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Posted at: 1/28/06 02:22 AM
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But I don't know how to tell him how I feel.
I try and I get all nervous.
Here's the real big thing though: he is an anti-gay black supremist.
I think it'll be a bit of a hurdle, but I like his body. Each of his 98 stones of fat, are like sex candy.
Help pleaze!
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Posted at: 1/28/06 02:23 AM
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does he have a sammatch?
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Posted at: 1/28/06 02:24 AM
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Ask him out.
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Just have a freind of his tell him.
At 1/28/06 02:23 AM, _Whiplash_ wrote: does he have a sammatch?
No, he eats bugs. he does it to intimidate me.
In fact, once he brought in a knife and threatened to stab me. I pissed myself. We both laughed so hard.
I love him sooo much.
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:25 AM
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Dude your a guy right are you a homo
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At 1/28/06 02:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: But I don't know how to tell him how I feel. I try and I get all nervous. Here's the real big thing though: he is an anti-gay black supremist. I think it'll be a bit of a hurdle, but I like his body. Each of his 98 stones of fat, are like sex candy. Help pleaze!
umm r u gay cuz oin ur pro it says ur male
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Posted at: 1/28/06 02:26 AM
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At 1/28/06 02:24 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: At 1/28/06 02:23 AM, _Whiplash_ wrote: does he have a sammatch?No, he eats bugs. he does it to intimidate me. In fact, once he brought in a knife and threatened to stab me. I pissed myself. We both laughed so hard. I love him sooo much.
Does he have guns?
yes.
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:27 AM
At 1/28/06 02:26 AM, KingRJ wrote: Does he have guns?
No.
But he does have a nice, muscular body, so he wont need guns to defend his bitch.
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If he ever dumps you, you know you can call me. I'm still single, and very tight.
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:28 AM
At 1/28/06 02:27 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: :
No. But he does have a nice, muscular body, so he wont need guns to defend his bitch.
so you wanna be his bitch
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Interesting parody thread, if I am correct. Nifty.
Now to go along with the others...
OMGZ ASK HIME OUTZ! LOLZ WEZ HOMOPHOBEZ!
Ugh...
Yea.
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:29 AM
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At 1/28/06 02:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: he is an anti-gay black supremist. but I like his body. Each of his 98 stones of fat, are like sex candy.
Don't risk getting beaten to a bloody pulp, just because you like his body.
Go to a gaybar "where everybody knows.....you're gay." (cheers)
At 1/28/06 02:27 AM, Evildwarf wrote: If he ever dumps you, you know you can call me. I'm still single, and very tight.
Ya! In fact, i can be your bitch too! ^_^
i can tell my other man, then he'll slap me and rape me silly!
At 1/28/06 02:28 AM, tlyer_durden wrote: so you wanna be his bitch
Everyone does! He'th tho dreamy!
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:31 AM
At 1/28/06 02:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: At 1/28/06 02:28 AM, tlyer_durden wrote: so you wanna be his bitchEveryone does! He'th tho dreamy!
Maybe even George Bush do!
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:32 AM
At 1/28/06 02:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Everyone does! He'th tho dreamy!
Oh god thats just fucking sick right there Im preying to god your jokeing if not then ohh god thats just sick
Posted at: 1/28/06 02:33 AM
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How have you met? And how old is this hunk? Maybe go out, for an English Toffee cappuccino?
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Posted at: 1/28/06 03:08 AM
At 1/28/06 02:29 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: Go to a gaybar "where everybody knows.....you're gay." (cheers)
And they're always glad you CAME!
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:09 AM
At 1/28/06 03:08 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: At 1/28/06 02:29 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: Go to a gaybar "where everybody knows.....you're gay." (cheers)And they're always glad you CAME!
where nobody knows your NAME!
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:13 AM
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At 1/28/06 03:09 AM, KingRJ wrote: At 1/28/06 03:08 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: At 1/28/06 02:29 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: Go to a gaybar "where everybody knows.....you're gay." (cheers)And they're always glad you CAME!where nobody knows your NAME!
shoulda saw this coming......
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:20 AM
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I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! *dies*
It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb.
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:22 AM
At 1/28/06 03:20 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! *dies*
But what we had was special, because I'm special.
Our hot tard secks was magnificent!
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:24 AM
At 1/28/06 03:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Our hot tard secks was magnificent!
Thanks for sharing that....
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:26 AM
At 1/28/06 03:24 AM, KingRJ wrote: At 1/28/06 03:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Our hot tard secks was magnificent!Thanks for sharing that....
I always share!
In fact, that's why I orgy.
Posted at: 1/28/06 03:33 AM
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ur a boy so you had gay sex uuuuggghhh im not homaphobist but to me its like eating crap throwing it up and eating it again
anyway just go out with him if you want to because nobodys stopping you
(i may live in Brighton in England but im not gay)
(also thats why i dont mind them)
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