Hitler > Jesus

[ZeroAsALimit]

- Hitler wrote two books, Jesus never wrote anything, he was too lazy.

- Hitler has more films and books about his existence than Jesus does.

- Hitler was a far greater public speaker. You can tell because there is no film footage of The Sermon On The Mount, but we have footage of The Nuremburg Rallies.

- Hitler managed to bend other countries and his own government to his will. Jesus never, he got killed.

- Hitler would win in a one to one fight.

- Nazis worship Hitler, not his father, wheras Jesus is sort of like Himmler in this respect.

Any more ?

[StrikerF2]

You missed out the fact that hitler was related to the death of millions of people.

[SadisticSatisfaction]

I agree.

[JacksRage]

Hitler was real?

[tlyer-durden]

Jesus could also cure blindness by just putting his hand on someone I dont think hitler could do that also hitler was a homo jesus was stright

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 1/27/06 07:13 PM, Striker_F2 wrote: You missed out the fact that hitler was related to the death of millions of people.

I was trying not to be controversial.

Yes, people can kill in accordance to Hitler's views, but not to Jesus's.

[TheCrook]

At 1/27/06 07:13 PM, Striker_F2 wrote: You missed out the fact that hitler was related to the death of millions of people.

A small detail easly overlooked.

[SunChipsClock]

Yeah but Jesus is much older, less is known about him. Maybe he did write books but they were lost.

*Yawns* damn it's late :(.

[Cold]

- In a fight between Hitler and Aquaman, Aquaman would be sent to a gas chamber for genetic cleansing.

- In a fight between Aquaman and Jesus, Jesus would preach to Aquaman about loving thy enemy.

Therefore
Hitler > Aquaman > Jesus.

[MickTheChampion]

- Hitler has an ignorant virgin with no respect for anyone make BBS topics praising him.

[Para-Noid]

Hes a german Guys

[TheNewAgeOutlaw]

At least Jesus was well hung.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 1/27/06 07:14 PM, tlyer_durden wrote: hitler was a homo jesus was stright

Nah, he had sexual fantasies of his niece pissing on him.

See, Hitler saw that incest was good, jesus never.

[JacksRage]

At 1/27/06 07:15 PM, Mick_the_champion wrote: - Hitler has an ignorant virgin with no respect for anyone make BBS topics praising him.

Burn, but he does have respect, for Hitler.

[OldBlender]

At 1/27/06 07:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: - Hitler would win in a one to one fight.

Jesus is god's son, How would a mortal beat Jesus?

silly ^_^

[flukersback]

We have ACTUAL proof of Hitler. Jesus is load of bullshit if you ask me.

[MickTheChampion]

At 1/27/06 07:17 PM, JacksRage wrote:

Burn, but he does have respect, for Hitler.

"Nah, he had sexual fantasies of his niece pissing on him." - doesn't sound like the respect I was brought up on...

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 1/27/06 07:15 PM, Perfect_PARANOiA wrote: Hes a german Guys

He was Austrian. Of course, that depends upon your views on Pan-Germanism.

At 1/27/06 07:16 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: At least Jesus was well hung.

I'll need empirical mevidence. Hot, sweaty, dirty empirical evidence.

Also, Hitler appreciated good trimmed facial hair, Jesus let his grow unchecked (according to my mental image of him),

[MattTheParanoidKat]

All of this is true, unlike religion.

[StrikerF2]

At 1/27/06 07:14 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I was trying not to be controversial.

Yet you name the topic "Hitler > Jesus"

I was trying to prove you wrong actually, but then I remembered how things are interprated on NG after I pressed post..

[hitlerispoop]

At 1/27/06 07:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: - Hitler wrote two books, Jesus never wrote anything, he was too lazy.

- Hitler has more films and books about his existence than Jesus does.

- Hitler was a far greater public speaker. You can tell because there is no film footage of The Sermon On The Mount, but we have footage of The Nuremburg Rallies.

- Hitler managed to bend other countries and his own government to his will. Jesus never, he got killed.

- Hitler would win in a one to one fight.

- Nazis worship Hitler, not his father, wheras Jesus is sort of like Himmler in this respect.

Any more ?

Well, if you classify "Goodness" As whoever wrote the most Books or videos or who killed the most jews, then hitler would indeed be the winner.

[AfroJustice]

Jesus was a jew so I guess Hitler could beat jesus...

[MickTheChampion]

At 1/27/06 07:18 PM, -Fluker- wrote: We have ACTUAL proof of Hitler. Jesus is load of bullshit if you ask me. Blah blah blah lets argue

Nobody did ask you, but since you decided to jump in the pile of pigshite we call ignorance - i'll give you a reply that you so clearly want. There is enough historical proof for most respectable atheists to acknowledge the existance of a man named Jesus Christ at that point in time.

[TheNewAgeOutlaw]

At 1/27/06 07:18 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote::

Also, Hitler appreciated good trimmed facial hair, Jesus let his grow unchecked (according to my mental image of him),

My mental image of Jesus looks like Chuck Norris.

[Dudeo]

At 1/27/06 07:18 PM, -Fluker- wrote: We have ACTUAL proof of Hitler. Jesus is load of bullshit if you ask me.

No you're a load of bullshit.

[tlyer-durden]

At 1/27/06 07:18 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At least Jesus was well hung.

I'll need empirical mevidence. Hot, sweaty, dirty empirical evidence.

Yeh you would like that wouldent you you sick fucker

[MickTheChampion]

At 1/27/06 07:20 PM, Dudeo wrote:

At 1/27/06 07:18 PM, -Fluker- wrote: We have ACTUAL proof of Hitler. Jesus is load of bullshit if you ask me.

No you're a load of bullshit.

Keep that up lad, you're making us all look great...

[TJ]

Jesus is away right now, but he is coming back soon.

[MadScientistNG]

Wow the BBS has gotten really serious these days.

Hitler is still alive while Jesus isn't.

[Dudeo]

If you love hitler so much go suck his dick when you get to hell!