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At 1/28/06 10:04 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote:

At 1/28/06 09:52 AM, Chozz wrote: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now Redux

Yeah, that's on my top 100

You've posted three times in a row...

At 1/28/06 09:09 AM, dewclawedstorm wrote: Wasent there a user that said "I like ebaums." ?

Yeah, that was Van_Tengo, which is the post he made I found hilarious and extremely n00by to say on NG. That has to be my one of my favourite quotes. My other favourite quotes have to be from what koreaman says, and there are someof my favourite quotes on MGS2.

since the lemon thing is probably THE most popular quote ever.
i'd thought "why not make me one of my own" and so i did.
here it is

"when life hands you lemons, throw them at life, and ask for some goddamn oranges"

see if you like this one. also check the one i made for my sig.

I got stranded on the side of a mountain and had to eat my best friend for survival. Worst forty five minutes of my life.

Here are some:

AYE AR FRUM TEH FYOOSHER-Pie_Eating_Pizza

I am an antichrist-Johnny Rotten

I am a pastry-John F. Kennedy

At 1/28/06 08:18 AM, kickme123 wrote: Best Newgrounds Quote Ever.

Haha, I'm saving that.

At 1/28/06 02:12 PM, -Fluker- wrote:

At 1/28/06 08:18 AM, kickme123 wrote: Best Newgrounds Quote Ever.

Haha, I'm saving that.

hah, that is a good one. but the earlier mentioned "i like ebaums" post on NG, did it for me.

here's one i just made.
"girlfriends are for people with no hands"
that was a quick one.

best quote said to me would be
"go home so I can brick your windows"
i have honestly had some moron say that to me

all LAWL at the chav race

"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."

At 1/28/06 02:16 PM, pill_addict wrote: best quote said to me would be
"go home so I can brick your windows"
i have honestly had some moron say that to me

all LAWL at the chav race

i laughed, i just laughed.

and to the one above me
that's more of a poem.

At 1/28/06 02:22 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:16 PM, pill_addict wrote: best quote said to me would be
"go home so I can brick your windows"
i have honestly had some moron say that to me

all LAWL at the chav race

i laughed, i just laughed.

and to the one above me
that's more of a poem.

Swedish proverb >:(

'Don't try never fail'
It cracks me up.

At 1/28/06 02:31 PM, Beane wrote: 'Don't try never fail'
It cracks me up.

^_^

lol.
here's one i loved from the southpark movie

cartman: suck my balls!
mr. garrison: what did you say?
cartman grabs a megaphone
cartman: would you like to suck my balls mr. garrison?

I like this one:

Muahahahahahahahahahah...coughcough....hah

hahahahahahahahahah (TM)

does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

At 1/28/06 03:11 PM, Parrallel_Falcon wrote: I like this one:

Muahahahahahahahahahah...coughcough....hah

hahahahahahahahahah (TM)

oh, you mean like when they do an evil laugh, then caugh and continue laughing?
i LOVE that. it's pure classic.

From Monty Python And The Holy Grail just about the best movie ever.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremon

"Familiarity breeds contempt........... and children.."
-Mark Twain

"Were all black when the lights are out."

At 1/28/06 08:18 AM, kickme123 wrote: Best Newgrounds Quote Ever.

Lmfao.

Mine are:

"What do you mean "I aint kind", I'm just not your kind."
- Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
- Jimi Hendrix

"Pure blood will probabily kill ya!"
- Lemmy (Motorhead)

That time Wade Fulp said "Search the toolbar you wigger fuck!"

WE'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!
heh.

none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. -Jay and Silent Bob strike Back.

No Chris I don't no what a blowhole is for but i can tell you what it isn't for thats why i got kicked out of seaworld-Family Guy

At 1/28/06 07:31 PM, PelvicThrusters wrote: WE'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!
heh.

That picture is excellent. I can't wait 'till it comes out...

Who was it that said "Yeah, I got one of those, but it's made of noses."?

Eight cool points to the person who gets it.

i think my sig says it all

At 1/28/06 09:01 AM, DingleberryClock wrote: I'm personally a huge fan of "I have a dream..." 5 cool points to anyone who can guess who said that!!

Michael King (aka Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.- Source: This website.

My favourite quote is listed in my banner: "All good and evil things are bestowed".

"Sieg Hiel."

"brick whered you get a hand-gernade?
i dont know."
anchorman
legend of ron burgundy

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I like this one, it was in the video for "Peace Sells" by Megadeth

Father: "Whats that voilent garbage your watching on T.V.?"
Kid: "...The News."

So true.