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At 1/25/06 02:56 PM, Jonocheese wrote: Hey, anyone know any good mind tricks?
A good one is to tell you friend to rub his shoulder and you rub your elbow and your friend will get mixed up and rub his elbow.

Please share some!

if you ask jono cheese if hes gay he says "no"

that is a trick because jono cheese is g

Dunno if this counts but its funny.

Go up to a girl, ask her throughout the day/week "did it hurt" "did what hurt" "when you fell from heaven" eventually shell memorize it. next time you say,"did it hurt?" "i know when i fell from heaven" say "no,when you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

They might cry or get pissed,but its funny.

I got two.

Bet someone a hundred dollars for that every push-up they do, you only do two.

Waits to see if someone gets it.....

Tell someone to lick there elbow

laugh as the look stupid.

My favorite, and you gotta say it fast, but not to fast, so you can say " I told you"

Okay, your the bus driver. There a nine kids on a bus, When it gets to the next stop, five kids get off and nineteen kids get on. Four kids get off and none get on...

Go on for that for about two mintues, completely screw around with the numbers. After a while, ask them who the bus driver is. Stupid people will fall for it.

And.. More of a joke.

Would you suck a man's cock if he cleaned it off really well?

No...

Haha, Dirty cocksucker!

Make your Right foot go round in CLockwise circles and your right hand go round in antio clockwise circles. Can you do it?

At 1/25/06 04:12 PM, ashley wrote:

At 1/25/06 02:56 PM, Jonocheese wrote: Please share some!

pick any number in the world.

Multiply the number by ten.

Divide the number by an amount equal to the number you started with.

Subtract it by seven.

It's three, I bet i'm right.

i got -3

I did this when I was like 11 and it was pretty cool. Get someone to close their eyes. Place your thumbs over their eye lids and press fairly hard so it is only slightly hurting them, then say this story.

"Your chopping lumber in the forest when in a freak accident you chop off your own arm, your in a mad dash running to the hospital when suddenly some kids laugh at you, you are angry, so you go to the local gun store and see three guns Which do you buy? *name three guns*. So you buy *insert the gun here* and go back to the kids, you shoot them, so finnaly your walking to the hospital when more kids laugh, you go to the car dealer ship and se three cars *name three cars*. So you drive it back and run over the kids, blood goes everywhere, you smile.

Then let go of their eyes but first tell them to keep them closed when you let go, if they were really into the story and vissualizing it they see some trippy shit like their own funeral or grave stones, some weird shit. You can do it on yourself by holding your own eyes but its better with a partner.

Me: Are you gay?

Victim: No

Me: Do your parents know you're gay

Get's em every time