I am a viking!

[DekapitatoR]

THE STORY OF THE CRAP VIKING

One day after school i decided to be a viking. So i went to the local make up store and bought some eyeliner like real emovikings have. So i then i got to do sumin like why the hell are pirates and ninjas more popular than vikings? It makes no sense. Vikings are kwl. They drink alot. And they rape. And they rob. Ninjas are gay. And piratists look like motorists.

So first of i gathered my crew of whining teenboys and other assholes. Tahnok was the captain of the crew of course. Chrizzly was a trubadur. So i decided to fuel my spaceship. Real vikings of course have a space ship. We attacked to the ninjer planet. Like they were only some ninjer mofos. And stuff. Then we destroyed the planet of the apes and finally planet australia. Then vikings were
OWNED.

Really. Viking own ninjers and pirates. Try to realize it.

[generalmario]

er is that the story

[Denizan]

zombies > vikings

[Lazyfeet]

Hooray for Vikings.

One day after school I wanted to become a woodcutter so I put on a red stripy top and gathered some tramps off the street and we had pancakes and syrup. Yeeha! But now I'm stuck with a foregin acent.

[DekapitatoR]

At 1/28/06 02:21 PM, Slashinator wrote: zombies > vikings

ZombieVikings>vikings

[Rideo]

Yeah, one viking could take on like 40 ninjas and 10 pirates at the same time. They're so much better.

[flukersback]

Drunken pirates > all.

[DekapitatoR]

At 1/28/06 02:23 PM, -Fluker- wrote: Drunken pirates > all.

Drunken vikings > all and a half

[Denizan]

At 1/28/06 02:22 PM, DiagonalLines wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:21 PM, Slashinator wrote: zombies > vikings

ZombieVikings>vikings

touche

[Rideo]

Plus vikings write with the coolest looking letters ever.

[Chrizzly]

I'm a fucking viking troubadour! Thanx!

[Seizures]

At 1/28/06 02:21 PM, Slashinator wrote: zombies > vikings

agreed

[DekapitatoR]

One pic tells more than a thousand words or sumin.

[Jizzlebang]

obviously the norwegian vikings are the better, we aren't pussies like the swedes... they take all of our glory.. bastards.

y'know if christianity wasn't introduced to vikings, we could've ruled europe.

[PinkBeer]

At 1/28/06 02:24 PM, DiagonalLines wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:23 PM, -Fluker- wrote: Drunken pirates > all.

Drunken vikings > all and a half

Drunken pirate vikings> drunken vikings

[CamoClock]

Chuck Norris > All +infinity.2

[Chrizzly]

At 1/28/06 03:02 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: obviously the norwegian vikings are the better, we aren't pussies like the swedes... they take all of our glory.. bastards.

y'know if christianity wasn't introduced to vikings, we could've ruled europe.

Yeah agreed... the norwegians are tougher than others think, thanks to swedes....but the Finns kicks boths ass!

[Hoohah]

At 1/28/06 03:05 PM, Parrallel_Falcon wrote: Chuck Norris > All +infinity.2

No, that's not funny anymore.

[Nergal-Behemoth]

I am a viking too! Right now I'm riding my drakkar near the fjords of Norway, in search for Greenland, while listening to Bathory and Enslaved, pure viking metal! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Just joking. :-)

[Lykaki]

I cant say anything on that. I am prejudiced... Very positively prejudiced... *drools over her Viking lover and her Viking Metal cd's*

[Drah]

At 1/28/06 03:02 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: obviously the norwegian vikings are the better, we aren't pussies like the swedes... they take all of our glory.. bastards.

y'know if christianity wasn't introduced to vikings, we could've ruled europe.

hell yeah, and cheers to that.
now lets go rape some sweds.

[tlyer-durden]

System of a down>Vikings

[Lykaki]

Norwegian Black Metal>pussy system of a fucking down syndrome. Period.
And Norwegians own Swedes. (But of course Finns own the worls, but not many of them are Vikings. They are kind of a bastard race XD)

[Banis]

But pirate's talk alot cooler. Arr.

[FUNKbrs]

At 1/29/06 10:13 AM, Banis wrote: But pirate's talk alot cooler. Arr.

Vee are goink to keel yew now, yah?

Zee vikinks PWN j00.

[Jemry]

At 1/28/06 02:12 PM, DiagonalLines wrote: Really. Viking own ninjers and pirates. Try to realize it.

What about ninja pirates?

[Chrizzly]

At 1/29/06 09:27 AM, Lykaki wrote: Norwegian Black Metal>pussy system of a fucking down syndrome. Period.
And Norwegians own Swedes. (But of course Finns own the worls, but not many of them are Vikings. They are kind of a bastard race XD)

Yep sorry...Finns are more bastards...i also agree with that goddamn system of a down syndrome...theyre good but they dont deserve that much attention that they get...theyre not THAT great...

[Tinnymin]

At 1/29/06 10:24 AM, Jemry wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:12 PM, DiagonalLines wrote: Really. Viking own ninjers and pirates. Try to realize it.

What about ninja pirates?

Anything with ninjers as the prefix must equal instant ultimate winner of great justice

[Seanmlr]

pumpkin pie> vikings

[Jace0ne]

The Vikings didn't even make it to the playoffs...