dream

[EZCheeser]

At 1/28/06 04:37 PM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: I almost grabbed my friend's breast instead of her pop-corn while watching Saw in the movie theater.

Good fecking thing she didn't notice, too.

It would've been better if she noticed so you both could have a nice laugh about it.
I'm gonna do that on purpose one day. Like actually grab it. Rofl.
Then be like oh oops and just laugh.

[cOnScRiPtRED]

Well during the obstacle course in BMQ I fell through the logs onto the barbed wire. I was so red when that happened but hey I didnt have to do that shit again!

[Tribec]

Once I farted so hard that I flew in the air and got neutralized by an airplane. Then I reassembled.

[Master-Nicholas]

At 1/28/06 04:37 PM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: I almost grabbed my friend's breast instead of her pop-corn while watching Saw in the movie theater.

Good fecking thing she didn't notice, too.

I had a similar exprience but i actually did it, funny part was she didnt mind lol.

[bica1]

::sigh:: for me it was one of those spinny roler coaster thingis in six flags that goes in the air up and down(it's not the octopus but I forgot the name). The protection bars came off before the ride started and I was like <:/

But then my bro and sis where like "you wimp" so I rad the ride. While riding, it was going fast, and all of a sudden it stops in the air. now these things only twirl left to right, and nothing else. Well, something came off because the disk was tilted in a wrong way, and I was on the top section of it.

Well, me and my bro and sis where panicking, and we where worried the protection things would come off.

Well, I'm here so you know the rest <:D

About 30 minutes of philosophical talking about near death experiences , my bro and sis where like "let's ride that one!" and I was like "YOUR F'N KIDDING ME RIGHT?!!"

Notice the difference in the other pictures between STRAIGHT, and Our CROOKED one!! <:/

But yeah, that sucked lol