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At 1/27/06 06:17 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: Dude, that's not a lady.

*spews up Marcus' bday cake*

At 1/27/06 06:19 AM, RWS wrote: *spews up Marcus' bday cake*

I thought it was a lady, but seriously undeveloped...

Marcus, what presents did you get? Any blow up dolls you can give sex to?

Marcus, who's the stripper for your bday man?

At 1/27/06 06:35 AM, Alkador wrote:

At 1/27/06 06:19 AM, RWS wrote: *spews up Marcus' bday cake*

I thought it was a lady, but seriously undeveloped...

Hahah you guys fucking suck. And fail :D

Marcus, what presents did you get? Any blow up dolls you can give sex to?

Yeah dude, I got a hole in the back o' this one roarin' to go!

see pic

Marcus, who's the stripper for your bday man?

I've got a feeling that Dave (Ssilver7 for all you nubs) will take care of that... *shudder*

At 1/27/06 04:01 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: My own Happy Birthday Marcus Flash

You people all suck, that was gold. Hope can you destroy all my hard work. What kind of birthday present is that? WHAT I ASK YOU.? WH... I'm over it, Marcus could you pass me some cake.

At 1/27/06 06:52 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

Marcus, who's the stripper for your bday man?

I've got a feeling that Dave (Ssilver7 for all you nubs) will take care of that... *shudder*

Did someone say stripper?

At 1/27/06 06:57 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: Did someone say stripper?

Marcus, you know what a stripper wants, "Spam Lite"... they dont need money, booze, or drugs, they need their sexy legs to work their stuff

At 1/27/06 06:57 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: Did someone say stripper?

Dave, I never knew you looked like that...those are damn fine legs you have mate...or honey!

I love the guy known as Marcus,
He likes to rape lots'a carcus!
That makes him a necrophiliac!
But who gives when you have aphrodisiac?
Viagra, steroids and goat weed,
Make the trees rise tall and litter seeds.
Each day the birds and the bees,
Like to eat and suck those trees.
Isn't that enough to turn you on?
Or do you need something more you god damned moron?
What if dave the stripper came along?
Or would that just seem plain wrong?
Either way, sex is yay,
Oh dear Marcus, Happy Birthday!

At 1/27/06 07:29 AM, Alkador wrote: I am a mantastic stud-muffin.

Oh my, you win.

At 1/27/06 07:29 AM, Alkador wrote: Dave, I never knew you looked like that...those are damn fine legs you have mate...or honey!

I do what I do to pay the bills dammit!

Nice poem btw.

hells Yeah!!!! (opens a can of dr. pepper and downs it) hells yeah man you party as hard as you can man, I mean party so hard that you begin to lift off the ground and start floating into outer space. but hey don't party so hard that you end up like this guy, yeah we don't want that to happen do we. happy birthday man.
(undeadsoldier just starts breakdancing)
WWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Well happy birthday Marcus,here is a birthday burger for you. =)

Har pee berf die.

After becoming a whole year older, Marcus' parents insisted he got a part time job. So he applied at the local fast food store. They got him working at the drive through window, too bad he was fired shortly after.

Instead of serving the people what they wanted he would insist on giving them spam.
Go figure.

At 1/28/06 06:44 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: Instead of serving the people what they wanted he would insist on giving them spam.
Go figure.

You fucking rule, hahahaha.

That is one bang-up picture dude.

And thanks for popping in, Greg.

Happy bithday you dog you.

Sorry I'm a little late to say this and didn't say this sooner, but happy birthday Marcus!

At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Enoll wrote: Happy bithday you dog you.

Does this mean I can get put on your awesome list now?

At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Sorry I'm a little late to say this and didn't say this sooner, but happy birthday Marcus!

Hah, thanks buddy ;D

Hey, looks like I finally hit puberty this year, drinking all those protein shakes has payed off, finally.

At 1/28/06 07:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Hey, looks like I finally hit puberty this year, drinking all those protein shakes has payed off, finally.

More like this. Am I right ladies?

Did you also know it's still M-a-r-c-u-s's b'day today? It will probably never not be his birthday, until forever

At 1/28/06 07:09 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: More like this. Am I right ladies?

Oh dude... snap....
I've got to learn how to use photoshop one day, seriously.

That is nice work my man XD

The reason I'm posting so disgustingly late is because Alk fucking made this while I was still at my cousin's and Dave fucking was conveniently not home to tell him to postpone it. Fucker, look at what you did!

At 1/28/06 07:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Enoll wrote: Happy bithday you dog you.

Does this mean I can get put on your awesome list now?

No, you have to give him sex to get on his list, believe me, I know. And it was worth it.

Happy birthday bud hope your dick doesnt get choped off by a crazy striper

At 1/28/06 07:19 AM, Jemry wrote:

At 1/28/06 07:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 1/28/06 06:54 AM, Enoll wrote: Happy bithday you dog you.

Does this mean I can get put on your awesome list now?

No, you have to give him sex to get on his list, believe me, I know. And it was worth it.

It's really a win-win situation.

At 1/28/06 07:23 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 1/28/06 07:19 AM, Jemry wrote: No, you have to give him sex to get on his list, believe me, I know. And it was worth it.

It's really a win-win situation.

More like a win-sex situation!

happy birthday mate

At 1/28/06 07:31 AM, Jemry wrote: More like a win-sex situation!

Oh. Oh my.

Hah this is too much for me, I'm off to the land of nod :P

Thanks guys, this has been the happiest birthday ever!!!

...and it shall continue to be so for quite a while. Or else.

Happy Birthday Marcus. Have a good one.

At 1/28/06 07:09 AM, Ssilver7 wrote:

At 1/28/06 07:03 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Hey, looks like I finally hit puberty this year, drinking all those protein shakes has payed off, finally.

More like this. Am I right ladies?

No your not ;)